Chapter 8 On What to Do When You're Bored
Chapter 8 On What to Do When You're Bored
Chen Siwen put a cigarette in his mouth, and distributed one to each of the other people in the dormitory, "Military training tomorrow, but our small team will start training from tomorrow, time is tight and tasks are heavy."
Lu Ding twirled the cigarette twice, stuffed it into the drawer, "Can that little glasses be with us too?"
"You mean Zhang Pei? He is also a freshman, and his routine is basically the same as ours. Don't worry."
"Will you call him over to our dormitory to train together?" Lu Ding asked.
Chen Siwen thought for a while, "Actually, it's not necessary, we can connect to the microphone together at that time. But if you want to ask him to come over, anyway, he is on the same floor as us, and he lives in the 607 dormitory on the east side."
Having said that, Lu Ding seems to have remembered that when he went to the wrong dormitory at the beginning of school, didn't he just enter their dormitory?
In the same dormitory as Yu Zhang...
On the first day of military training, the sun blazingly roasted everyone on the playground.The school leader was still sitting on the rostrum, calmly reading the military training mobilization draft, and there was a secretary who held an umbrella next to him.
The leader has been speaking for an hour, but still has no intention of stopping. The crowd started to commotion, some boldly raised their parasols in the line, and the rest followed suit.Soon, the playground was filled with colorful parasols, covering a large crowd.
Lu Ding raised his hand to wipe his sweat, took out his hat from his backpack and put it on.
The leader on the rostrum coughed twice, "Students, those of us who can enter Xingda University are not ordinary students, they are masters. I believe that you must have experienced many kinds of mental and physical hardships before you can pass the exam. When I arrived at Xingda, I would like to say congratulations to you first. But, we can’t forget the will of these hardships. Look at you now, just basking in the sun, some people start to open umbrellas and wear hats , I’m not talking about you, you can turn your head and look at your instructors, they have also been standing with you all the time, standing still, you should learn from them.”
A girl in the audience shouted loudly: "Principal, do you want to dismiss the secretary holding the umbrella and let us have a sunbathing together?"
There was a burst of laughter.
Lu Ding also smiled slightly.Then I heard the instructor's voice coming from the side and rear: "Is it funny?"
Lu Ding nodded, "Funny." Immediately, he felt something was wrong, and turned his head to see that the instructor's head was still facing the front, but his eyes were fixed on him.
"Actually, it's not very funny." Lu Ding changed his words angrily.
"But I also find it funny." The instructor said.
Ok?
Lu Ding looked back at him, the instructor raised his head and chest, exuding the unique sassyness of a soldier from the inside out, the bean-sized beads of sweat flowing from his forehead and temples had already moistened the collar of his clothes, except that his expression was a little tense and he wanted to laugh Other than that, everything else seems very rigid.
"Are you hot, instructor?" Lu Ding asked.
"Nonsense? That's not it." The instructor whispered, without opening his mouth very wide.
"Do you usually train like this?" Lu Ding asked again.
"Nonsense? That's not it." The instructor paused, "I'm used to it, but your school leaders can really talk."
When Lu Ding was a child, he still wanted to go to the military academy, and he buried this little seed in his heart for many years. Once, he slipped out and was scolded by his mother.
Thinking about it now, he definitely couldn't bear this kind of hardship. It was a very correct choice for him not to enter the military academy.
Feeling dizzy after standing for too long, Lu Ding took out a mint from his pocket, tore open the package and quickly stuffed it into his mouth.
The candy was a little melted by the heat, the surface was no longer hard, and it stuck to his teeth sticky.
He hated this feeling, and for the rest of the time, his attention was all on the sticky candy, and he didn't listen to a word the leader said on stage.
When Lu Ding and the others went back at noon, they all had some heatstroke. Xiao Fan took out a box of Huoxiang Zhengqi Water from the cabinet and gave each of them a bottle.
Lu Ding has always had a hard time drinking medicine, "Sure enough, he is a careful southerner, and he is thoughtful."
Xiao Fan took a sip of the medicine and had to drink a glass of water to dilute it, "My mother made it, and I still have a secret weapon." He said and took out a pack of sanitary napkins from his bag.
The corner of Lu Ding's mouth twitched, "Is this the secret weapon?"
"Yes, my mother said, we need to cut this into the shape of an insole and put it in the military training shoes." Xiao Fan said.
Lu Ding took two pieces and began to cut slowly along the edges.
After Lu Ding cut it, he stuck it on the insole and stuffed it into the shoe. Not to mention, this thick and soft couch feels really comfortable.
"Comfortable." Lu Ding said.
"That's right, my mother specially picked this kind of cheap ones. She said they are long and thick, so I'll give you a pack for each of you." Xiao Fan closed the door of the dormitory, rummaged through the cabinet and found three new packs and handed them to them.
Lu Ding held the big bag of aunt's towels, not knowing where to put them.
If you put it in the cabinet, you have to open the cabinet door and then take it out, and then close the cabinet door every time, which is troublesome.
After thinking about it, he simply threw it at the end of the bed. The ones who are a little shorter will never be seen, and even if the ones who are taller are seen, they may not be able to recognize them at a glance.
Lu Ding silently praised his ingenuity in his heart.
The military training in the afternoon was very boring, re-arranged, and stood in a military posture.
Lu Ding is tall, so he must be in the last row.
But he can always find his own fun in this boring process.
