Sing and cry

016 Face Slap Comes Too Fast

In view of the slow progress when he was with Li Ge yesterday, Luo Qi decided to take advantage of his absence.

At least write out the outline!

Yes, Luo Qi is a person who also writes an outline before writing a review, so his review is a model review, the kind that will be posted on the bulletin board.

"Luo Ji..." Wan Sui hugged Luo Qi with a mournful face, and the latter did not push him away, but continued to work hard in the embraced position.

"It's crying." Luo Qi replied.

Wan live pushed Luo Qi away, "You have changed!" He complained.

"...What's wrong?" Luo Qi asked cooperatively.

"My wife ran away with someone!" Wan Sui hugged Luo Qi again.

Long live daughter-in-law?

Luo Qi couldn't calm down now, "I don't know when you will have a daughter-in-law?"

"It's okay, my wife doesn't know either." Long live replied.

"……Hold!"

"By the way, Luo Ji, Chen Liang said that there is a barbecue in the alley, and he wants to go out to eat at night." Wan live said.

Luo Qi put down his pen, and suddenly he hesitated, "I... no... just..."

"What are you doing!" Wanzai looked at him in horror.

"I...today...go to Li Ge...there." Luo Qi confessed.

Why don't you just go to a friend's house, so what is he flirting with?He doesn't know either.

As for Long Live, it was obvious that he knew.

"It's over—" He cried and ran away.

"...crazy." Luo weeps with question marks all over his head.

Because they wasted a night, so on this Tuesday night, they worked hard until the wee hours of Wednesday.

Li Ge yawned, "Go and wash first... I have to tidy up..."

Luo Qi didn't push the pond with him, and walked to the bathroom while yawning.Because he didn't open his eyes, he also hit the wall, and there was a blue straight line on his shoulder.

Not long after, Luo Qi came out and lay down on the bed covered in moisture, as if he was about to fall asleep the next moment.

"Sleep first if you're sleepy, there's nothing to wait for." Li Ge said.

Luo Qi hurriedly responded, and Qiao took a comfortable position and covered her with a quilt.

Suddenly I feel... Cotton is quite comfortable.

"Crack - boom"

Hearing the bathroom door close, Luo Qi jumped up from the bed and walked to Li Ge's school uniform with small steps.Because he was going to read the review tomorrow morning, Li Ge didn't put the manuscript in his schoolbag, but put it in his pocket.

He checked the time. It was less than four hours before he was due to wake up for school.But so what, even if he sacrifices his time, he will finish this wicked thing!

Advanced students have a necessary skill called "imitation of handwriting".Luo Qi picked up the correction tape in one hand and the pen in the other, and began to tamper with the manuscript.

Hey!

When Li Ge came out of the bathroom, Luo Qi was already snoring.When he lay down, he inadvertently glanced at the direction of the school uniform, and a small corner of the manuscript was exposed from the pocket.

A thought was floating on the edge of Li Ge's reach, and just as he was about to hook it, Li Ge yawned for the first time tonight, interrupting his train of thought.

what was i thinking

Forget it, don't want to.Sleepy……

Li Ge fell asleep, had no dreams all night, and never woke up, including when the alarm clock rang.

It wasn't until after seven o'clock that Cao Huixian, who was waiting for no one in the living room, walked into the room and woke up the two teenagers who were sleeping on top of each other.

Li Ge sat up unsteadily, and Luo Qi beside him seemed deaf, ignoring Cao Huixian's call, still sleeping very happily.

"Get up! Slut!" Li Ge gave Luo Qi a slap in dissatisfaction.

Luo Qi shook his body, opened his left eye slightly, and then sat up weakly like a puppet being pulled up by a rope.

"Sleep a little longer..." he said nasally.

Cao Huixian couldn't help laughing at Luo Qi who was still asleep.

"Morning, aunt..." Luo Qi propped up one foot, resting his face on his lap.

"Morning, Luo Qi." Cao Huixian said softly, "Then Xiaoge, go brush your teeth first, I'm going to be late." After she finished speaking, she got up and left the room.

Li Ge poured cold water on his face and instantly woke up. He went back to the bedroom and screamed a harmless Luo Qi.

"Five more minutes..." Luo Qishi scratched the quilt, unwilling to get up.

"Hurry up!" Li Ge grabbed Luo Qi's feet and pulled him towards the bed, "You woke up really quickly yesterday!"

Of course, I don't want to think about how long Luo Qi woke up yesterday, and he was so shocked that he woke up a long time ago. Otherwise, wouldn't Li Ge be afraid that he wouldn't appreciate such a childish Luo Qi?

"Don't!" Luo Qi still didn't let go of the bed, "Just 5 more minutes..."

"We're going to be late!" Li Ge didn't give up.

"I'm used to it..." Luo Qi replied.

"I'm going to be late too!"

