Lalang

Chapter 43



Chapter 43

Shen Zhuoyan successfully persecuted Zhuo Yiqing and continued to persecute others.

Super talk is crazy.

The series of operations of the main top stream is really indescribable.

The "cold male god" set up a big overturn.

Obviously, it's not that he hasn't participated in variety shows before. At best, it's "introverted and slow" and "cool". At worst, it's a wooden beauty with a long reflex arc.

As a result, today, the wooden beauty has become refined, and the degree of eye-catching is outrageous.

He smiled the whole time, the kind from the bottom of his heart, he was obviously expressionless when he was teased by comedian hosts in the past, but now even if the host is not funny, he can still make him smile very brightly.

We all know that people look at the person they like when they smile.

Shen Juyan: Stare happily.

The game was divided into groups, standing guard beside Cheng Yun like a bodyguard throughout the game, watching gently.

Can not be assigned to a group, lost stare.Yin Yihao howled, "Brother Cheng, I got drawn into the same group as you." Death stared at him, then turned back and continued to stare lonely.

Cheng Yun is in the game.

Shen Zhuoyan admired the whole process with her sideways face, her neck twisted like a watchman's stone.

Don't look at the camera the whole time! ! !

Cheng Yun won the game, and everyone suddenly discovered that at some point, Shen Juyan, an enemy team member, smoothly blended into the winning formation, and stood between Cheng Yun and Yin Yihao like a goalkeeper.Try to stop the hugs and celebrations among teammates, the teammates can't even pull him away!

Yin Yihao took a step forward, he took a step forward, Yin Yihao took a step back, he took a step back.

In the end, Yin Yihao had no choice but to politely hug him, the enemy!

Simply insane!

So bold, so outrageous, how can there be any intention of avoiding suspicion?If you love someone, you can't hide your eyes!

Is this still a business?Isn't this the legendary "just because it's not a business, so I don't even want to block the cabinet door"?Hot knowledge: Top streamers don’t need a stand-alone machine to sell rot!Showing so frantically is not because you are afraid that others will not know that you are jealous!

Cheng Yun: "..."

Although, the silly child of my own family has already decided that no matter what happens in society today, he will pamper him regardless.

But if this continues, today's live broadcast will really become a classic chant of Chaohua! ! !

You also pay attention to the impact!

Cheng Yun had no choice but to look at the ceiling tactically, pretending to be stupid and not answering the questions tactically, until the camera cut away, and secretly took a picture of Shen Juyan's paw.

You restrain yourself!

However, Mr. Cheng's hidden behavior of pulling the dog's chain was successfully captured by the screen from a tricky angle.

Not only captured Teacher Cheng's small movements, but also captured the small grievance of Shen Juyan's slumped face and puffed cheeks on the spot.

Help, is it alright for the cold, paralyzed male god to suddenly bulge his cheeks and act cute?

Unheard of, never seen before!Never before in history.

Ten thousand years of wood swaying with the wind and blooming? ? ?

Chatting in Chaohua, CP fans have already begun to stop their old mother from worrying.

"Zai Zai, treasure, don't do this!!! Listen to Teacher Cheng and restrain yourself. The expression in your eyes is too slippery... Help!!!"

Although I got knocked, how can idol expression management leak like this, and all the mood swings are so obvious on the face? ? ?

The point is that Shen Juyan wasn't like this before?He used to manage his facial expressions very well, and basically no matter how funny things are, he would be expressionless and not smiling!

After being clawed by Teacher Cheng, did Shen Juyan restrain himself?

Maybe he thought he was restrained.

Actually not!

The cat is depressed and has drooping ears.Hugging a big dog, sitting obediently by the side of the stage, pitiful and helpless.

Still the mood change is so obvious!

However, before the fans all expressed their "distressed heart", Cheng Yun sighed, walked over and secretly poked and touched his back.

= _ =

Ah.

A dog who will be wronged has a wife to coax.

Teacher Cheng also gave up resisting, is that okay?Just pet him!

……

After being coaxed, Shen Zhuoyan decisively changed her strategy, and began to use her own strength to attract Teacher Cheng's attention.

So the fans saw that the horror box that he was afraid of before, now he just reached out and grabbed it.He didn't like shiatsu boards before, but now he just steps on them with his eyes closed.

Cotton sledgehammer challenged, and he bravely rushed forward to protect Cheng Yun.

He is not good at the IQ game, but at this moment, the live mini game has finally entered the singing and dancing segment that he is good at!

