The years I treated psychiatrists

Chapter 42 Happy Birthday

After speaking, Bai Hua stared at the cross-country steadfastly.

Off-road felt that his throat was a little blocked for a while, and he pulled his hand back uncomfortably:

"Just saying that you are not serious, you go around and put a high hat on me, and you don't say a word of deceitful words."

Offroad moved the car to the front, and followed the rear of the car that had only moved a short distance.

"Didn't you say it? When you don't want to say it, just do it." After the off-road stopped the car again, Bai Hua suddenly reached out and touched off-road's ear.

Thinking of what Bai Hua just did in the KTV bathroom, off-road's shame surged up wildly, and he suddenly felt that the beating posture of his heart was terrifying, and his careful heart might rush out of his ribs at any time.

Ignoring Bai Hua's playful expression, Offroad only felt that the air was so quiet that one wanted to do something.

The performance in the bathroom just now is enough to contribute to the black history of off-roading, and she doesn't want to stage any more passionate scenes for the drivers who are looking around boredly.

Cross-country hurriedly took a breath, reached out and turned on the radio in the car.

"Now it's time for the traffic report..." The radio host's deep voice sounded in the car, dispelling the ambiguous atmosphere just now.

"Hey? I haven't played this before." Cross-country patted Bai Hua, suddenly became interested, and dialed out immediately after the host finished reading the number.

I don't know if it's because there are more people reporting the road conditions at this time, and the waiting time is a bit long.Off-Road knocked on the steering wheel under his hands, staring at the license plate number in front of him in a daze.

"Hello, this is..."

A voice came out of the phone suddenly, Yue Yue didn't react for a while, he let out a soft "ah", shook his hand, and hung up the phone accidentally.

Annoyed for a while, I was about to call back, only to hear the radio host's bass voice elegantly explain:

"Just now we received a call from a listener who just said "ah" and hung up the phone."

Bai Hua bit her lower lip next to her and gave a soft laugh, outraged, waiting to hear how the damned host would smooth things over.

The voice of the host is still serious:

"The netizen with the tail number 0937 left a message, did this person make a phone call in the toilet and accidentally flushed his phone away?"

"The netizen with the tail number 3436 left a message. This person must have opened a dog blood web article and accidentally slipped it in when he saw the excitement."

"Tail number..."

Crossroad turned off the radio angrily, and Baihua looked at her as if admiring her children's quarrel, rolled down the car window, and looked out of the window with a sad face.

Who reported the road conditions in the toilet?Did you open your toilet, or did you build the road in your toilet?And the classmate who wears books, be careful that I get out of the book you are reading.

Since then, Cross-country has made up his mind not to contribute even a little rating to the radio station.

Since the KTV incident, the project has entered the next stage, and a bunch of things have popped up.Cross-country only remembered when he got off work that today was his birthday.

Thinking that Bai Hua, that logician, would not be able to come up with any romance, Yue Yue simply went to the store to buy two bottles of red wine, thinking that the two of them were old enough, so he just made do with it.

After driving the car downstairs, Bai Hua frowned and asked when seeing Yue Yue pick up the two bottles of red wine from the back seat:

"What wine do you drink on your birthday? Shouldn't you be eating cake?"

Cross-country was taken aback: "Hey? How did you know?"

"Don't you think I'm not romantic enough?" Bai Hua muttered softly, and pushed open the car door.

Cross-country feels like a piece of fireworks exploded in my heart.Happiness, how did it come so fast.He quickly got out of the car, and followed like a pokemon.

"Then did you secretly prepare a gift for me?" Yue Yue felt that his facial nerves had lost control, so he could only try his best to make his smile not so obscene.

Bai Hua didn't speak, but only quickened her pace to go home.

It's not easy, it's not easy, it's really a lifetime series.Cross-country simply didn't ask any more questions, holding the two bottles of red wine, and began to make up all kinds of brainstorming in his heart.

When Bai Hua took out a starry sky mousse cake from the refrigerator, Yue Yue couldn't help but exclaimed, leaned closer to look at it, and took out his mobile phone for a while to take pictures:

"Did you do this? When did you do it? Why don't I know?"

"Last night, while you were asleep, I sneaked out to do it..."

Feeling distressed for a while, Yue Yue hugged Bai Hua and kissed him hard:

"You didn't sleep well, and you forced yourself to stay up late. Fortunately, my daughter-in-law was ingenious and succeeded once."

