Sing and cry

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In this year's sports meeting, the third middle school lost to the first middle school by ten points.The principal of No. [-] Middle School was very happy, and directly grabbed the microphone of the master of ceremonies, saying that students from No. [-] Middle School were welcome to stay and take pictures after the sports meeting.

What are you kidding?Who wants to stay with you to take pictures.

Luo Qi now just wants to go back to No. [-] Middle School quickly and change his sports uniform back.He deeply regretted why he was so lazy, he didn't even want to carry a small bag, now it's over, and he still has to walk back to No. [-] Middle School in this strange dress.But in fact the clothes are not the problem, the problem is his shoes.

No. Do not know how many hours to leave the sneakers, think about it.

"Luo Qi, are you leaving?" Li Ge came from a distance, hooked his shoulders, "won't you take a picture or something?"

Luo Qi chuckled, "Aren't you afraid that you don't have any photos? There must be a lot of them on the post bar."

"That's right." Li Ge said, sighing, "Our topics are always inseparable from posting, why?"

"It's not because you pretended too much at the beginning." Luo Qi replied.

Ah... so it's almost a semester.

"Well... Excuse me." A senior sister came over with her mobile phone, "Can I take a photo of you?" she asked.

Li Ge smiled at her friendly, "Yes, there is nothing wrong with it."

After hearing her words, Luo Qi noticed something was wrong, "Are you sure it means 'take a photo of us', not 'take a photo with us'?" He asked back.The senior sister blushed, covered her face with her mobile phone, and nodded.

Ok.

"...How to shoot? Do you want to laugh?" Li Ge asked.The senior sister pointed the camera at the two of them, and her voice was a little fluttering, "That's it!" she said.

What is this like?They thought, turning their heads to look at each other at the same time.

Li Ge had a faint smile on his face, and he looked very approachable; Luo Qi didn't have a cold face, but a deadpan expression, which seemed difficult to approach.

"...Pfft." I don't know which point on the other party's face triggered the smile, they laughed at the same time, and the shutter recorded the wanton smiles of the teenagers. "Are you shooting now?" Li Ge wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, and walked forward, "I want to see." But Luo Qi didn't step forward, he was very confident in his appearance, and he was convinced how he could shoot How handsome.

Suddenly, the trend of the matter can be described as turbulent, and Luo Qi said to Li Ge who was walking with a pale face: "Listen to me, don't look back." Li Ge wanted to ask more questions, but Luo Qi shouted, "Run! He hasn't figured out what happened yet, but Luo Qi's "run" was too real, coupled with his frightened expression, Li Ge also ran.

Running together, he heard the scary footsteps behind him. Looking back, he saw more than a dozen people running behind him.Li Ge suddenly thought of the zombie siege, "Fuck! What's going on?" He quickened his pace and stood side by side with Luo Qi.

"Who knows! I saw them staring at them like a wolf with green eyes!" Luo Qi shouted.

They ran in the opposite direction, and ran back to the starting point from the end of the 100 meters. They saw that the exit was ahead, and suddenly two people walked from the first line and the eighth line to the middle, blocking their way.

"Your Majesty, you are sick!"

"Wolf seal you, get out of the way!"

Luo Qi and Li Ge shouted at the same time.

However, instead of getting out of the way, the opponent opened his arms to block them.Luo Qi and Li Ge were running so fast that they couldn't hold back their feet and had no time to turn, so they crashed into their arms all at once.At the same time, the zombies surrounded him.

"No... what are you doing, sir!"

"It's impolite, I'm your senior!" Lang Jun took off the hat on his head, and held it upside down in a certain direction, several hands stretched out from that direction, and put money into the hat. "The money to buy a car, the money to rent a car space, the money to hire a driver, the money to buy a projector, and the performance fee for going on stage for a review." He took back his hat and put the money in his pocket, "I paid so much, now I charge a little love fee. You're welcome." With that, he turned and left the group of zombies, and the zombies made way for him very friendly.

"...What about you, Lang Feng?" Li Ge asked with a sad face, "Aren't you rich?"

Lang Feng shrugged his shoulders, "I can't help it, who made my little angel like this taste." He smiled and glanced at Luo Qi and Li Ge, hinting at what "this taste" refers to. "I'm a rich person and I won't charge any money." He waved his hand smartly, turned and left.

On the first day when the bosses became bosses, they must have never imagined that they would be blocked by people wearing such shameful clothes someday in the future.

"Tell me...how you want to shoot." Li Ge said dejectedly.

All of a sudden, the liveliness of the game resumed on the sports field. Hearing all kinds of requests, Luo Qi suddenly had the thought of wanting to die.

"Bite your Adam's apple!" At this moment, a voice broke out.Luo Qi looked at the source of the voice, "Fuck? Where is the brat coming to mess around!" Just as he was about to catch the opponent's figure, the people in front of him built a human wall.

