rebirth double

Chapter 1

I think many people are like me. When encountering lightning, thunder, and strong winds, they just want to sleep at home, even if they listen to the big raindrops "slapping" on the awning of their balcony. The sound is very comfortable.Then I stood at home looking at a group of people running and fleeing in the heavy rain through the window, cursing in my heart, "You idiots who don't read the weather forecast and don't bring umbrellas to death." And when I vomited like this At that time, that man always looked at me with a pair of slightly angry eyes, and then told me solemnly that it was not good for me to be a civilized person.I can always listen to him as long as I can, but from today onwards, the door is dead.

I just like to smoke, I just like to drink, I just like to talk with dirty words.

In the past few days, I told myself desperately that I was just broken in love. It was just that the bastard kicked me away after rekindling his first love with him. It's really not a big deal.Sun Tzu once said that proper self-psychological suggestion is very necessary.I think this is quite right, if not, I guess I would have sharpened a kitchen knife and hacked that shit to death a long time ago.Or how do you say that if you don't listen to your friends, you will suffer in front of your eyes. How can I become a gay, a good young man, or a gay who was dumped by a perverted gay?

I finally figured it out after I drank a dark night and slept until I was in the sun. I can't go any further. I'm not gay. I just like that guy. Maybe I happen to like it next time. It is a woman, or cute or gentle.I am actually a typical hedonist, willing to think of the best in everything.The grandsons always say that I am heartless, but I feel very wronged. In fact, I am very sincere, but I am treated as a donkey liver and lung by others, but if others treat you as a donkey liver and lung and you don’t take yourself seriously, then it is self-inflicted. It's cheap, so I didn't touch the kitchen knife to kill those two.

I'm on a tour bus right now, and this one started a month ago before the guy's first love didn't rekindle with him.

After dinner that day, I told him that I wanted to go outside to play, and he also said that he would take a public holiday to go with me.I originally said that if I go to a city with a lot of snacks, such as Chongqing, to have a big meal, but he said that he would take me to Hainan Island.I didn't agree with life and death at first, but later we lost three out of five games in rock-paper-scissors, so I agreed to go to Hainan after accepting the bet.Although his salary was higher than mine, I didn't want to pay a penny. In the end, I was the one who told me that he let me buy two air tickets, saying that I bought it for him and he bought it for me.

Then something bad happened and I left.When I got home, I found four airline tickets lying on the dining table, and told me to contact him after seeing them.I think this is the ultimate way to treat people as inappropriate, so I immediately threw his two photos into the toilet and flushed them away, just like him, goodbye!

And now I have arrived in Hainan and sat on a tourist bus.

God seems to be in a bad mood today, blowing his beard and staring all the time.In fact, I really want to complain that the song sung by the lady tour guide on the bus is like Everest and the Pacific Ocean, but because the girls may be thin-skinned, I had to plug in my headphones to try to get myself intoxicated. A sad and soothing lyrical song.Just when the song was about to climax, I heard a sudden sound of brakes, and then I seemed to see a flash of lightning, and then I didn't know anything.

……

I tried to open my eyes, but failed many times, as if someone was holding my body tightly so that I couldn't move, then I heard the sound of a door opening, and footsteps, and I couldn't speak , nothing can be done.I remember when I was young, a sorceress said that this kind of symptom is called ghost pressure. In fact, I also encountered this kind of thing a few times before the college entrance examination. Others thought I was nervous about the college entrance examination. It was caused by neurasthenia for several days and nights.How can I say that Laozi is also a new generation of college students, we are people who talk about scientific basis.

"The weather is fine today, Xiao Cheng."

A magnetic voice suddenly rushed into my mind, the man seemed very happy but also sighed, I couldn't hear it clearly.Immediately afterwards, there was a sound of "唰——", that was the sound of the curtains being pulled open, a gust of wind blew over and rustled the curtains, and the man's footsteps were getting closer and closer. I felt the side of the bed sink, I guess It should be a man sitting by my bed.Then I heard the sound of the towel being soaked in the water and being wrung out, and the sound of the quilt on my body being gently lifted.My chest was itchy, and then I felt a coolness. I think it should be because my clothes were opened.

"Xiao Cheng, let me wipe your body for you."

The nice male voice sounded again. I was studying broadcasting and hosting, so I can’t stop listening to the nice voice. The grandson and the others said that part of the voice of that bastard I fell in love with at the beginning must be that person’s voice. In fact, what the grandson said is true, that bastard The voice is really nice, and at "certain moments" sweet-talking.

I don't know who Xiao Cheng is in this man's mouth, I only know that my name is Silence.The man's movements were very gentle, as if he was looking at a handicraft that he couldn't put it down, he wiped my body carefully.In fact, I was very panicked, I didn't know what was going on now, and I didn't know why the man asked me to help Xiao Cheng wipe my body.I couldn't move, I couldn't speak, and I couldn't even open my eyes. I fell into the darkness and felt the warm towel wipe my body. To be honest, this feeling was very comfortable and weird.

I tried my best to think about what happened before this and calmly analyzed it. First, I took a plane to Hainan, then took a bus, then the sky changed and thunder and lightning struck, and then the car skidded, and then... …

My heart tightened, thinking that I must have been so unlucky to encounter a car accident, and after I calmed down for three seconds, I had to affirm this bad inference.But I don't understand even more, how did I become Xiao Cheng, and who is this man?When I originally wanted to use my ingenuity to conduct in-depth development and discussion, I found that my pants were ripped off by this man with a nice voice.No, I should correct it. Instead of picking it up, I carefully lifted my buttocks and took off my panties.I felt that Xiao Xiaomo was trembling against the wind, and I felt that Xiao Xiaomo was being taken care of by the soft cotton cloth in the hands of a man.

