Chapter 5
Chapter 5
I hope to catch the safe that I guarded with my life.My ears are buzzing, like thousands of bees are filling my eardrums.
Then I heard the sound of cracking, cracking, and slowly the voices of people. When I opened my eyes, countless heads were shaking in front of me.Slowly I realized that it was a large group of reporters who raised the spotlight to me, and my colleagues were chasing them away, but how long did they shoot?
When I lowered my head, my blood froze in an instant. My shirt was only on the most important part of my body. The bright red blood on the snow-white shirt was particularly eye-catching. Whose blood is it?
I moved and wanted to get up, but the pain behind me seemed to be splitting, and I fell back heavily.Some sporadic memories flashed out, heavy breathing, weird touching and movements, one after another of excruciating pain, the pain made me want to shoot my head off.
"No!" I heard myself yelling, but the yell was so far away that it didn't seem to be my own, so many eyes, so many cameras were still flashing, the whole country knew that I was fucked, and I was still a notorious thief.What am I still alive for?God, you can be more cruel, now, do I have anything to lose?
I took another look at the ironic blood on my shirt. I did not bleed on the battlefield, not to catch criminals bravely, but to satisfy a criminal’s lowest taste. Thinking of this, I rolled my eyes again.
5. Strange situation...
It was 12:[-] in the morning again, I stepped on the No.[-] subway line, sat on the stool with a stinky face, someone owed me today, and everyone owed me.I stared fiercely at an obscene man with a mustache who peeked at me from time to time, so what if I recognized me, if I dared to say a single word, I would crush you to death like an ant.
The follower behind him jumped into the car briskly, and immediately lit up the entire car with his unique young smile, causing a few soft boos. Even though he was wearing a mask, it still couldn't hide his handsomeness, and it was even more difficult to hide that he was like the rising sun. Charm.
I had no choice but to turn my head and look out the window, trying to divert the irritability caused by him.I got knocked on the elbow and the kid sat next to me as a matter of course.
I frowned: "Do you have to sit here?"
"Well, good morning, brother, you seem to be in a bad mood today." Xiaoyi smiled, her eyes crooked, her eyes seemed to be steaming, and she looked up at me with pure admiration.The vanity in the depths of my soul twisted a little, and stretched out my head lazily.The corners of my mouth turned up involuntarily, I'm in a bad mood?Who said that!
I looked at the red mark on Xiaoyi's neck with a guilty conscience, pointed at it awkwardly and asked, "Does it still hurt?"
Xiaoyi waved her hand generously, and then seriously defended me: "If I hadn't slept too soundly, I would never have been so easily restrained by you, brother, actually you want to try my martial arts, right?"
The corner of my mouth twitched, will I strangle you to death if I try martial arts?But this can’t be my fault, who wants me to wake up drunk and see a big living man lying on the bed holding me, my face is still leaning on his chest.I thought... so I pinched it without thinking, but the moment I saw that face, it really——almost dazzled my eyes.
If it wasn't for being shocked for a moment, I looked at Xiao Yi who was jumping around alive and kicking beside me, this kid would definitely be dead.
The train is rumbling away. I remember a great philosopher said that the sound of the train always reminds the old people of the past.So, I immediately recalled the X-rated conversation I had with Xiao Yi when I was at home just now.
Me: "Why are you here?"
Xiaoyi: "You hold me tight, then I struggle for a long time and lose my strength, and then..."
Me: "Shut up, how can I do that kind of thing, where's my clothes?"
Xiaoyi: "You take it off yourself."
Me: "Where are your clothes?"
Xiaoyi: "Take off..."
Me: "Next question, I didn't do anything to you, did I? Since I don't remember anything, I must have done nothing to you."
Xiao Yi: "Actually - you have, look, here and here..."
Lao Tzu stroked his forehead: "That's because I was licking ice cream in my dream, who told you to be so stupid to come here! And then?"
Xiaoyi looked blank: "What then?"
Me: "Well, I'm asking if I took off your pants?"
Xiaoyi: "You were going to take it off, but you can't untie the belt, and the zipper of my pants is on the side, you see."
Lao Tzu: "Get out, why should I watch it? Since nothing happened to us, you should get out now."
Xiaoyi became angry: "No, you promised me to introduce your boss to me today."
I sneered: "You can believe a man when he's drunk."
Xiaoyi: "Actually, my aunt came over just now, and she asked me what was our relationship. I said brother, but she didn't seem to believe it, and she left my phone number."
I jumped and grabbed Xiaoyi's collar: "Do you dare to threaten me?"
