Laughing astray

Chapter 11 Please Take A Leave For Me

The old class was surprised when he saw Cong Xiao come here today. When Yan Zihan went out in the morning, he asked him several times if he wanted to be with him. Cong Xiao realized that he was very stubborn, and he didn’t agree no matter what, and waited for Yan Zihan to drive away. , Only to find that I don't even know where the bus stop is.

I ran around the neighborhood where Yan Zihan lived two or three times before looking at it, so I arrived at school half an hour late.

But Lao Ban is very happy to see him. Lao Ban is a very old middle-aged woman with half-long hair. Lao Ban is because her surname is Ban, and her full name is Ban Yun. This surname also went through the dictionary specifically.

Watching him come in from the back door of the classroom, Ban Yun's eyes lit up.

"Cong Xiaoyi, come to my office after class."

Before his butt was hot, Wang Bin at the front desk threw a small note behind him.

- You're done, old class just made a fuss.

Cong Xiaoyi kicked his seat from behind, and said softly: She can't get angry in my face.

As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly felt that his skin was as thick as Yan Zihan's, and the two skins were living together.

When did you practice it?

I didn't procrastinate in the old self-study class in the morning. I just stretched out my finger and ticked Cong Xiao when the get out of class was over.

Cong Xiaoyi followed Lao Ban, Lao Ban was not very tall, standing beside Cong Xiaoyi looked like a penguin, he had to slow down a bit, it seems that too long legs are not good.

"Smile, this is the last semester, it's been a few months, you can't be so lazy all the time." Old Ban turned his head and said earnestly.

Cong Xiaoyi actually guessed it. Like all class teachers, earnestness is synonymous with every teacher.He shook his head casually twice, "I see, I will try my best to come to class on time."

The old class pushed open the door of the office, and the head teacher of another class, surnamed Yang, sat inside.

This school is not much different from other schools, from the top class to the ordinary class to the last poor class, neatly numbered.Teacher Yang was in the top class. Seeing the two of them walk in, there was a bit of contempt in his eyes.

Teacher Yang's original name was Yang Pansheng. When he didn't see anyone before, he always thought he was a man. When he saw someone later, what does it mean to be a man by appearance... No... You can't judge blindly by the name. Cong Xiaoyi is called Cong Xiaoyi understood.

Probably the same name as her, Yang Pansheng thinks he is leading the best top class, and his walking posture will be different. Every time he sees Cong Xiaoyi and the others, he exudes obsession and arrogance from the inside out.

That's right, the old class leads the worst class, the dawdling class.

The old class didn't even look at Yang Pansheng when he came in. He sat on his seat and looked at Cong Xiaoyi: "Xiaoyi, I know I'm telling you this, but you won't listen to me. The teacher doesn't just want you to come to class on time. You know, you don't have much time, you need to think about your future path."

After hearing what the old class said, Cong Xiaoyi wanted to laugh a little, but he didn't have much time.

He grinned and smiled at Lao Ban: "I see, I will think about it."

Before Lao Ban could speak, Yang Pansheng on the side snorted lightly from his nose.

Cong Xiao squinted and looked over. Yang Pansheng was correcting homework, but his ears were pricked up at some point.

There was a knock on the door, and then a person came in, looking at Cong Xiaoyi who was in the office and was a little surprised.He expressed it with his eyes.

Before Cong Xiaoyi could speak, the old class on the side spoke first, "Ms. Yan is here?"

Yan Zihan said hello and sat down at the desk, hey, he actually shared the same office as Lao Ban.

The old class went on earnestly. "You're not young anymore, you can't just hang around all the time. Is there anything you are more interested in? The teacher can recommend a few better colleges for you. Let's see if you can pass the exam?"

The things I love?

eat?

Cong Xiaoyi was amused by himself, shook his head and said, "I'll think about it myself, thank you teacher."

He glanced at Yan Zihan next to him, and winked at him quietly, but Lao Ban didn't see it, and nodded.

"Mr. Yan, next month is our school celebration, do you want to participate?" Yang Pansheng who was on the side suddenly asked, and the old class suddenly clapped his hands, "By the way, smile, do you know how to play the piano?"

