nightmare exec

Chapter 115 Merry Christmas My Love

What Song Yin said about "decorating a Christmas tree" is really arranging a Christmas tree.

The sky in Purgatory gradually changed from dim yellow to dark blue, and then from dark blue to pitch black.But tonight in the garden of Song Yin's safe house, there is destined to be no darkness.

Qi Zhengnan pressed the power plug in his hand into the socket and pressed the switch.With the connection of the circuit, the huge light network across the roof of the second floor and the black iron fence in the garden began to work—hundreds of golden and silver LED lamp beads shone in the dark, dotted like stars in the sky The galaxy fell into the mortal world.

Next to the Christmas tree under the star net, there was a burst of cheers and applause.

"I want to give you five hundred likes!" Song Yin expressed his excitement loudly: "Just say that the effect is good? This is like a festival!"

The two assistant officers who accompanied him were still as calm as ever, but they also stopped their work in unison, raised their heads to the light above their heads, and opened their confused eyes wide.

"Erhu, have you seen the stars?" Song Yin took the opportunity to touch the orange cat's mustache.

"...No." The cat's clear blue eyes were still looking up at the fake starry sky: "I have been in purgatory since I was born."

"What was your birthplace like? A hive? A computer room? A glass jar filled with biological fluids?"

"I don't know, maybe neither, we don't have that kind of memory... This is not what your executive officer should ask."

Replying here in a low voice, the tabby cat recovered from the brief trance.He shook his beard in distaste, picked up another colored ball, jumped up from the table, and disappeared into the fir tree branch after a few clicks.

"What about you?" Song Yin didn't give up, and turned his gaze to Ergou who was standing aside, "Do you have any memories of the past?"

"I haven't, and I shouldn't have."

Ergou also shook his head and hung a golden bell on the tree: "Just like your executive officers need to clear their memories when they leave purgatory, when a stage of mission is over, the memories of our assistant officers will also be initialized. We will Forgetting all the bits and pieces of being with the previous executive, forgetting the name and image they gave us, and waiting in the unconscious void for the day when the next executive will wake up and give us a new appearance and name. "

"How can this be!"

Song Yin could accept that he was brainwashed when he left Purgatory, but he felt that the same thing happened to Ergou, which was very cruel.

Although the executives who returned to the human world lost their memory for several years, at least they still had friends and family members in the human world.And after returning to the "Memory Palace" after a hundred years, I can still remember the details of living in purgatory again.But what about assistant officials like Ergou and Erhu?As artificial intelligence, do they also have their own "memory palace"?If not, what is left of them after they have been brainwashed?

The empathy made Song Yin feel more and more suffocated when he thought about it. At this moment, there was a loud jingle in his ears—it was Ergou who reached out and took a bell from the box on the table.

By the way... Song Yin just remembered that today is a good day, and quickly dismissed those unpleasant thoughts.

"So, Gouzi, you may have had other executive partners before?" He deliberately changed the topic of gossip: "Maybe you are a beautiful woman. Tsk tsk, no, maybe you were a beautiful woman before, Gouzi .”

"Ergou doesn't seem like the type to have had a previous executive."

Qi Zhengnan came over, conveniently placed a small Christmas wreath on top of Song Yin's head, and at the same time sat down beside him with his arms around his shoulders.

"Over the years, I have seen hundreds of assistant officers. It is true that many of them are like Ergou, like a rigid robot, but there are also some who are not much different from ordinary humans. At first I couldn't think of it. I understood why there was such a difference, and later I figured it out a little bit—it should be the difference between 'with' and 'without' the former executive."

"You mean that the former executive officer will have an influence on the assistant officer? But didn't Ergou say that he would brainwash it?" Song Yin suddenly became interested, "Is there really an assistant officer who is similar to a human?"

Although Ergou and Erhu were busy with their work, they also silently pricked up their ears.

"Leaving aside, both Pika and Mithril are assistant officers." Qi Zhengnan mentioned his important comrade-in-arms: "Rabbit's assistant officer is a chatterbox, sometimes talking more than him, and he is almost the same as him." To the twin brothers. Mithril's assistant officer is the kind of big beauty you want, with strong business ability and tough temper, almost like a role like a broker, and he has a good way of teasing people."

