nightmare exec

Chapter 124 Newlywed Yaner

December 12th and December 25th are days that cannot be described in accordance with relevant policies and regulations.

Song Yin and Qi Zhengnan thanked guests behind closed doors, stayed away from system tasks and social networks, and even their assistants were temporarily "fostered" to other places.

During the 48 hours full of mosaics, except for meals and a short sleep time, they were entangled almost all the way, just like teenagers who have just entered adolescence, and they have infinite yearning and desire for each other's bodies. eager.

But no matter how smug and forgetful the love is, it will eventually fall back to the ground.

On December 12, two assistant officers, Ergou and Erhu, knocked on the "door" of Song Yin's safe house with a backlog of two days of system notifications and private letters from relatives and friends.

After two days of precipitation, the gossip discussions about the two of them on social platforms have gradually calmed down.But there are still a lot of "care" and greetings from various aspects in the message box.

"Human mating behavior has always been more than a purely biological event. Human beings as public figures may be even more so."

Ergou issued a reminder from the perspective of absolutely rational artificial intelligence: "From the perspective of social etiquette, if you still want to maintain normal social relations, you should give your friends a formal response as soon as possible."

"You human beings regard mutual disclosure of marriage and love as a criterion for testing friendship." Erhu added seriously.

Never thought that there would be a day when he would be taught by artificial intelligence to be a human being - Song Yin of course knew that he should properly satisfy the curiosity of his friends.But he didn't expect that in the next few days, he and Qi Zhengnan would hold a small-scale wedding.

With the help of two assistant officers, he and Qi Zhengnan spent a day sorting out all the related people.Replied some of the messages from ordinary friends and the media, and briefly explained (partly fabricated) the relationship between the two to another group of close friends. In the end, the comrades with the strongest relationship were left - a meal please is naturally in inevitable.

Song Yin originally thought that the only girls who needed to be invited were Yu Gutai and Kuanghualangdie, and Lao Sha and Hujing at most.However, in fact, from December 12 until lunch and dinner on New Year's Day, they were all in the entertainment mode of treating guests to dinner.The guests are celebrities in purgatory who have some kind of relationship with Qi Zhengnan.

On the fourth day, Song Yin thought that not only would he be forced to memorize such a long list of strange code names, but he would also have to greet them in the name of "Fehn Family", and even deal with some strange problems of some drunks. I can't wait to take off my shoes and slap myself a few big mouths: "I'm calling you a bitch to make a public confession, I'm telling you to make a public confession!!"

"Calm down." Qi Zhengnan poured him a cup of green tea for digestion, "It will be over after tonight."

Song Yin bit the rim of the cup resentfully: "Isn't it just two years earlier? Why do I know so many people? Are you a courtesan?"

"I didn't try to get to know anyone. Most of them were found by themselves." Qi Zhengnan replied very indifferently: "If you stay for a few more months, there will still be many people who take the initiative to get acquainted with you. After all, you have been required strength."

"A person who is needed must respond to the need? Tsk." Although he understands the truth, Song Yin still feels troubled from the bottom of his heart.

"Do you have such a headache?"

Qi Zhengnan looked at him a little amusedly: "Compared to the self in the training period of the special group, I prefer the current state. You have never experienced a truly isolated life."

"Who says I haven't? A few months ago, I was imprisoned in the safe house by Ergou!"

Song Yin was not convinced, and then rolled his eyes, and said in a very sweet and sweet way: "But if you like it, then I will risk my life to accompany Junzi... After all, I can only accompany you to do this matter. "

Considering that we have to go out together later.Qi Zhengnan suppressed the idea of ​​checking whether honey had been smeared on his mouth, and rubbed the top of his head instead.

"If you find it troublesome, you can only respond to me alone."

Unknowingly, their first day of the new year slipped away quietly amidst sweet troubles.

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It took about a week for the ripples from the public confession to calm down.After that, Song Yin's life in purgatory, which was once violently beating, returned to peace.