"Protect our rare species!" they said, "Don't be afraid, junior! Sister protects you!"

WTF?Luo Qi couldn't help cursing in his heart.

"Rare species have professional equipment!" said a person in the rear.Then, the people in front changed their formation again, Luo Qi looked up and only saw a bright lens.

Alas... I am too difficult...

Luo Qi was forced to open for an hour under the threat of everyone, and by the time he was able to leave, he was the only member of No. [-] Middle School left in the whole No. [-] Middle School, so when he walked back to No. [-] Middle School wearing that strange outfit, Very successful in harvesting the side glances of various passers-by.

"Luo Ji, do you want to have barbecue tonight?" Wan Sui said to Luo Qi, who was sitting slumped on the ground with bare feet, "I asked Li Ge, and he said you should go."

"Hmm..." Luo Qi responded inexplicably.After a while, he came back to his senses, "Huh? Who?" He asked.

"Li Ge!" Long live repeated, "You, me, Li Ge, three."

Luo Qi looked up in a daze, "So suddenly?"

Long live didn't take it seriously, "What's so sudden, we've known each other for so long and never got together, it's always been you two secretly having a tryst."

"What secret tryst..." Luo Qi muttered.But it seems that every time I go out with Li Ge, Long Live is always absent.

When Li Ge first arrived, the waiter came over to Luo Qi to place an order at their table, and it seemed that they had just arrived.

"What do you three drink?" the waiter asked.

"Coke." Banzai replied.

Hearing what he said, Li Ge frowned disapprovingly, and said, "Coke is all about anger, how can you eat meat?"

"You guys are good at learning." Wan Sui didn't take Li Ge's words seriously, "Just tell me what you drink."

Li Ge smiled slightly, "Do you have Pepsi?"

"... Is there a difference?" Wan live clenched his teeth, resisting the thought of hitting someone.

The waiter raised his mask to hide his smile, "I have Pepsi, do you want Pepsi?" He wrote an unclear symbol on the paper, "What does this student want?" the waiter asked.

At this time, Luo Qi was drawing ghostly symbols on the table with the lemonade sent by the store. I don't know if he was too attentive, or the environment was too noisy, or he didn't want to talk to the waiter, anyway, Luo Qi didn't answer.

Long live rolled his eyes at Luo Qi who was facing him. "Li Ge, call him." He commanded.

"Handsome guy! What do you want to drink?" Li Ge asked instead of the waiter.Only then did Luo Qi raise his head, "Do you have Pepsi?"

"Yes, do you want Pepsi?" Li Ge continued to be the spokesperson.

"Is there a red can?" Luo Qi asked again.

"...What are you drinking!" Li Ge roared.

Luo Qi looked down on Li Ge, and clicked his tongue three times, "Why is the attitude of the waiter like this now?" He said friendly to Zhen.The waiter said, "One can of each of the two brands, thank you."

"Each person is only free for one bottle." The waiter reminded.

Luo Qi raised the corners of his mouth and raised his eyebrows at him, "I have money."

When the food they ordered arrived one after another, and as soon as the meat was on the table, Wanzai couldn't wait to eat it without waiting for anyone else.Li Ge opened his mouth wide in surprise. "It's a fucking mountain, right?" Li Ge asked from the bottom of his heart, "Are you sure you can finish your meal? Luo Qi, you also ordered two cans of Coke."

Luo Qi pointed at Long Live, and said to Li Ge: "It's mainly what he ordered, and he is responsible for not finishing it. Of course, generally speaking, it is enough to finish eating. With this amount, he may have to order more later."

Li Ge looked at Long Live in disbelief, "How many years have you been hungry?" He asked.

Wan Sui swallowed the meat in his mouth, pointed in the direction of Luo Qi, "Look at him." Li Ge looked over again with big question marks on his head.

I saw Luo Qi raised his chin to Wansui, "Tacit understanding!" He said with satisfaction.He held a can of Coke in one hand, took the Coke off the table, held the top of the can with his thumb and middle finger, hooked the tab with his index finger, "I'll show you one." At the same time, the can of Coke made a "boom", crisp and loud.

Li Ge demonstrated a standard stupefaction to everyone, "Oh, oh, oh, oh, that's amazing!" Li Ge looked at Luo Qi with shining eyes.

"He shows this to others every time, but it's very powerful." Wan Sui said helplessly.

He noticed that Li Ge was looking at the unopened can of Coke next to him, so he handed it over, "You're not the first to want to see it twice." Long live didn't open the can of Coke, just waiting for this moment.Luo Qi took the Coke and opened another can without hesitation. Unfortunately, Li Ge wanted to keep his can to play with himself, and he couldn't play left and right.