Luo Qi opened his eyes, and simply got out of bed, "5 minutes." With that, he turned into the toilet.

Unless there is an appointment, Luo Qi will have to spend more than ten minutes before getting up, which is why he is late every day.Li Ge realized it for the first time today, and it is definitely his luck.

"..." Did I say this earlier?Li Ge thought to himself.

Today's autumn is crisp and cloudless, which is a good day for self-reflection.

Li Ge stepped onto the podium, holding the microphone in one hand and reading the manuscript in the other, speaking to thousands of people.

"I'm Luo Q... Li Ge from Class [-], Grade [-]." Unfavorable start, Li Ge uttered the wrong words as soon as he opened his mouth. He seriously suspected that he copied the wrong words because he was too sleepy to write the manuscript last night.

"What happened is as follows: Last Friday, also on November [-]th, I did not return to school for the afternoon class. Teacher Zhang, the class teacher, came to ask the reason for the absence at the request of the dean. I told him that I and the next door three Luo Qi, a classmate in the second and fourth grades of middle and high school, made an appointment? No, I met by chance. Later, I found a lost child. In order to accompany him to wait for his parents, I missed the class time."

"It took a lot of time to find the police and his parents. When the child returned safely to his parents, there was only one class and class meeting left, because the remaining class was very rubbish... No, because there was only one class left. I did not go back to school for the first class and class meeting. I told Mr. Zhang that I had the phone number of the child’s parents and told him that if the director wanted evidence, he could call them to verify. The person on the other end of the phone is just an acquaintance I know, so it cannot be used as evidence. The dean pointed out that because I did not check in when I helped people, I could not provide 'reasonable' evidence to prove whether my words were true, so it was not accepted My words..."

"...Although I feel very sad that the teacher doesn't believe me, but when I think that this may be related to my usual behavior, I feel very guilty. I will deeply reflect on my past actions. In addition, I am very sorry to the director for My precepts are very insightful, and I want to share them with you. He said: "It's fine if you fight, be late and miss class, and your grades are just like that." Therefore, I decided that if I encounter a lost Little Red Riding Hood again, no one can hinder it. The way I go back to school..." Luo Qi stared at his manuscript with wide eyes, it was indeed his writing.He thought he was too tired last night.

"What I mean is that in the future, if I meet... people who need help, I will... do what I can! Yes! And er... help others without affecting their studies. "Luo Qi played on the spot.

"Me! Where did I read it? One, two, three, four... oh, here."

"From now on, I will consider studying hard, go up every day, and strive to be a high -scoring and low energy scum, Sven defeats, thank you all, thank you all. "Because the reading was almost finished, Luo Qi took it lightly and read out Li Ge's revised version.

"Luo Qi, what are you talking about!" The instructor was so angry that he wanted to step onto the stage and kick Luo Qi off.

"I... Fuck! Li Ge, you touch my manuscript!" Luo Qi was dumbfounded at the last sentence.

Just as Li Ge didn't expect that he would be passive when reading manuscripts, Luo Qi didn't expect that Li Ge would be as childish as him, changing his manuscripts while he was taking a bath, and also possessing the ability to imitate handwriting.

Li Ge: Xueba's learning ability is very strong!

"No, I just followed it..." Luo Qi took a deep breath and said pitifully, "Can I do it all over again?"

A day later, Luo Qi and Li Ge's two self-reviews, which were posted on the bulletin boards of the two schools, were photographed and thrown on the post bar.

A netizen called "No doubt is your brother" put together the two reviews and made an analysis. The result of the analysis was "It is very likely that L Song and L Qi really helped people, but the two teachings were out of prejudice. , and did not take it seriously.

This "sight-seeing" netizen further pointed out that the two teachers taught the brain circuits to be novel, and reminded other students that if they help others, for example, after saving a passerby who is about to be hit by a flowerpot, remember to ask the upstairs to smash it again. One, let you take a photo as evidence.

At the same time, another post was quietly uploaded. It was the night of Double Eleven. A pair of parents were looking for two teenagers named "Lewo 1, Qiyi 4" and "Leyi 3, Gege 1". , saying they protected their son from traffickers.

In an instant, the post bars of the two schools exploded.

——There is no doubt that it is your brother: Ouch!Traffickers!They didn't mention it, they just said to accompany him to wait for his parents, what a humble boy!

Li Ge, can you stop for a while?

Luo Qi couldn't understand why no one tore off the holed vest.

The slap in the face came too fast and too suddenly. On Friday morning, a policeman from the police station accompanied the child's parents to the two schools and personally handed the banners to Lao Xu and Lao Zhang.

The two head teachers were devastated, what should they do?

"So Lao Xu gave the pennant to the principal. It is now on the bulletin board at the school gate." Luo Qi said.