Cong Xiaoyi's back felt a little chilly, he could think of what Lao Ban was going to say next.

"Xiaoyi, do you want to participate?"

really.

Sighing silently in his heart, Cong Xiao shook his head, he didn't like having others around him, he just wanted to stay in the place where he was supposed to stay quietly.

"This is your last high school life, don't regret it, go back and think about it, our class doesn't have any outstanding grades, maybe you can make us a fortune this time." The old class looked at Yan Zihan " By the way, does Teacher Yan teach piano? Then he can guide us to laugh."

Just as Yan Zihan was about to speak, Yang Pansheng said, "Teacher Yan? When do you have time? Can you teach Liu Meiting the piano in our class? She will be attending the school celebration next month. She is usually too busy studying, so I don't think there are many. Time to practice the piano."

Cong Xiao thought that hundreds of mud horses were about to run out, and Yang Pansheng's mouth had been merciless since the beginning, and he didn't know if his eyes had grown to the top of his head so that no one could see him.

Fuck you.

"elder brother!"

Cong Xiaojue's cry was earth-shattering, he could clearly see Yang Pansheng trembling from fright.

"Ok?"

Yan Zihan leaned on the back of the chair and spoke lazily.

"I'm going home to practice the piano tonight, just the one you played, we will practice when you have time later."

Cong Xiaoyi kept staring at Yang Pansheng when he was talking, and he didn't know why he suddenly became angry, did he see Yang Pansheng's contemptuous eyes?Or heard that Yang Pansheng asked Yan Zihan to teach Liu Meiting the piano?

In short, I feel uncomfortable, just uncomfortable.

What is your Meiting?

Cong Xiaoyi didn't care about what he said last night that he didn't want to expose the relationship at school, so he recruited himself first within a long time.

Old Ban was quite surprised, his mouth was bigger than Yang Pansheng, "Smile, you two...?"

"By the way, I forgot to introduce myself." Yan Zihan said with a smile, "He is my younger brother."

"Oh!" the old class exclaimed, "Mr. Yan, are you laughing brother?"

Yan Zihan smiled and didn't answer. The old class looked Cong Xiao up and down for a while, and wanted to ask something, but he didn't ask in the end.

The school bell rang outside.

"Go back to class, remember what you promised the teacher, and attend class on time."

Cong Xiaoyi bent down at the old class, put a wink on Yan Zihan and went out.

"This kid." The boss scolded with a smile.

As soon as he left the office door, Cong Xiaoyi wanted to take out his brain to see how he looked.

Is this more than impulsive?Simply no brains.

He just wants to finish his high school life peacefully.

The phone vibrated in his pants pocket, making his thighs itch.He took out his phone and looked at it. It was Liu Li.

-4 o'clock, old place.Do you remember what you promised me?

Cong Xiaoyi closed his eyes, he thought Liu Li was a kind of bastard, but he didn't expect him to be such a dedicated bastard.

I promised to go to class on time.

I'm sorry, old class, life matters.

Cong Xiao stuffed the phone back into his pocket, took it out after thinking about it, sent a text message and changed the mute.Then stand on tiptoe and dance in the ballet position, rubbing towards the classroom little by little.

The computer screen in the monitoring room must be cracked...

This class was originally a physical education class, so I didn't need to turn my head to know that the math teacher would report it. Sure enough, the old bear's voice came before the door of the classroom.

"You guys are hopeless! It's gone! Thanks to my hard work, I'm going to give you this lesson! It's so irritating! Take a look... That Liu Tianjun, you can't even count?!"

As soon as Cong Xiao entered through the back door, Old Xiong looked over as soon as he raised his head, "Look and see! The big star of our class is back! He is late and serious, take a look... I have a very awesome face Cong Xiaoyi!"

The excited old bear danced on the podium, looking as if they couldn't be described in words.

"The class teacher is looking for me."

Cong Xiaoyi lightly bowed to the old bear, and ran to his seat.

"Look and see...You guys are like this! What can you mix up in the future?! It's hopeless."

