txolops Chapter 105: I let you act like a charlatan, but I didn't let you fool the law enforcement elde
Chapter 105: I let you act like a charlatan, but I didn't let you fool the law enforcement elde
Chapter 105: I let you act like a charlatan, but I didn't let you fool the law enforcement elder so badly!
If they knew that the "stone god" they were worshipping was actually a huge tumor that was connected to an ancient demon from the earth and could explode at any moment, it would be a disaster.
These hundreds of disciples, driven to madness, could probably tear Yu Liang to shreds on the spot.
Yu Liang's Adam's apple bobbed with difficulty, his feet digging into the ground in preparation for a quick escape, yet he forced a compassionate and wise demeanor on his face.
"Ahem—everyone, calm down, calm down."
Yu Liang pressed his hand down.
"Of the three thousand great paths, the key is to follow the natural order and not to fall into delusion."
"The Divine Envoy is testing our resolve!"
A roar suddenly erupted from the crowd.
Liu Erdan had now transformed into a "Thousand-Eyed Yaksha" covered in fleshy tumors and eyeballs. The countless eyeballs spun wildly all over his body, enough to drive anyone with a weak will to madness on the spot.
"The master says this is a delusion, which must be an implication that we lack understanding and sincerity!"
Liu Erdan's voice became sharp and hoarse due to extreme excitement, revealing a chillingly insane logic.
"We mortals cannot fathom the true meaning within!"
"Kowtowing! All of you, kowtow! Kowtowing until the Divine Messenger is satisfied! Kowtowing until the Great Dao manifests!"
Boom!Boom!Boom!
Hundreds of foreheads slammed violently onto the gravel ground, the sound like war drums.
Even a few disciples of the Enforcement Hall, who were holding steamed buns and cucumbers, had their knees buckle and knelt down in a daze under the wave after wave of faith.
Yu Liang felt numb all over, and could only force himself to continue smiling.
Tie Wuqing stood alone in the center, surrounded by kneeling madmen, the air thick with the stench of meat and the aroma of steamed buns.
He looked up at Yu Liang, who was being fawned over by everyone, and felt it was utterly absurd.
Is this the method of Zizhu Peak?
Without engaging in any conflict or expending any spiritual energy.
With just a few absurd lies, the authority that the Law Enforcement Hall had built up over hundreds of years was trampled into the mud.
This is hardly the cultivation of immortality.
This is clearly a demonic path that is even more ruthless than the demonic path itself!
In the shadows of a corner, undercover agent Liu Bo's pen flew across the paper, his expression frantic.
"Brilliant—truly brilliant. First, use the greed of mortals to ignite chaos, then use the chaos to dismantle the originally rigid order."
Transforming the instruments of law enforcement, representing slaughter and authority, into mundane food is a fundamental mockery of the hypocrisy of the so-called righteous path!
"This is deconstructing the essence of violence, reducing it to its most primal forms of 'food' and 'sex'!"
"Finally, when everyone has lost their way and their faith has crumbled, they will descend as saviors and reap the rewards of faith."
Liu Bo closed the booklet and looked at Yu Liang with admiration in his eyes.
"Is this the young master's Chaotic Mind Array? Without firing a single shot, the outer sect of the Qingxuan Sect has been completely overrun. This is the kind of vision a Demon Lord should have! Treating all living beings as pawns, and rules as child's play!"
In the shadow of the cliffs further away.
Xiao Wufeng watched coldly from the sidelines, while Liu Ruyan beside him covered her mouth and nose in disgust.
"How disgusting. What kind of heretical practice does Yu Liang cultivate?"
"It cannot be judged by common sense."
Xiao Wufeng's voice was flat, revealing no emotion.
"That iron is merciless—"
"Iron Ruthless is useless."
Xiao Wufeng turned away, no longer wanting to look at this eyesore.
"His Dao heart was damaged, and the authority of the law was swept away, making him a laughing stock of the entire sect. He can't cause any trouble in the short term, let alone take charge of punishments again."
He paused for a moment, his slender fingertips gently stroking the cold hilt of the sword, a glint of light flashing in his eyes.
"However, the bigger the commotion, the better. Although the sect leader favors him and uses this to keep the other peaks in check, he will never allow something out of control to exist for long and shake the foundation of the sect."
"Three days later."
Xiao Wufeng's voice revealed a resolute determination to kill.
"The Soul-Locking Array has been set up. This time, I will deal with it thoroughly, erasing it along with that rusty sword."
Liu Ruyan chuckled, a hint of resentment flashing in her eyes.
"Remember, I'm going to keep Yu Liang's mouth to feed my Heart-Eating Gu. His mouth is just too annoying."
At the same time, the people from Zizhu Peak began to retreat.
Or rather, they were "respectfully sent away" by the bald gang members as if they were sending away a plague god.
Yu Liang practically jumped onto Pig Grandpa's broad back as if fleeing for his life.
"puff""
Ah Tuo spat a mouthful of saliva in disgust on the face of the giraffe disciple who was trying to approach.
Ji Linglong huddled behind Pigsy's buttocks, gripping the brush tightly, her body trembling slightly.
Watching Yu Liang's retreating figure, the label of "extremely dangerous" in her mind had quietly upgraded to "unspeakable".