I'm sorry, what's going on with him?

Hey, stinky hooligan, if you touch me again, it will be called indecent, will you still die if I go to hell?

If people can cry anxiously, then my tears must flow into a stream of joy.Sun Tzu once said, if you can't change the fact that you are going to be raped, at least tell that person, sir, please don't forget to wear a condom.

But the conscience of heaven and earth, Lao Tzu is absolutely absolute, and has never messed around.The first time I held hands, the first kiss, I gave it to myself for the first time... Thinking of that bastard's name, I felt as if a needle had been stabbed in my heart, and then I didn't think about it anymore.It's just that the man didn't seem to intend to do anything inappropriate to me, but gently stood up my body and wiped my back for me, one by one in a gentle manner.Then I heard the voice of a man flipping through the newspaper, and began to read today's newspaper to me in that nice voice.

"Xiao Cheng, today is March 201, 3x. Let me read to you what happened in Beijing."

The man began to study vividly, but I wished I could make my mouth bigger than an egg. I couldn’t believe how I ended up in the big Beijing where Grandpa Mao is hanging. You must know that I don’t live in Beijing, and I don’t go to school in Beijing. , Three do not work in Beijing.And I thought about the current situation again, and I guessed that I might have been hit badly. The local hospital couldn't be cured, so I transferred to Beijing and the man in front of me was probably a doctor.

Well, very good, so the only thing that doesn't make sense is why this person called me Xiao Cheng. Just when I couldn't figure it out, someone knocked on the door three times.The man stood up but planted a kiss on my forehead. When I was in shock, I heard the man say softly: "Xiao Cheng, I'm going to work, wait for me."

The door was closed, and the sound of the man's footsteps grew further and further away.When the surroundings completely calmed down, I was stunned.

Wait, that man just said March 201, 3x?What international joke?I went to Hainan to travel obviously in 1x.Where did the three years in between go?

I was so upset but I couldn't do anything about it, and I didn't know when it was until I fell asleep in a daze.

In this way, two more days of hearing only passed, and the man would open the window for a while every morning to ventilate the air, and then began to wipe my body, and then helped me to move around after cleaning.I have to say that men are very good at taking care of people, even my toes have to be wiped and moved one by one, and the man will say the last sentence every night: "Xiao Cheng, good night, I love you."

I thought about it for three days, but I couldn't figure it out, so I thought I was dreaming.

Just when I felt that I was trying to open my eyes ten thousand times a day in vain, I actually opened my eyes!

The dryness of my eyes made me unbearable, and the bright morning light also made my eyes feel sore for a while. I blinked desperately a few times, and the first thing I really saw was not the ceiling, but a huge, Huge, huge crystal chandeliers.My first reaction was, how much does this thing cost.

After examining it for a while and estimating the value, I completely overturned the setting that this is a hospital. Looking at these ornaments, these decorations, and the size of this bedroom, I wanted to move my head but couldn’t. I had to use my eyeballs to look out of the window desperately, and I saw a tree, so I reckoned this should be the second floor.And if it is on the second floor, the decoration should be a villa, but if there is a villa in Beijing, it is simply a dream for a college student like me who has just joined the company.

Just as I was sighing about my wealth and life, I heard footsteps, the door of the bedroom was gently pushed open, and a person in a white coat came in with a little nurse behind him.

I'm confused, is this really a hospital?Such a luxurious hospital?

I was so excited that the doctor walked over slowly and began to examine me with his equipment. I blinked desperately at the doctor in the middle.Then I heard a "bang--", that was the sound of the stethoscope in his hand falling to the ground.

"Doctor Liang, he, he, he, he is awake!"

The pretty little nurse suddenly covered her mouth as if she had won the lottery, and the male doctor also smiled and said to the little nurse beside him, "Quick, go and call the second young master, and tell me that the patient is awake!"

"Hey!"

The little nurse agreed loudly and hurriedly left downstairs, while the doctor looked at me as if he had discovered an alien and shook his head, saying, "Miracle, miracle!"

I wanted to speak but couldn't, and I wanted to move but couldn't move so I rolled my eyes at him.Immediately afterwards there was the sound of "咚咚咚" going upstairs. I think this is the sound that runs faster than the rabbit's father. I was about to look out the door when I saw a person rushing in and using a A voice that wanted to shatter Lao Tzu's eardrum grabbed my hand and called me, "Xiao Cheng!"

I've never cried, and I've never seen a man cry.But today, this tall man put his forehead on the back of my hand and wept bitterly. If it was normal, I would definitely call him worthless, but I don’t know why, I just feel sour in my heart. I know what kind of feelings this man has for me to cry like this. There is a trace of joy in his voice, a trace of trembling, and a trace of contradiction that seems to be deeply guilty after being lost. The man didn’t say anything else, just Calling me over and over again: "Xiao Cheng, Xiao Cheng, Xiao Cheng..."

It may be because no one has ever worried about me so much, and the only person I have given everything to deceive me and betray me like that, the corners of my eyes are a little moist.His scorching tears seemed to be burning on the back of my hand. Although I usually bluffed, but at this moment I really wanted to say to him, "It's okay, I'm fine." But I opened my mouth But not a single sound came out.

Just when I was at a loss, I heard the doctor say, "Second Young Master, I really didn't expect Mr. Xu Cheng to wake up tenaciously after three years of coma. It's really a miracle."

Just as the crying man was still trembling with excitement, I was stunned again.

The second young master, Xu Cheng, fell into a coma for three years, March 201, 3x.

Fuck, who is going to explain to me what the hell is going on now?