Looking at the hopeless students in the audience, Old Xiong was still spitting and scolding so earnestly that he couldn't stop.

The old bear roared excitedly on the top, Cong Xiaoyi had already lay down on the seat and fell asleep, and Wang Bin in front leaned back. "Smile... laugh..."

Cong Xiao raised his hand, and Wang Bin continued. "What did you and Liu Li say that day?"

Before Cong Xiaoyi could answer, he heard the old bear roar. "Look and see! That Wang Bin, stand up! Are you afraid that others won't hear what you said by pressing the loudspeaker in your mouth?!"

Ma Xuanyu, who was sitting slightly in front, looked back with a suppressed smile, and then heard Wang Bin say. "Look... I'm sorry, teacher."

The whole class roared with laughter, and the old bear had a characteristic of saying "look" in the ten sentences.Wang Binyi looked quite good at school, and the old bear slapped the desk with his nose blowing his nose and staring. "Look and see! You all..."

I couldn't hear the words behind, and the whole class was in a mess.Cong Xiaoyi was so noisy that he couldn’t sleep. If you want to dawdle, you just eat, sleep, and play Doudou. If you don’t have Doudou, you just play games. Now the first thing to do has been crowded by the enthusiasm of the whole class. I don’t know how to run where it goes.

Old Xiong was so embarrassed on the podium that he didn't know what to say. In his eyes, this group of students was beyond his comprehension.

Cong Xiao frowned.It's annoying, it's nothing funny at all, but almost everyone's laughter can't be described as a negative score. They all seem to laugh out of their lungs. Everyone exhausted their strength, and some even laughed so much that they slapped the table , Cong Xiaoyi was a little worried for them, don't laugh and squeeze the shit out.

He casually picked up the schoolbag hanging on the seat, and threw it forward with all his strength.Without a target, he just threw it casually, and it hit someone's desk with a bang, and then a female voice sounded. "Who the hell is that?"

The eyes of the whole class followed.

Cong Xiao lifted up and hooked his fingers at the girl. "bring here."

The girl was stunned for a moment, but then picked up his schoolbag and threw it in his direction, "Are you sick?"

The schoolbag hit Wang Bin's desk, and Cong Xiao stood up.

Wang Bin came over and gave him a hand. "Brother Xiao, what are you doing?"

Cong Xiaoyi ignored him, pulled out his arm and walked in front of the girl, pointing to the schoolbag on Wang Bin's desk. "Apologize."

The girl is also stubborn. "Poor what?"

Cong Xiao raised his eyebrows, "Poor, you moved my things."

"Xiaoyi." Ma Xuanyu's voice sounded from behind, and Cong Xiaoyi waved his hand without looking back.

"Hurry up!" Cong Xiaoyi urged impatiently.

The girl was also frightened by Cong Xiaoyi's appearance, but she couldn't bear to lose face, "No, you threw it here first."

Cong Xiao raised his leg and stepped on the girl's desk.I didn't forget to boast in my heart, is this what the average person's leg length can do?

"I can move my things, and my bag can go wherever I want, but did I let you touch it?"

The girl's eyes were about to turn red, and she apologized tremblingly and inarticulately.

Cong Xiaoyi didn't care about it, walked over to the seat, walked up to Wang Bin, suddenly turned around and pointed at Old Xiong, and said to Wang Bin in a good tone: "I'm sorry."

Wang Bin was stunned for a moment, then he came back to his senses and bowed to the old bear, "Teacher, I'm not sensible, I'm sorry."

The old bear didn't expect this to happen, and the anger he had just raised was frightened away, so he waved his hand to let him sit down.

As soon as Cong Xiao returned to his seat, he lay down and went back to sleep.

The class was quiet until the end of get out of class.

Cong Xiaoyi thinks that he is not a good person. He has lived for a long time, but he still has some moral awareness. He didn't want to help the old bear, but just watched the old bear make the face of the whole class turn red , suddenly made him think of Lao Ban, Lao Ban's earnestness.