"Hey, I don't want a beautiful big sister."

Song Yin shook his head mischievously, trying to hit Qi Zhengnan's skull with the pine cones on the wreath.Then, taking advantage of the opportunity of the two assistant officers turning around, they lightly pecked Qi Zhengnan's lips: "The only thing I want is you."

Qi Zhengnan chuckled, looking at the naughty and provocative lover, his eyes were full of doting: "Do you want it? Please."

"Please..." Song Yin leaned on his body with a smile, coquettishly.

"Yes." Qi Zhengnan smiled more clearly, "But you have to trade it for yourself."

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Song Yin suddenly take out a cute Christmas hat with two cartoon antlers from behind, and wanted to put it on his head.He quickly grabbed Song Yin's arm with one hand, and the other hand actually stretched into Song Yin's jacket hem...

"I'm going?! Qi Zhengnan, how dare you do this trick with me!!"

If you don't defend, you won't have the strength to defend. Song Yin quickly grabbed his clothes with one hand, touched a Christmas bell with the other hand, and threw it towards Qi Zhengnan.Between coming and going, the two of them suddenly became a ball of nonsense.

Standing on the tree and silently watching the two executive officers blatantly lazy, Erhu exchanged a helpless look with Ergou under the tree.Then it found a good landing spot on Song Yin's back, jumped down, and then jumped back onto the dining table steadily with its strength.

"Ouch, my back is my back! Qi Zhengnan! Are you raising a cat or a pig? Why is it so heavy!"

The brawling among the executive officers finally stopped, and the importance of a calm assistant officer to the team was once again confirmed.

Song Yin, whose hatred had shifted, was about to roll up his sleeves and rub Erhu's stomach fiercely.Suddenly, Ergou's solemn broadcast interrupted his plan.

"There is 1 minute left, the Christmas dinner in the mall will be delivered to the designated location, please prepare immediately."

"1 minutes left?!"

Everyone panicked—the so-called designated location was actually the set of outdoor tables and chairs they were currently occupying.The table is full of all kinds of balls, ribbons, bells and canes used to decorate the Christmas tree, as well as other tools and sundries.

As soon as the words fell, Qi Zhengnan immediately picked up an empty cardboard box and put it under the edge of the table, while Song Yin stretched out his hand to the table with a tacit understanding and said "sweeping thousands of troops" - all kinds of colorful and strange-shaped decorations were all pushed down off the table and into the box.

During Ergou's silent countdown, they almost stepped on the dead line to clean up the table in a hurry.The two tigers ran across the table with a red tablecloth printed with snowmen and garlands in their mouths, and in the next second, a Christmas dinner with golden brass utensils fell from the sky without spilling any soup and wine The perfect state is placed on the tablecloth.

"Oh~ It is indeed a super expensive top-level delivery service. This tableware is so high-end, do you still need to return it after eating?"

Song Yin habitually took out her mobile phone and took a picture of the dining table.

Qi Zhengnan was calmer, looked at the long table of dishes, and then at the two people and the cat beside him.

"Did you order a little too much? Even if it's a holiday, don't waste too much, after all, you buy it with money."

"What are you afraid of? You can't save money by saving money. Spending money is the driving force behind making money."

While Song Yin took a close-up of the baked apple stuffed in the turkey's butt, he didn't forget to cast a provocative look at Qi Zhengnan: "What? Do you dislike my extravagance? Brother has money himself, so I don't miss you!"

"So... Then tonight's gift can be skipped?" Qi Zhengnan wanted to catch him.

"Gift?" Song Yin changed his face in a second, his eyes sparkled: "Have you prepared a Christmas present? What is it? Tell me!"

"Find it yourself, it's all hidden there."

Qi Zhengnan pointed to the pile of large and small colored paper boxes under the fir tree.He originally thought that those were gifts bought by Song Yin, but who knew that when he opened them, they were either empty or stones.He thought about it, and knew that Song Yin probably had something wrong, so he had an idea, and simply put the gifts he brought into the boxes separately.

"The two tigers and the two dogs also have a share."

"Thank you, but the assistant officer doesn't need a gift." Ergou solemnly declined.

"Who said no? If you don't want it, just give it to me, and I'll save it for you." Song Yin was eager to try.