But not "so" peaceful.

Since Christmas Eve, he and Qi Zhengnan have resumed cohabitation—except that they used to live together in different rooms in a house; but now it is not only one room, but also a bed and a quilt.

As for the exact location of this bed, it is not quite certain.

It's not that Song Yin never thought of suggesting that Qi Zhengnan simply move here to live with him, but considering how hard it was for him to build a nest for Ergou on the first floor, too much movement in the middle of the night is not good for "minors (Ergou still less than half a year old)" health education.In the end, I decided to go guerrilla—sleep here for two nights, and sleep there for two nights, which is called "increasing freshness".

Of course, they did a lot of "fresh" things - the most absurd and daring among them was running into Qi Zhengnan's locked room and messing around in it.

They once bumped into each other's bodies while watching huge sea monsters swim beside them;In countless grotesque worlds, leave traces of love to your heart's content.

As for these crazy ideas, of course it was Song Yin, a little lunatic who came up with it.The reason is "this way you can overwrite the bad past".

During the actual operation, Qi Zhengnan, who was "severely ischemic in the brain", didn't have time to think about it at all.As a result, after calming down, I realized that I was even more unable to look directly at the messy memories behind the door.

All in all, the honeymoon life of newlyweds is absurd and enjoyable.And when Qi Zhengnan returned to Team Yugutai to host the dungeon, not only did his teammates make ambiguous boos, but even the water friends in the barrage joked, "Team Fen's wedding leave is finally over, and I am willing to say goodbye to my 'beautiful wife' Back to work."

On the other hand, even though everyone thought that it was a certainty for Shan Die to join Yu Gutai, Song Yin was not so urgent.

He will still pick up some scattered copies.Of course, some water friends will pull him to form a team to help, as long as the level is right, he will generally not refuse anyone.

More than one person asked him half-jokingly: "You are already the 'Mrs. Burning Team', why don't you go to Yugutai. Isn't it good to have a husband to cover you? You still ran out to hang out with our group of cronies."

At this time, Song Yin would half-jokingly swear a sentence of trash, and then mysteriously stated that he was looking for members of the second team for Yu Gutai, and the number of recruits was not limited.

This lie is very level - the most direct effect is that every individual executive who forms a team with him will use their twelve points to make good use of their abilities, and no one is paddling at all.

The high-level performance of the players has brought excellent viewing effects and extremely high copy efficiency.The more rewards from the audience, the word-of-mouth will follow.

Soon, everyone began to discover that Song Yin's wild team would often display a combat effectiveness no less than that of the fixed team, or even the second echelon of the famous team.The headhunters including "Knowing the Fire" began to move around, and dug out many outstanding individuals to suitable teams.

And when people mention Song Yin again, they no longer always focus on gossip about his relationship with Qi Zhengnan.

After New Year's Day is another new year, but for the Chinese people in the world and in purgatory, the festival worth celebrating has not really come yet.

This year's Spring Festival falls on February 5th. Just like the world, this is one of the few legal holidays in Purgatory.

Generally speaking, winter nights are relatively long, the climate is cold, and people are generally in a bad mood, so the probability of dreams being invaded by stowaways is also the highest among the four seasons.However, during the Spring Festival, thousands of families are reunited, people feel relaxed and happy, and their physical fitness is stronger than usual.Therefore, during the Spring Festival holiday, the total number of stowaway intrusion incidents will show a precipitous decline instead.

But there are no absolutes in everything, some people are happy and some people are sad.For those lonely people and those who work overtime, the bustle of others will set off their loneliness. If these people do not pay attention to controlling their emotions, they will attract stowaways if they are a little careless, and often it will be a particularly vicious incident.

Considering these remarkable features above, Purgatory during the Spring Festival adopts a dual-track system of designated duty and voluntary execution.From the first day of the new year to the seventh day of the new year, several large teams are designated to take turns to be on duty every day to ensure that no major hidden dangers will be left behind.