There are still many good people in this world, right?Lao Ban just did what he should do with his heart, and Lao Xiong also started from good intentions.

Cong Xiaoyi only woke up when he was having lunch, and his neck kept in one position when he was sleeping, with stiffness and soreness, giving him the illusion that if he twisted his neck hard, his head would probably fall off.

It was already numb from the neck to the shoulders, Cong Xiaoyi slowly straightened his neck little by little.

Ma Xuanyu came over and sat on Wang Bin's table. "Are you awake? Going to eat?"

Wang Bin jumped up first. "Hurry up! I'll be waiting for you, I dare not call you when you sleep."

"Canteen?" Cong Xiaoyi stretched his waist and asked for a meal card from his bag, but he couldn't find it after searching inside and out.

"Let's go, brush mine." Ma Xuanyu followed behind Wang Bin, beckoning to him, "If you go late, you should be out of meat."

Cong Xiao stood up, "I didn't have much meat in the first place."

The three of them walked to the cafeteria in a row, and watched the long queue from a distance.

"Smile one."

Yan Zihan's voice came from behind, and the three of them turned their heads in unison.

Yan Zihan took a few steps forward. "Follow me, it will take a long time here."

Ma Xuanyu looked at Yan Zihan, and asked suspiciously: "You are?..."

"Smile brother." Wang Bin interjected.

Cong Xiaoyi put his arms around the two of them. "Music teacher, it's a little polite to meet you."

The two looked at each other, and bowed 90 degrees to Yan Zihan. "Hello, Teacher Yan."

On the one hand, Yan Zihan was about to burst into laughter.

The three of them followed Yan Zihan to the teacher's cafeteria.

"Damn it? So much food? Our cafeteria has three vegetables and one meat, and the teacher's cafeteria has one vegetable and three meats... Fuck, there are also big ribs." Wang Bin jumped up and down excitedly.

Ma Xuanyu gave him a tug, and many teachers in the cafeteria looked over. Wang Bin's loud voice echoed quite loudly in the cafeteria.

"It's my first time here too, so you can take whatever you want to eat."

Yan Zihan took out his meal card and stuffed it in Cong Xiao's hand, "I'll find a seat."

After Yan Zihan walked away, Ma Xuanyu asked, "Smile, what's going on? When did you suddenly have an older brother?"

Cong Xiao pulled him over and walked towards the window where the vegetables were made. "Let's go back and talk about it."

There are three meats, including big ribs, braised pork trotters, and a cauliflower stir-fry.

Cong Xiao took two copies of pig's trotters with the card, and handed the card to Ma Xuanyu. "You can order the rest, I'll go find him first."

There was an aunt ordering vegetables at the window, and she looked at them strangely. "Aren't you teachers?"

"Auntie, let's cook for our head teacher." Wang Binxian said.

Cong Xiaoyi ignored them and found Yan Zihan with two big trotters.

Yan Zihan saw him coming and waved at him.

Putting the trotters on the table, Cong Xiao said. "Can you do what's in the text message?"

Yan Zihan looked at the pig's trotter in front of him, then at Cong Xiaoyi. "You have to have your class teacher's signature to ask for leave?"

"That's why I asked you to speak for me." Xiaoyi sat down in front of Yan Zihan, frowning and said. "If it was before, I would have gone over the wall a long time ago. Isn't this a promise that Ban Yun will attend class on time?"

Yan Zihan was quite surprised, "Are you still so obedient?"

Cong Xiaoyi was a little anxious. "Tell me if it's okay, or if it's not, I'll climb over the wall."

"Got it, I'll go talk to your homeroom teacher in the afternoon." Yan Zihan took out his phone and checked it. "But, you have to tell me, where are you going this afternoon?"

"Meet someone." Just as they were talking, Ma Xuanyu and the others walked over.

"Wang Binfei clamored to eat big ribs." Ma Xuanyu put the things on the table.

Turning his head, he looked at the big bones piled up on Wang Bin's plate as high as a mountain.

"A starving ghost." Cong Xiao scolded with a smile.

The author has something to say: I was going to write it during the day, but I just fell asleep and had a nightmare.