For example, looking at the back of the head of a classmate in front, carefully looking at the pattern on the collar of the shirt he is wearing inside, and inferring that it must be pure cotton.
Lu Ding thought there must be something wrong with this person.
Wearing such a thick military training uniform outside, why do you have to wear a pure cotton shirt inside, isn't it hot?
Look at himself again, he only wears a white vest underneath, even if the military training uniform rubs his skin, it is better than covering his sweat dryly like this.
The chief instructor blew his whistle to signal the end of the day's military training.
Lu Ding took off his coat and put it casually on his shoulders. He didn't even have muscles in his arms, and he didn't know what those girls were looking at all the time.
Why don't you look at the head of the dormitory over there showing off his biceps and deliberately pulling up his short sleeves to show off his abs.
Lu Ding looked towards the basketball court not far away. Yu Zhang was there, and there was Zhang Pei with the little glasses.
The one who fought with him that day stood on the basketball court in the corner, silently making free throws alone.
"The energy is really strong." Lu Ding muttered, turned and walked towards the dormitory.
"Lu Ding!" The squad leader said out of breath, it seemed that he just ran two steps before catching up with him.
"Squad leader? What's the matter?" Lu Ding asked.
"I sent you a message and you didn't reply. I'll let you know that after the military training tomorrow, the school selection for the knowledge contest will be held. You are the only one who signed up for our class. Remember to go." The squad leader said.
"What kind of exam? The answer sheet?" Lu Ding asked.
"No," the monitor shook his head. "It's to classroom 7009 in the main teaching building, the computer room, and the paperless exam. It is said that more than 300 people take the exam at the same time. The system randomly draws questions, and everyone's questions are different."
"Okay, got it."
When they went to the cafeteria to eat with Gu Lu, they ran into the instructor group.
During the break, the instructor likes to tease him, and he always makes jokes with the instructor, making him familiar.
When the instructor saw Lu Ding coming over, he put his arm on his shoulder, "Boy, how did you feel on the first day?"
"It's okay, I'm not tired."
"Go ahead and carry the flag during the military training parade."
Lu Ding shook his head without thinking, "I can't carry the flag with my small body, so I should find someone else."
The instructor clicked his tongue regretfully, "I still expect you to win the face of our class."
"I can't, my face is far worse." Lu Ding pushed Gu Lu who was next to him to him, "He can, let him carry it."
"He can't," said the instructor, "not as handsome as you."
Gu Lu pulled away the instructor's hand and put his arm on Lu Ding's shoulder: "Instructor, why don't you consider me when you speak? Baby is really sad to hear you say this."
The instructor rolled his eyes at him, "Okay, you're not bad, then you go, train well during this time, and then you won't lose face."
Gu Lu immediately saluted, "I promise to complete the task."
"Let's go eat quickly." The instructor said.
Lu Ding made a bowl of preserved egg porridge, worrying about the 50 yuan in the meal card.After thinking for a while, he dialed Lu Xiao's number.
"Sister, there is no money."
Lu Xiao didn't know where he was messing around now, the surrounding voices were noisy, and he couldn't hear him clearly at all.
Lu Ding was also hurt by the loud music on her side, so he hung up the phone and sent Lu Xiao a WeChat message:
——Sister, I have no money to eat, so I dare not ask my mother for it.
Lu Xiao's call came back quickly, and when Lu Ding picked it up, the deafening voice was gone, "Xiao Ding, how much do you want?"
"Two thousand, I still owe An Shaowen two hundred."
"Your sister is just an intern, not that many!"
"Sister, my lovely and beautiful sister, I've seen the Lolita commercial picture you took two days ago. If I remember correctly, that dress is very expensive, right?" Lu Ding took a bite of the pancake, "How much did you earn?"
Lu Xiao said helplessly: "Okay, don't tell mom, I'll pass it on to you."
In this way, he harvested 2000 yuan, transferred [-] yuan to An Shaowen, and added [-] yuan to the meal card.
Lu Ding remembered the story his grandfather told when he was a child: In the legend, there was a fairy who passed on the message, and the Jade Emperor asked him to tell the mortals that he had to dress up three times a day and eat once a day, and then the fairy said silently in his mouth, "Dress up three times and eat one meal, dress up three times and eat one meal." ", as a result, the fairy who sent the message tripped over a stone on the road, turned around and read "Three meals and one dress up, three meals and one dress up".
Therefore, it's not that Lu Ding can eat now, but that the fairy who spread the message didn't do a good job. He obviously only needs one meal a day, but he insisted that he needs to eat three meals a day.
The military training on the second day was very boring, and I still stood in the military posture.
Lu Ding stopped staring at the collar of the man in front, because this classmate didn't wear a shirt today.
He stared at the back of his head, recalling all the finance books he had read over and over again in his mind, reviewing all the models and definitions.
He has to make enough preparations for the competition, after all, it is a national level competition with a low threshold, let alone be sloppy.
Lu Ding found his seat according to his test number, and there were still 10 minutes before the start of the test.
Totally boring.
He couldn't rest his hands, so he went to pick the wall next to him. It was just a small gap, but Lu Ding picked it open, revealing the rough wall inside.
The cold voice broadcast by the system from the radio spread throughout the entire examination room: "Attention all candidates, there are 5 minutes left before the official answer, please turn on the computer in front of you, and enter your ID number, student number, and name correctly. , when the system announces 'start answering questions', immediately click the 'start test' button, and complete the test within the specified time, this test will only select five candidates with the highest scores, please answer the questions carefully."
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