txolops Chapter 58 11
Chapter 58 11
Mr. Yunxuan and his chicken-killing enemy Li Lingheng got together, and they kissed each other in public without any scruples about other people's eyes.
snort!It's so ignorant!As the pillar of the Heavenly Title Sect, the head of Lingxu Peak, and the first such successful ruthless Dao power in the world of cultivating immortals in history, he did such a shameless thing in broad daylight!She doesn't have the restraint she should have had as a little fairy of the Tianxian sect back then.
When the disciples expressed their anger at Li Lingheng who stole their male god Yunxuan, the chief elders of the sect who watched the two make out and proposed on the spot all expressed their dissatisfaction with Yunxuan.
Does this cloud fairy who has been polluted by the world of mortals know that basically everyone in the sect is single?Showing affection casually like this will be punished, and it will deeply hurt the fragile, pure and kind hearts of single friends!
Mr. Yunxuan: Keke, are you blaming me for your obsession with cultivation and driving away your future Taoist companions?
As the number one sect in the world of cultivating immortals, Tianxianzong lives up to its name.Every monk in the Zongmen is keen on cultivation, and he is addicted to cultivation every day and cannot extricate himself.When someone wants to hook them up, they will always show a look of "what's the matter? Didn't you see that Baba is practicing?" This kind of disgusting expression is too old to be beaten, so they come to hook up The monks all thought that a slap would kill them.
Ma De, can't you see that they are here to hook up?What's the matter with the attitude of "take medicine if you are sick, drink tea if you are not sick, we are sword cultivators and can't cure diseases"?I don't know if they act like "the heart hurts and needs to breathe" is a kind of hook-up technique?The monks of Tianxianzong are really a bunch of tasteless big chickens.
Oh, except for the head of Yunyang who is keen to hook up girls.However, the head of Yunyang is sunny and handsome, and in the eyes of the male monks, he is quite a strong competitor; but in the eyes of the female monks, for some reason, he looks like a gay man because of his aura.
Regarding this, the head of Yunyang expressed his heartache.If others don't take the initiative, there will be no story, but when it is his turn, the initiative will have no story.Could it be that he was destined to be single for the rest of his life?
He is not happy, he is going to make trouble!
So facing Mr. Yunxuan who still succeeded in proposing marriage, the head of Yunyang was furious on the spot.Yunxuan, the little lotus, knows how to practice every day when she has nothing to do. When she is not practicing, she raises chickens. She is almost exactly the same as the old retired cadre who was wrinkled and put chrysanthemums on his face. He never flirts with girls. How can you have a Taoist companion?Such a sunny and handsome man like him has never even touched a girl's hand!Moreover, Yunxuan used to madly treat chicken cubs who were not even reed chickens as Taoist companions. It has only been five years since his Li chicken cub died, so why does he have a new Taoist companion?
Yun Xuan!Do you know that your dead Taoist companion Li Zai is crying on the ground?You are with the chicken-killing enemy who slaughtered him and boiled him into soup. Are you worthy of him? !
Mr. Yunxuan is of course sorry for Li Zai, after all his relative Li Zai is in his arms now, so he is very clingy to him.Especially when he acted bitterly, Li Zai of his family obviously felt distressed, and even took the initiative to throw himself into his arms and want to kiss him.
Well, sure enough, it is correct to say that a man should show weakness to his partner at the right time in those Jianghu little storybooks written by Senior Sister Yunxiu. Let's read more in the future.
Yunxiu real person: Keke, friends, do you know how I feel when I face the flower of Gaoling in the Gouxue storybook?
The little friends said that the goofy stories in the sect belonged to the public property and were all controlled by the financial elder Yunxiu Zhenren, so they didn't know that the noble and glamorous male god Yunxuan was going to borrow them like them.Moreover, Mr. Yunxuan of the whole sect has the highest cultivation level, so it's normal for people to appear and disappear without anyone noticing.
However, no matter how much the fanboys and girls in the sect cry and refuse to admit that the male god has a companion, and how much the elders and chief Taoists yell and condemn Jun Yunxuan who betrayed them and left the group on his own, it's still true. It can't stop Mr. Yunxuan and Li Lingheng from holding the ceremony of forming a bond between Taoist couples.
"Baby, shall we form a bond as soon as possible?" Jun Yunxuan looked straight into Li Lingheng's eyes. Although his expression was still indifferent, Li Lingheng could see the deep affection in his eyes.
"Why are you in such a hurry?" Li Lingheng asked.
"Master once said that some things can only be done after forming a contract." Jun Yunxuan tilted his head slightly and leaned closer to his Taoist companion's ear, "And I..."
"Ok?"
"I want to touch you sooner."
It was also Li Lingheng who had already practiced a thick skin since he was a dissolute and unrestrained child, blushing at this moment, let alone a bunch of bachelors in the sect.
Made!Laji Yunxuan, if you have the ability to say this, you have the ability to keep your voice down! ?
traitor!Do you want to be good friends who practice together hand in hand?At the beginning, it was agreed who would leave the group first and who would belong to the dog? !
Jun Yunxuan, who was the first one in the generation of Yunzi to leave the group, laughed coldly: If you want to be a dog for Taoist companions, who wants to be friends with you?