Back then, Chen Liang went to the next station and asked for two cans of Coke to make Luo weep, but this was all a digression.

Li Ge held the Coke in his right hand and the meat in his left hand, and tried hard. At this time, 15 minutes had passed since his first attempt, and the buckle was still very strong. "Are you planning to stop drinking?" Luo Qi asked with a smile.

"Don't drink if you can't open it!" Li Ge said firmly, "You want two cans of Coke, don't you just want to perform?" He asked again.

Luo wept and tutted three times.He had been watching Li Ge compete with Coke just now, and he also forgot to drink.He brought an empty glass over, and then poured a can of Coke into the glass, "Pepsi and Coca-Cola, you deserve it." Luo Qi picked it up and took a sip, licking his lips contentedly.

Li Ge was thinking about the chances that he was dreaming.What is this operation?

As if knowing what Li Ge was thinking, Wan Sui patted him on the shoulder, "Don't doubt it, he even tried to mix orange, grape and lemon flavors with Coke before. Finally he found that when eating hot pot It’s best to mix it with [-]-Up and Coke.” After finishing speaking, he added: “Although I don’t think so.”

Looking at Li Ge's suspicious eyes, Luo Qi poured the remaining half of the Pepsi into a Coca-Cola can, shook it and handed it to Li Ge.

"Just try it and you'll know."

He didn't have to drink it now anyway, so maybe he should... try?

Li Ge frowned, his heart told him that he didn't want to drink, but that's not what curiosity said.He hesitated for a while, and finally couldn't bear to eat meat without drinks, so he gave up, picked up the aluminum can, and took a sip.

"Fuck me?" Li Ge even put on an expression of wanting to vomit, but the result was different from what he thought. Although it was a little subtle, it seemed...

"Not bad?" He took another sip.

Luo Qi raised his eyebrows in awe, "Really?" He pushed his cup towards the direction of Long Live, "Try?" He urged.

"Don't!" Long live looked at these two poor people with taste problems, and he swore that he would never follow the crowd and lose himself. "What the hell, anyway, I won't drink it, keep it as your coupledrinks."

-

If you have class the next day and you were hanging out with your friends the night before, 90.00% of the following will happen.

Now at [-]:[-] a.m., the sound of a vacuum cleaner operating came from the living room.Wan Mu pushed open the door, looked at the two young men on the bed, and turned her eyes away with an "ouch". "Why are you two still at home?" She woke Luo Qi up, but the next moment, Luo Qi turned over again and went back to sleep.

"... Brat! Skipping class again, get out of here!" Wan Mu slapped Wan Live's ass hard.Wan Sui sat up blankly, looked at the clock for nearly 5 minutes, and said to Wan Mu flatly: "Mom, I have dizziness, fever, and stomach pain. Please go and ask for a leave of absence for me."

Wan Mu smirked and said to him: "You haven't woken up yet? Get up!" She changed her face when she said the last two words.

When Luo Qi and Wan Sui moved to the school gate, the third class was almost over, but Luo Qi couldn't get over the wall with his feet.Luo Qi commanded: "You walk more slowly." His right hand was resting on the back of Wanzai's neck, and he walked with a limp.

"You can learn from Li Ge, you can climb over the two-meter-long wall with the splint on." Wansui slowed down, "Can't you keep up? How bad is your foot?" Luo weeping He clicked his tongue three times to express his disagreement.

"You'll know in a while." He made a fool of himself.

After walking a few steps, the uncle doorman came out to welcome him. Looking at the two classmates who were supporting each other, he stepped forward to give him a hand, "You young people just can't do it."

"Slowly, slowly, slowly!" Luo Qi frowned, looking in pain.He and Wanzai exchanged a look, and the latter understood instantly.

oh!understood.

Walking to the guard room, Wansui took the initiative to pick up the tardiness record book, and flipped through the pages until there was a blank page, "Let me tell you, our house is 15 minutes away from school, and we left at 07:30, and we didn't arrive until now." Ask me to slow down, and say I’m going to be late and go faster, and you can’t keep up when it’s too late, and you say you’re injured and need to be replaced when it’s almost there. You’re the only one who has too many things to do…” Wanzai complained cursingly, “Me too Absolutely, I am willing to write today's late record book!" He said.

There was a sudden laughter from behind, and the moment Wanzai turned his head, the pen in his hand was snatched away. "Don't remember being late today, go to class." The principal said with a smile.

Aha!

This is definitely an unexpected harvest, Luo Qi originally just wanted the good man guard to pretend not to see and let them in, but he didn't expect the principal to speak personally, now he doesn't even have to be afraid of settling accounts after autumn.

Hahaha!

Luo Qi really wanted to laugh three times to the sky, but in view of the fact that the principal might hear it, he laughed in his heart.