This is no good-for-nothing, this is clearly a world-destroying demon in human skin!
On an old, crooked tree in the distance.
Gu Santong squatted among the tree branches like an old monkey, holding a roast chicken he had just swiped from the law enforcement disciple. Although the chicken might have originally been a flying sword, that didn't stop the old man from gnawing on it with gusto.
He squinted his cloudy old eyes, looking at the chaotic outer gate square, then at his disciples fleeing in a sorry state, and casually threw down a chicken bone, which hit a female disciple who was still wishing to become more beautiful on the head.
A barely concealed glint of cold light flashed in Gu Santong's eyes, and deep worry was hidden beneath the murky smell of alcohol.
"Even the old man underground has been woken up by this madness. This is a big problem—this kid always manages to cause trouble."
at the same time.
Yu Liang, riding on the pig's back, did not feel the slightest bit of the "divine messenger's" prestige.
His right eyelid twitched wildly, as if it were about to jump out of its socket, and an ominous premonition enveloped his heart.
Causal perspective, open!
The once clear world suddenly became blurry, as if shrouded in a thick gray fog, with countless causal threads tangled into a mess.
The feeling was like being lurking in the shadows with a venomous snake locked on his throat, its cold tongue licking the back of his neck.
Even the pig beneath him stopped grunting, swaying its tail uneasily, its pink fur standing on end, emitting a low purring sound.
"Someone is covering up the secrets of heaven."
Yu Liang touched the rusty sword in his arms, which was also trembling violently, and felt a cold, stinging pain at his fingertips.
The causal link has been severed.
This means that someone didn't want him to foresee the impending doom; someone tampered with the game from outside the chessboard.
"Hehe, you reacted pretty quickly."
Qiongqi's lazy voice echoed in my mind, yet it carried a hint of excitement that seemed to thrive on chaos.
"That little sword brat's trying to trick you. Concealing secrets? Trying to pull that on me, his ancestor? But—why should I tell you the details?"
Yu Liang gritted his teeth: "Old ghost, if I die now, you're finished too! No one's going to pay this debt, so you can just wait to disappear!"
"What's there to be afraid of? So what if I die? I can just find another host. But this scene is quite interesting. If you really survive, this karma will be enough for me to have a good meal."
The poor man laughed strangely, his voice revealing a hint of greed.
"Don't look back, kid. The tentacles of that thing underground are already sticking out. If you look back, your eyes will pop out."
Yu Liang suppressed the urge to turn around, glanced in the direction of Tianjian Peak, and a cold, hard smile appeared on his lips.
"Want to kill me? Then let's see if your knife is faster, or my life is tougher."
however.
Before Yu Liang could even catch his breath, an even more terrifying chill shot up from the soles of his feet straight to the top of his head.
boom-!!!
It was not thunder.
Rather, it was the crisp sound of some rule breaking, like the sound of the spine of heaven and earth snapping.
The red warning beams of the mountain-protecting formation, like sharp swords, instantly pierced through the clouds above the Qingxuan Sect, turning the sky blood red.
"What's going on?!"
Ji Linglong turned around in horror, her pretty face turning deathly pale.
From the direction of the seven inner peaks, strange, multicolored smoke was rising, dazzlingly colorful yet carrying a nauseatingly sweet odor.
"Hahaha! They're here! They've finally arrived!"
Qiongqi suddenly burst into wild laughter in Yu Liang's sea of consciousness.
"This is the real feast! This is the true banquet! What bullshit cultivation holy land, what bullshit heavenly rules, turn them all into mush for me!"
On Dan Ding Peak, the enormous alchemy furnace, which had been passed down for thousands of years, suddenly exploded, with flames shooting into the sky.
What was flying everywhere was neither a magic pill nor ash.
Instead, tens of thousands of orange soft pellets, like a sweet hailstorm, rained down.
Each soft pellet that landed turned into a pool of thick syrup, sticking the ground, buildings, and even disciples who didn't have time to dodge to the spot.
The swordsmen of Hidden Sword Peak were violently shaken, and ten thousand swords rang out in unison.
The ten thousand flying swords that Dugu Ao was so proud of began to soften strangely.
They transformed into countless cloud-like strands of candy, sticky and stringy, binding the desolate Jianjia Mountain like a spider's web.
Hundred Flowers Peak fared even worse. Those priceless youth-preserving pills exploded, turning into clumps of corrosive sludge.
The female disciples screamed shrilly.
"No—why has my face turned into a bitter gourd?! How can I face anyone like this?!"
Chaos spread like a plague.
"See that, kid!" Qiongqi's voice was filled with morbid excitement. "That tumor has polluted the earth's veins! It's spreading this absurdity throughout the entire Qingxuan Sect along the spiritual energy channels! Now, the rule here isn't 'the Way,' but 'thought'! Whoever has the biggest imagination is the king of the world! Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant! This is simply the most beautiful scene I've seen in thousands of years!"
Yu Liang looked at the candies flying everywhere and the softened flying swords, and listened to Qiongqi's crazy laughter. His expression completely cracked, looking even uglier than crying.
"It's over." Yu Liang clung tightly to Pigsy's neck, his voice hoarse as if he had swallowed a handful of sand, his eyes vacant.
"I really didn't do it this time—but it seems like no one in the entire sect will believe me."
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