"I did a lot of damage..." Bai Hua looked a little embarrassed, "I used to do it in the morning, and I practiced it for a month..."

Cross-country feels that he is about to melt, and the chicken crows in his heart:

"It's okay, it's a success if I didn't see it, I like this gift very much, my wife has worked hard!"

"The gift is actually not this..." Bai Hua's voice became even softer.

"Actually?" Crosshair was puzzled for a while, what's there to be shy about.

Bai Hua slowly opened his bag, took out a bunch of things from it, and spread it out in front of the cross-country with some embarrassment.

In his hand is a hand-woven hat, which looks like a tiger's head, but the two eyes are asymmetrical, one big and one small, and they are a little bit opposite.

Crossroad desperately held back his laughter, took the hat and put it on his head, and then hugged the red-faced Birch into his arms:

"Why did I suddenly think of doing this? It's very comfortable to wear. Anyway, I can't see what it looks like."

"Didn't you say you liked tigers when you were at the zoo that day?" Bai Hua stretched out her arms and hugged the cross country, buried her face, and said in a muffled voice.

God!What kind of god-level girlfriend is this!I can remember a word I said casually until now.

Cross-country gently rubbed Bai Hua's face:

"I like it, but I still like you the most."

When eating, Bai Hua only took out a goblet.

"It's my birthday, don't you want to drink with me?" Cross-country said dissatisfied.

Bai Hua shook her head lightly:

"I don't like drinking, I hate feeling out of control."

"So what if you lost control, I quite like you getting out of control, but unfortunately it was just that one time." Cross-country raised his eyebrows and showed a smirk.

Although Bai Hua flirts with calmness and composure, when it's time to be presumptuous, she always looks shy, and if she accidentally makes a sound, she will be very annoyed.

"It's just red wine, and it's still at home, how can I lose control?" Seeing that Bai Hua ignored him, Crossroad took the goblet, "It's impossible for us to have bad wine."

Half an hour later, Bai Hua looked helplessly at the blushing cross-country.

"Look, I've already said it's okay! I'm just... speaking slowly... that's all."

Seeing that Bai Hua didn't speak, Xia Yue took her as acquiescence, and put down his chopsticks in satisfaction:

"I'm a birthday star today, so I won't do the dishes!"

After Bai Hua entered the kitchen, cross-country looked at the crabs he had carved on the wall. It was not pleasing to the eye, so he stood up and walked over unsteadily.

"You're a crab." Cross-country pointed to the little crab that kept shaking in his sight.

"Your father is a crab."

"Your mother is a crab."

"Your whole family are crabs."

"Is it okay for the whole family to run rampant together?"

The little crab didn't answer, and it seemed that he didn't realize the seriousness of the problem.

Cross-country shook his head seriously: "This is not good."

After the lecture here, Offroad moved to the starfish buried in the sand:

"You're not right. You know how to hide here and bask in the sun all day long. You're not as good as a little crab."

Just as he was working hard on the lesson, someone suddenly patted his shoulder, and Yue Yue turned around impatiently to avoid it:

"What are you doing? I'll tell you, big brother. I'm a family man. We're all friends. You...don't mess around."

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Bai Hua patted the cross-country face, "Look who I am."

Cross-country narrowed his eyes and observed carefully for a long time:

"Hey? Wife? Why are you here on the beach too? The sand keeps sinking and you can't stand still. Let's go back..."

After talking, Cross-country began to stray out, Bai Hua stretched out his hand to support her, trying to help her onto the sofa.

"Look at you, you finally came to the beach, why are you in a hurry? I just said to take two steps back."

The off-road stopped and stood still.

Bai Hua pulled twice more, but didn't pull it in a daze:

"Then what do you want to do?"

"Playing a game." The off-road suddenly came close to Bai Hua's ear, and the smell of alcohol made Bai Hua tremble, but seeing the precarious state of the off-road, he didn't dare to dodge.

Just when Bai Hua was a little overwhelmed, the cross-country suddenly withdrew his upper body, grabbed Bai Hua's hands, and looked serious.

"One net and one net of fish."

Yue Yue took Bai Hua's hand and shook it back and forth twice.

"Two nets and two nets of fish."

It wasn't until the cross-country trapped him in the net that Bai Hua was able to escape and helped the cross-country into the bedroom.