When he returned to the classroom, the bell just rang for the end of get out of class. Lao Xu looked at the two students who had arrived late, and was speechless.And the most exaggerated thing is that as soon as Luo Qi's butt touched the seat, he began to sit in a suitable sleeping position. "Luo Qi, you just woke up, can you stop being so lazy." He said earnestly.

"What just woke up, I started to leave at 07:30." Luo Qi said.

"Impossible." Old Xu narrowed his eyes, "If you were really this miserable, someone would have taken a picture of it and posted it in the morning." As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Luo Qi sitting up straight and looking out the window, while Wan Live Compared with a quiet gesture.Old Xu looked out the window suspiciously, but saw nothing.

Long live said in a low voice: "The principal believed it!"

Luo Qi added: "I didn't remember we were late!"

Lao Xu pointed to the two of them respectively, sighed wearily, and lowered his hands.

Although it is said that Luo Qiqiao has found a suitable sleeping position, he is actually not very sleepy, and he still does not feel sleepy after squinting for a while.He maintained a posture where the contact surface between his butt and the chair was only about five centimeters, he took out a mobile phone that did not belong to him from Long Live's pocket, and clicked into the post bar.

Wanzai once asked him why he didn’t download one himself, and his original words were: because there is no post on the mobile phone for the character design of the big boss of the third middle school.

Well, as long as you're happy.

Although the sports meeting was just over yesterday, the post bar is already full of all kinds of pornographic photos.Luo Qi suspects that they either stayed up all night last night, or just attended class.

You can’t blame Luo Qi for being too narcissistic. After all, he has the qualifications to be narcissistic. The photos on the post bar are better than the last. stopped.

Sliding and sliding, Luo Qi's hand rarely stopped.This host is a unique host, and there is not a single picture, because he threw it on the network disk and asked everyone to upload it by themselves.This landlord with a novel style of painting successfully won Luo Qi's idea.

"Teacher of a country", very good, I remember you.

His photo collection begins with Luo Qi entering the No. [-] Middle School and trying to speak in Li Ge's ear.For some reason, Luo Qi suddenly felt a little scared.

Where's the stalker?I did not find him!

Then there are photos from the competition, both 3000 meters and high jump, but there are no ones where they hide in the corner, so they probably didn't follow there.Luo Qi secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

However, the facts told him that he was relieved too early. Luo Qi saw the photo of him lying on the cushion with Li Ge and rushing towards him when Li Ge stepped off the stage.Luo Qi knew that he must have been photographed, and that kid actually pretended to be patting the bird and the flag bearer!

But aside from the fact that he was secretly photographed, this "teacher of a country" actually looks pretty good in his photos. For example, this one: Luo Qi and Li Ge are the flag bearers of their respective squads, and they walk face to face with each other She looked indifferent at the time, but looked back at the other party after passing by.The photo is well processed, is it called "depth of field"?Anyway, only the two of them are completely clear in the photo, and they seem to have the feeling of "looking back suddenly, but that person is somewhere".

Forgive Luo Qi for not studying hard.

Sliding and sliding, Luo Qi saw the photos taken when they were surrounded, one of which was very interesting, with him and Li Ge in the center, and the palms of many people on the side, it looked like they were surrounded by many people The feeling of getting up or being protected.

Luo Qi remembered that "rare species".So it was him?He chuckled, and now he really remembered this "teacher of a country".

Coming to the penultimate picture, it was a super long picture with his words in front.

"This photo was commissioned by a senior and asked me to post it, saying that someone would appreciate me, and promised me that LQ senior would not hit me. I hope that if the senior wants to hit someone after seeing this photo , you may consider going to this person."

He attached a photo of the eyes with black bars.Luo Qi didn't know if other people recognized the person in the photo, but he did recognize him anyway, this person is called Long Live.He squinted like a fox.

Long live is next to him, if it doesn't look good, he intends to beat him right away.

In the photo, Luo Qi is dozing off on the flagpole with his eyes closed, and the so-called flagpole is just a clothes-drying pole with a piece of rotten cloth with his class number written on it and a class badge on it. Let’s not mention their class because No one knows how to draw, so I just threw something on the rag.

The background is not so good, but the person is handsome.Luo Qi who is asleep is not as aggressive as when he was awake, nor is he as soft as when he just woke up, and with that royal blue stand-up collar imitating a formal dress, he is simply personable, gentle, and majestic... It seems that he is not quite right.

And the last one is the P version.He turned the ridiculous clothespin into a more handsome pole, and then decomposed and reassembled the elements painted on the rag.

Anyway, it is the background part that lowers Luo Qi's appearance, and it will not be affected.

Luo Qi moved his fingers, saved the picture and sent it to his mobile phone, intending to use it as his avatar.