"Let me tell you, my grade director carried the pennant on his back and stood in the teaching room to grade the papers for the whole day. In the afternoon, he also enlarged and printed my review, and hung it on the door together with the pennant hahaha—" Li Ge happy to say.

Normal people think that "family ugliness should not be publicized, and good stories will spread far and wide", but this grade director is doing the opposite, maybe because he is not the one who is ugly?To do so is to tell the world that the dean of No. [-] Middle School is an idiot.

But he is also a talent, Luo Qi decided to let Wan live to steal the review later - because the dean of the No. [-] Middle School will correct the review, only the original has comments.

After that day, No. [-] Middle School held a dean vs. grade dean's tear-off test, and No. [-] Middle School also had a dean vs. Luo Qi contest.

But it only lasted one day—

After almost every class, the review sheet will be torn off.When the seventh review was torn off, Luo Qi announced his surrender.

So, the teaching director VS Wanzai and Chen Liang started, and finally ended after three days.

Then there was VS senior two and four, all senior two, and the whole school. The dean always won, until finally a local tyrant bought a super powerful projector and put it in a car parked in the parking space in front of the notice board. 24 Hours work.

Half a month later, the two teachers wrote an "apology" letter to the "related students", expressing their deep regret for their "spiritual frustration" caused by the misunderstanding of a good person.

On the same day, the grade director and the local tyrant stopped.

The next day, the local tyrant's vest fell off, and it was a comrade named Lang Jun.

The day after tomorrow, he came to the stage and published a central idea: "Because I was too rich and didn't know how to spend it, I had to buy a car and a projector, rent a parking space for a long time, and projected it 24 hours a day. In my next life, I will strive to be a poor people" review.

Then the time came to December.

It's a busy month as there are many events, the biggest of which are the Winter Games.

No. [-] Middle School and No. [-] Middle School have held sports meet together since I don’t know how many years ago.Students from the two schools were mixed together and divided into two groups. The liberal arts group used the playground of No. [-] Middle School, while the others went to No. [-] Middle School.

The competition is divided into four scoring methods: individual, class system, group system, and school system; there is no grade system, because many children in the first year of senior high school still only have two legs, which makes it too much for them to compare with the 1.8-meter-long legs of the third year of high school up.

In addition to the large scale of the Winter Games, it also takes a long time. In addition to the three days of official preparatory work involving the participation of students, there is also the unofficial student-initiated preparatory work for a few days, which varies from person to person.

For example, Luo Qi's class, as early as the teaching director VS Wansui and Chen Liang, they started preparations.

One of the competitions in the sports meeting is the cheerleading competition, which evolved from the broadcasting exercise competition.

Some classes continued to do radio exercises, some changed lines to dance, and some simply stayed still and sang.There is no uniform standard in the competition, whether you will win or you will definitely lose if you do exercises or dance or sing. Anyway, you have won all of them, and everyone can do whatever they like.

Luo Qi likes this attitude.

"Then what do you want to perform this year?" the squad leader asked on the podium.

"Don't sing, everything else is fine." Luo Qi was the first to express his opinion.

"Peace agreement! The sports meeting will be more active!" After Wansui finished speaking, Chen Liang also raised his hand in agreement.

The squad leader reluctantly motioned them to be quiet and stopped the fourth hand, "Come on! The people in your dormitory share the same hatred." She suggested: "Why don't you vote directly? Do exercises, dance, sing, there is no fourth hand, right?"

In the end, the dancing won the singing by one vote, and Wanzai quietly wiped off his sweat.As for what to jump, everyone unanimously decided to hand it over to those who didn't know what group was poisoned.

Chen Liang weakly raised his hand, "Shouldn't you be dancing so low in gym clothes?" He asked.

The squad leader who thought the work was done and was about to go back to his seat: I am too difficult.

"Luo Qi, what do you think?" the monitor asked.

Luo Qi quickly turned off the screen, kept his head down, and looked forward, "...what?"

The squad leader looked at him aggrievedly, "You're not even listening!"

"I have!" Luo Qi responded in a panic.

"What do you think?" she asked.

Luo Qi opened his mouth, and finally decided to hand over the power of life and death to Wanzai, "Wanzai, what do you think and I think?"

Wan Sui was startled, turned around and mouthed to Luo Qi: "I didn't listen either".

Luo Qi gasped, "I... forgot, why don't you say it again?" He said to the monitor.

"Don't say it." The squad leader snorted and turned his head away.

Oh, why are you still in a temper?

Against everyone's scornful gazes, Luo Qi made the most regrettable decision he had ever made in his life.

"Or you think I think..." he said.

The squad leader turned around and said sincerely: "I think you can do it!"

"...Then I can." As soon as the words fell, the classroom was flooded with cheers from everyone.

Luo Qi didn't know what was waiting for him at the moment.

What's more, they don't know that the discussion just now took place in a group newly opened by their school committee without Luo Qi and his roommate.