According to Qi Zhengnan, Yu Gutai is "lucky" this year. He was on duty on the seventh day of the Lunar New Year. All in one mind...increasing understanding of each other's bodies and minds.

Of course, this is not the case.

Half a month before New Year's Eve, Song Yin received a somewhat unexpected invitation letter.Ask him if he would like to shoot an endorsement commercial for a popular snack food in Purgatory.Song Yin took a closer look at the name of the product and was immediately delighted.

"Lovers in the Underworld" sandwich biscuits.

He was thinking about how to answer, when Qi Zhengnan called over there, saying the same thing - Huang Quan's lover invited them to shoot a new year's promotional advertisement together.

If you have money, you can still show your affection, why not accept it?

Song Yin readily agreed, and confidently regarded Qi Zhengnan as his free agent.Two days later, a formal contract was signed, and the shooting process and a simple script were also sent to the mailbox of the mobile phone.

The commercial was filmed a week before the New Year's Eve, and the shooting location was familiar—it was the sea of ​​roses at the end of Qingyang Street.Since the sea of ​​roses is very dangerous at night and cannot be approached, all shooting tasks were completed during the day.

Although Song Yin participated in film and television shooting for the first time, he didn't have much psychological burden.One is that the content of the ad is simple; the other is that the opponent is too familiar; the third is the most important point—others must play the role of Foehn's couple, but he doesn't need it.He's the man who defines Foehn's Lover, and whatever he does is the single highest standard for the character.

But to be honest, falling in love is falling in love, but it is actually quite difficult to make love to each other unpretentiously in front of a large group of staff.

At this time, Qi Zhengnan's accumulated experience in the professional modeling industry came to the fore.He dominated the whole process of his amateur lover, helping him adjust his posture and facial expressions, so that Song Yin quickly passed the period of stiffness and entered a state of relatively free expression.

After a busy day, the two of them didn't return to the safe house until evening.Looking back, there have been a lot of sneak shots from the second floor of the Nightingale Cafe on the social network.It's just that the vast majority of people didn't know that they were shooting commercials, but joked that they were taking wedding photos.

Song Yin picked and picked, and saved all the candid pictures that he thought were good-looking. The next day, they were all synchronized to the photo frame downstairs, and the slideshows were played continuously.

After filming the commercial, the atmosphere of Chinese New Year became more and more intense.Although there is no such thing as "preparing new year's goods" in Purgatory, and all kinds of items needed for the Spring Festival can be purchased in the mall in real time, almost every executive will prepare them a few days in advance.

Song Yin, who has only been in Purgatory for less than half a year, naturally has some expectations for this festival.He bought a lot of Spring Festival couplets, window grilles, blessing characters and Chinese knots several days in advance, and arranged the safe house for himself and Qi Zhengnan inside and out.

He even customized a set of costumes with Chinese elements for Ergou and Erhu, two assistant officers.

Ergou's new clothes are normal, just a Tang suit with two breasts that looks like a red envelope.Kitty Erhu's is a finely crafted lion dance robe, which really looks like a miniature southern lion.Every move comes with a laughing fruit of beating gongs and drums, which is very interesting.

Compared with Song Yin's high spirits, Qi Zhengnan showed much less interest in this festival - when Song Yin wasn't around in the past, he didn't have any special celebrations, at most he was caught by the brothers in the team. We dragged each other to have a New Year's Eve dinner.However, as the captain of Team Yugutai, even if he has no interest in Chinese New Year, there are some fixed procedures that he must follow.

For example, exchanging greetings with other teams that have a good relationship on weekdays, and presenting new year gifts; settlement of the team's annual rewards, and distributing them to the team members; another example is participating in various year-end meetings held by the executive officer guild... In short, there are red tapes in the mortal world, purgatory The same will not fall.

After so much tossing, it will be the New Year's Eve in a blink of an eye.