Xiaoyi smiled innocently: "Brother, please, for the sake of serving you all night."
What waited on me all night, what did he think I was, was I the director of sex without distinction?What does he think he is, an awkward little star who is forced to unspoken rules?I got a headache: "Do you really want to work in a prison?"
Xiaoyi nodded firmly, and the stars began to shine in her eyes again, Chief of Police, I am sure I am allergic to the stars, my face will blush and my heart will beat, and my feet will become weak.
I turned my head and pushed him: "You hate it! Also, stay away from me in the future."
With a click, the door beside me opened, saving me from the terrible memory.Looking up at the clock, it was 08:30, so I began to watch the people pouring in with interest.
The Wolf of the Bus is still the same, with a black leather jacket, a peaked cap, and a cigarette dangling from his sausage mouth.When this kid came in, he was startled like a frightened bird. When he found me, he took a step back instinctively, but walked in slowly pretending to be calm.
This time he stood in front of Xiaoyi, Xiaoyi was dozing off, nodding his head, and leaned on my shoulder after a while.I looked at the lewd eyes of the wolf on the bus, secretly mobilized my internal strength, flicked my shoulder, and flicked Xiaoyi's head away.
Xiaoyi rubbed his eyes in a daze, like a lost child, fragile and innocent, the bus wolf's left foot began to beat messily, which was the omen before he came into heat.
I gave him a cold look, implying that if he still wants to be a complete man, it's best not to act rashly.
Xiaoyi raised his head inappropriately, that handsome look instantly killed the bus wolf, that kid was really exaggerating, his mouth flicked, and the cigarette fell to the ground, what did the story say?It seems that he and Xiaoyi are the only ones left in the world at this time, wow!
I stomped on the wolf hard and calmly, he glared at me, I moved my fingers slightly, and the sound of joints could be clearly heard in the rumbling carriage.
The wolf of the bus flinched, as if remembering what happened last time, he touched his ribs involuntarily.I sneered, like hell in the temple, I won this round.
The Wolf of the Bus seemed to be unable to vent his suppressed desire. He crossed his legs in pain and looked for other prey.
After a while, the kid squeezed to the car door, and then I saw him move regularly. The white guy who was squeezed by the car door was wearing glasses and had a very painful expression. I saw his face getting redder and redder. , lips twitched but did not dare to make a sound.
I snorted coldly, another cannon fodder, a bastard, men nowadays are really less and less masculine.
Someone beside me stood up suddenly, and before I could stop him, Xiaoyi pushed the person in front of him and rushed over. I heard the scream of the bus wolf, and his arm was twisted behind him like a twist.
Xiao Yi said in a skillful tone: "You have been arrested, you have the right to remain silent, your words will be used as evidence in court..."
The whole car was silent, and suddenly someone took the lead in applauding, and then the whole car applauded for him, and the roaring applause rang out, and my eye sockets suddenly got wet. It turns out that justice still exists in the world. It turns out that I—maybe I was wrong !
I silently turned around and walked out of the carriage. Facing Xiaoyi, I suddenly felt a little ashamed.
Half an hour later, I was sitting in the police station again. Damn Xiaoyi, just arrest me and try to drag someone along with me. The worst thing is that the police officer was still taking notes for us last time.A worthless boy, I think he will never be promoted in his lifetime, so I drank the coffee in my cup in one gulp.
When I asked for leave just now, I was scolded by my boss again: "Wu Shuang, Wu Da Police, next time you are late, please use a fresh excuse, OK?"
Chief of Police, I'm sorry old man, I'm late again!I take back what I just said, all the good deeds in this world are bastards, what a goddamn misfortune!
I took Xiaoyi into the boss's office with a glorious history, a closet full of badges, various awards and trophies piled up on the table, and a photo of him standing next to the Commissioner of Police when the Queen of England received the Commissioner of Police was posted on the wall.So, I pointed at Xiaoyi and said to my boss, "Leader, he—has been received by the Queen of England."
So the boss "Longyan Dayue" pulled Xiaoyi to talk about her romantic history from the clothes of the Queen of England, and from the romantic history to Xiaoyi's amazing education: graduated from Harvard Business Administration at the age of 15, and completed all courses at Cambridge University. Criminal psychology courses for postgraduates are directly recommended to study for a doctoral degree, which is still criminal psychology.I finally understand why he wants to work in wzjp prison so much. Is there a better place for him to do research than here?
I took a peek at the evaluations of his mentors, modest and cautious,
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