Just when the monks of the cloud generation of Tianxian Zong were heartbroken by their beloved junior brother, the outside monks who received the bond ceremony of Yunxuan Monarch and Daoist couple were also hurt, but more of them were hurt by the ruthless Taoist brother. Cultivators will still be surprised by Taoist companions.
The outside monks didn't believe that Mr. Yunxuan's feelings came back.Although they have already heard that Mr. Yunxuan loves a chicken very much, but Mr. Yunxuan has never brought the so-called pet chicken to the outside world. Who can prove that this rumor is not the group of people from the Tianxianzong who are so idle? Made it up?The most famous writer of short stories in Quanxiu Immortal Realm, Yunxiu Zhenren, belongs to Tianxianzong.
Which warrior dared to jump into the pit named Jun Yunxuan?Isn't it tantamount to being a widow to be a Taoist couple with such a big ice cube?Mr. Yunxuan is a ruthless Taoist monk, and he doesn't even have any mood swings at ordinary times, so how could he be so hard?At the beginning, the coquettish beauty of Hehuanzong who was famous even in the devil world was wearing a hazy gauze and dancing in front of Yunxuan, but he couldn't move his eyelids.
The monks who didn't know the truth were really curious about the Taoist couple in Mr. Yunxuan's legend, so both those who received the invitation and those who hadn't, all rushed to Yunxianzong on the day of the contract ceremony, just to watch A warrior in the immortal world.
Then they were shocked by the sweet aura exuded by those two people on the spot.
Fuck!Is this guy who kisses and hugs his Taoist companion like no one else is really Yunxuan Jun, the most difficult cultivator No. 1 in the world of cultivators for hundreds of years?Although the face is paralyzed, but the eyes are full of doting eyes that even a fool can see, is this silly roe deer who can tell at a glance that he is deeply in love really the man who is closest to the way of heaven in the legend?Isn't this pretended by Yunxuan-jun's long-lost brother? !
The monks of Tianxianzong who are tired of Yunxuan brand dog food every day, who are almost dying, smiled sternly: Don't deceive yourself and pretend to be dreaming, that is the legendary Yunxuan Lord.
Mr. Yunxuan, who once single-handedly slaughtered the ancestor of the demon world and became famous in the world of immortals, once again shocked the whole world with this bond ceremony. The smile that evoked at the end of the ceremony was regarded as the most beautiful smile in the world. beyond.And the name of his Taoist companion Li Lingheng has spread to every corner of the world of cultivating immortals. Even thousands of years later, the world of cultivating immortals has the legend of Li Dashuai who can move even the Dao of Heaven.
Later, Yunxiu Zhenren, a giant writer of small stories, also wrote the love story of the two, which became a classic.Someone summed up their stories as: If you want to seduce a male god, kill the chicken first.
Of course, neither Yunxuan nor Li Lingheng knew these things.Although the life of a cultivator is long, one day it will come to an end or ascend to ascension.And Mr. Yunxuan is the latter, he has already stepped into the realm of crossing the catastrophe, just to accompany his Taoist companion, he suppressed his cultivation all his life, but he still couldn't suppress it in the end.Until the day of his ascension, Li Lingheng had only entered the early stage of Transcendence Tribulation, and it would take decades to enter the late stage.
As he ascended, Mr. Yunxuan took one last look at his beloved Taoist companion and said, "Honey, I'll wait for you in the fairy world."
Li Lingheng also responded affectionately: "Okay, honey, wait for me!"
Then, then there is no then.After Mr. Yun Xuan turned into a ray of white light and flew into the clouds, Li Lingheng could no longer feel his existence, not even the imprint deep on his soul.Mr. Yunxuan's aura was like a bunch of fireworks, disappearing into the world with a "bang".
Li Lingheng was dumbfounded on the spot.There are only two possibilities for him not being able to sense the existence of his man: first, his dear is no longer in this world; second, his dear dog has brought him.
Li Lingheng refuses to believe that Mr. Yunxuan, who has incomparable dominance in this world, will lead him like a dog.He thought about it carefully, and felt that it was very possible that the fairy world in this world actually referred to another world.
[Beep——Search keywords, Immortal World.This world of immortality is built on the nine heavens, it is not a different world] At this moment, Li Lingheng thought that the scrapped system had come online again after so much soy sauce, and denied his conjecture with a cold tone.
It's not another world, so that means dead?Fuck!How did Yunxuan Beibi die? !Could it be that someone in the fairy world has a blood feud with him or something, squatting at Dengxiankou every day just to catch him and kill him someday?Even so, the speed of my dear dog is too fast, right?According to his strength, the only person who can instantly kill Mr. Yunxuan is someone who has come down from the top law management agency.
But this is even more impossible. There are only two institutions at the top level, one is the underworld responsible for managing the life and death cycle of each world, and the other is the heavenly realm that supervises order and writes cause and effect.The people from these two agencies dislike each other and it's too late, how can they have the time to go to the small world to make enemies with Mr. Yunxuan?What's more, their fathers are also holding important positions in these two institutions, so he must know what happened.
Then which bastard turtle dared to touch his man? !come out!Baba beat him to death!
[Beep-test the remaining power, the result: the way of heaven]