Shen Zhuoyan's singing and dancing skills have always been nothing to say, and the scene is also stable.The show was brilliant, nothing else was wrong.

The only problem-but any individual, even a fool, can definitely see through the screen that this silly child is opening the giant peacock, and it is crazy! ! !

Just like the night of Charity Night, 150% sparkle!

Happiness can't be hidden, even a bit embarrassing.The whole person reveals a kind of sweetness overflowing the screen, and I am amazing, I am handsome, look at me, I will praise my cute state!

"..."

Is this really unwilling to cover even a transparent glass cabinet door?

Is it that love?Is it that brave?

And this is not over yet, Shen Zhuoyan is also crazy about the small game of climbing up and down, flying eaves and walls.

After all, he was born in dance practice. He is as light as a swallow and has strong core strength. Others climbed for a long time on the three-to-four-meter air cushion wall. He stepped on it twice and climbed to the top, jumping up and down in the middle. , he jumped directly in a lot of vertical places!

The whole process is like flying.

This time, Cheng Yun was drawn to be in the same group as him, and waited for him at the finish line with his arms in his arms.

The small steps at the end are less than one meter from the ground.

I saw Shen Juyan squatting down!

Stretch out your long legs, test, test.

He actually!Pretend to be afraid that you won't be able to get down, and you have to trick Teacher Cheng into hugging you to get down! !

"........."

"No, what are these two people doing ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh—"

"Who's writhing like a maggot on the bed? Oh, it's me."

"Where is the law of heaven? Where is the king's law? Where is the official announcement?"

"Did Zai Zai mistakenly think that there is a special lover's enchantment around the two of them, he can show it unscrupulously, and there is an air wall that others can't see????"

……

No.

Shen Juyan didn't think so.

He seriously thought that he had already restrained himself very much.

Why is it not considered restraint?He just secretly wore inconspicuous couple outfits with his sweetheart. It was just that there were some normal interactions in the game, and he secretly gritted his teeth a little bit when he was jealous.

He didn't even enter the venue in the same car as him!

Isn't that restrained enough?

I feel that the interaction is not as much as he and Yin Yihao.

At the same time, in Chaohua, the comparison summary of the quick-handed sisters has been written:

Shen Zhuoyan, who is in the same frame as others: a smile that doesn't cover the skin, a business that doesn't reach the bottom of the eye.

Shen Zhuoyan, who is in the same frame as Cheng Yun: Shining and happy.

Shen Zhuoyan who is in the same frame as others: Shen Zhuoyan with a paralyzed face.

Shen Zhuoyan who is in the same frame as Cheng Yun: Pipiyan.

Shen Juyan who is in the same frame as others: Don't beat me to Shen Juyan.

Shen Zhuoyan, who is in the same frame as Cheng Yun: All kinds of secret stickers.

Shen Zhuoyan who is in the same frame as others: Gao Leng.

Shen Zhuoyan, who is in the same frame as Cheng Yun: Crazy screen.

Of course, Teacher Cheng is not much better!

It can be fully seen that Teacher Cheng has given up resistance from the moment he put down the dog and went to pick up Shen Zhuoyan on the platform less than 1m away! ! !

Make trouble, make trouble with you.

What about at home?Pet it!

Isn't this the same as an official announcement?

At this time, another sister came to share: "Cheng Yun's word Yun has two pronunciations. Reading (wēn) means red, red and yellow, or a bag for bows and arrows, and reading (yùn) means collecting and storing .”

"To sum up, Tibet, understand???"

"..."

Got it, got it, got it, help!Too many coincidences and it's not a coincidence.The barrage has already begun to discuss when to set up wine and when to get a certificate. How many adopted babies have their father's and mother's surnames.

At the same time, the physical link of the live game is over, and the final interactive link is entered.

The first game, "You Gesture and I Guess".

Host: "Our first topic is food. You can only gesture, but not talk?"

Cheng Yun is in charge of gestures.

He actually gestured normally at first.Not only dancing and walking with crabs, but also gesturing at the same-handed-same-footed crab behavior that I have been on the hot search for. I never expected that Shen Zhuoyan's panda walking with the same hands and feet is even more famous.

"Ah, I see, it's Shen Juyan!"

"No, no, it's a panda!"

"..."

Host: "It's food! Food! Can Shen Juyan and pandas eat?"

Cheng Yun: "..."

Reluctantly, looking at Yanyan, the villain walked two steps with one hand on the other.

Shen Zhuoyan: "Crab!"

The crowd: "?????" What the hell, does this even have anything to do with crabs?