"You thought you were receiving red envelopes during the Chinese New Year?" Qi Zhengnan deliberately choked on him, "It's agreed that you have money yourself and don't worry about other people's money?"

"Who between Gouzi and I is with who? If I hadn't been angry at that time, he would have had my surname!"

Speaking of this, Song Yin suddenly slapped his hands loudly: "Let's tell the truth! In that pile of boxes, there are actually three presents from me. How about this, let's find them separately. Whoever comes first If you find one that belongs to you, whoever will serve it first, how about that?"

"It doesn't sound like it has any clear meaning." Erhu licked his meat pads, showing his sharp little paws: "But this is what you humans call a game? I want to experience it."

"Morphobia probably wants to use the randomness of the game to increase the excitement of getting gifts. But if the gift is not satisfactory, setting too much suspense will have the opposite effect." I recently started reading Human Psychology The second dog of the book analyzes it this way.

"Stop talking nonsense, whoever passes by last is the dog!" Song Yin was the first to get up excitedly.

Although he was not interested in the gift itself, it was rare for Song Yin to be so happy. Qi Zhengnan couldn't bear his disappointment, and soon followed.

The remaining two assistant officers looked at each other, Erhu looked at Ergou, and Ergou made a gesture of "please first" to him.The kitten flicked its tail, jumped off the stool, and walked towards the Christmas tree.

There are more than a dozen big and colorful boxes under the Christmas tree, some of which are empty, and others are filled with presents.Song Yin avoided the ones he had tampered with, and picked up a small green flat box, and it was quite heavy after weighing it.Quickly opened it and took a look—it turned out to be a stone placed by himself.

"Oh, goldfish memory." Qi Zhengnan taunted in a low voice.

On the other side, Ergou calmly dragged a large light red gift box out from under the tree and opened the wrapping paper.

"What's this?" He dragged out a light pink, coral suede, small basket-like thing from it.

"It's a cat litter." Qi Zhengnan recognized this thing the most, but he didn't buy this gift.

"It's my nest for Erhu." Song Yin raised her hand to claim the gift.

"But I already have several."

Erhu will not lie, Qi Zhengnan has countless cat litters in his home, most of them are sent by fans and suitors.Among them, there are even luxury models covered with rhinestones inside and out, but they are particularly stuck and stinging.

"This litter is not for you to take back and use. It is put in my dog's room. I hope Ermi can come to play more in the future and be a companion with my second dog." Song Yin made no secret of her intention to pet the cat ambition.

"I'm not Ermi." The little cat corrected again, and then looked at Ergou, "Your family's assistant officer still has a lot to learn, and I don't mind teaching him more things in the future."

"Please advise me more." Ergou is a humble artificial intelligence.

Soon, Song Yin found out the second gift. It was an unusually heavy large gift box. He was sure that there was absolutely no such heavy stone in his garden.

Opening the box, he couldn't hold back the contents, and whispered: "Damn, I want this!"

Inside the box was a set of eight world famous fairy tales in blue and purple hardcover, which were part of his childhood memories.Back then, he didn't know how to read, so he chased after his mother with a book in his arms, begging her to read a story to him.

Of course, he also understood that this was not a gift for him.

"If you want, you can exchange what I gave you." Qi Zhengnan proposed a plan.

"No need, let me go downstairs anyway. If you want to see it, I'll just go downstairs for a while."

With that said, Song Yin simply handed over the gift to the real owner - Ergou.

"Thank you, I will study them carefully." Ergou nodded his thanks.

The game of searching for gifts continued, and the third gift found still belonged to Ergou, which was a set of brown silk pajamas from Song Yin.As for the reason, it is also very simple - I hope he can not always wear that straight suit and sit on the sofa to read fairy tales, and occasionally imitate the human appearance, put on silk pajamas, lie on the bed, put a cup of hot milk on the bedside table , is also a good way of life.

Of course, it is best to have a cat on hand.

The author has something to say: What is stuffed in the butt of a Christmas turkey?In fact, it should be stuffing in the stomach... But for some reason, my first reaction turned out to be a light bulb...

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The two tigers weigh 18 catties, between strong and fat...

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"World Famous Fairy Tales" is a real children's book, which should be owned by many children.Two dogs of the same style hahahaha