Shen Zhuoyan: Because...finger dance!That was a finger dance he recorded for Cheng Yun a long time ago. At that time, crab shells were placed in the camera.

For the second word, Cheng Yun made a gesture of picking garlic.

Shen Zhuoyan: "Mangosteen!!!"

Audience: "???????" Why mangosteen instead of garlic?

Shen Juyan: Because, he peeled it for me to eat before!

For the third word, Cheng Yun made a pawing motion.

"West Lake Fish With Vinegar Sauce!"

Audience: "?????????"

Because there were many lanterns hanging in the small building by the lake at that time, Cheng Yun thought it was fun, so he flicked the lights.

Not to mention the dumbfounded guests inside, the audience outside couldn't figure out their brain circuit at all.

Not only cp fans can't crack it, but Wei fans can't crack it either.It can only show a huge face.

Immediately afterwards, the difficult version, idioms.

At the first word, Cheng Yun made a movement of swinging a knife.

Shen Zhuoyan: "Kill the chicken and take the eggs!" "The chicken crows and the dog steals!" "The golden rooster is independent!"

Ding—the chicken and the dog ascended to heaven, that's right.

Someone in the barrage suddenly realized that it was Xinghua Hut's act of killing chickens! ?

Good guy, what a chicken dog ascends to heaven.

Brother chicken——you have ascended to heaven———!

For the second word, Cheng Yun waved his hands in the air.

what is this?

Shen Zhuoyan: Brother Yun can't dance, this is the dance of seaweed seaweed!

"Singing and dancing to raise peace", "Yingge and Yanwu", "dragon and phoenix dance", "dance with joy!"

Ding——you're right.

Fuck but how is this right?

At the third word, Cheng Yun pointed to himself, and then made a gesture of swinging a sword.

Shen Juyan: "The lights are dim!"

The movie Cheng Yun starred in is named after an idiom!Fuck, is he so familiar with his literary and niche films?Damn he loves him so much!

Cheng Yun didn't care about it, let's just let it go, anyway, it's all over, he wants to win this game! ! !

As a result, the fourth idiom popped up on the big screen.

fruitful.

"…………"

The program group is not human! ! !

Not to mention that this is simply a big trap of a blatant live broadcast accident, but even if it is not, how should a normal person use this word?

The camera panned over Zhang Jiayao, and the corners of Zhang Jiayao's mouth twitched.The camera sweeps over Zhu Feng

Yin Yihao, the two of them appeared to be in a state of silently understanding each other.

Cheng Yun: "..."

Cheng Yun: "..."

at this point.

He could only silently point to Shen Zhuoyan, and then to himself with an attitude of awe-inspiring righteousness and fear of death.

Shen Zhuoyan followed his example and pointed at Cheng Yun, then at herself, tilting her head.So, Brother Yun should mean that there are two words in this idiom, one is "you" and the other is "I", um.

"'You love me'?"

There was even a second of complete silence at the scene.

Then, the female star Zhang Jiayao couldn't hold back any longer, and took the lead in screaming: "Ahahahahahahahahahaha..."

CP's road to marriage is not far away because of Yao!

With the head sheep effect, many audience members collapsed from laughter, and even the hand-held lens of the camera was unstable for two seconds.

Do you like me?It's really a dare to gesture and a dare to guess!

This can't be broadcast, this really can't be broadcast.

However, this thing is a live broadcast! ! !

Zhang Jiayao laughed so hard that she lost her mind, so the camera had to cut to the dazed host.The presenter's career is being challenged, and he doesn't understand it.Is there anything ridiculous about being productive?

Shen Juyan: "..."

With "you" and "I", but not your will.

"'You're chasing me'?"

There was another burst of laughter, which made him laugh incomprehensibly.

Not right.

"Then—'You die as I live'?"

"Ahahahahahahahaha!" Zhang Jiayao was already out of breath from laughing, grabbing and beating Yin Yihao desperately.Yin Yihao couldn't hold back for a long time, and sat cross-legged on the spot, covering his face and laughing until he cramped.

It's really life and death!

Your love is life-and-death, and we laugh until we die! ! !

The Chaohua chat area is full of life and death——

"I was in the classroom just now, in the classroom! The whole class thought I was crazy!!!"

"What about me? I died in the library!! I dare not go there!"

"The leader is in a meeting and I'm laughing wildly..."

"Do you think I'm too much? I'm going through a divorce... I laughed so hard that tears came out, and my ex-husband's face was ashen."


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