Lalang

Chapter 26

The looks assigned to the three groups of guests in "Actor's Rivers and Lakes" are actually very particular.

Just like Shen Zhuoyan and Cheng Yun in Group A.

This red and one black ancient costume is not "just like" the demon king Shun Jun and the male protagonist Li Yunlong, but the program group deliberately and secretly posted "One World Yunlong".

Audiences who "understand" will see that Mozun and the hero are living a happy life in the pastoral retreat in the variety show world.

Similarly, Zhang Tufei and Xie Xingchen in Group B, and Zhu Feng and Xu Ziqian in Group C are similar.

The yellow-clothed emperor and the black-clothed general in Group B are the CP looks that the two had a hard time with in the TV series "Huadu Washing Injustice".In Group C, the purple-clothed Miaojiang princess and the white-clothed Central Plains young hero also pay tribute to the pair of beCP who played the roles of the two.

In summary.

The positioning of these 3 pairs of CPs in this variety show is actually "3 pairs of NPCs with clear identities".

In addition to the 3 pairs of big NPCs, the show also has 6 "players"——

Yi Zijin, Qi Lola, Yin Yihao, Zhang Jiayao and the two flying guests are all popular stars.

As a large-scale live-action RPG variety, the plot of "Actor's Rivers and Lakes" has been carefully arranged.The story of the first issue is a background of "the high priest of Miaojiang rebelled, intending to destroy the world with black magic".

Under such a framework, the 6 "players" who travel back from modern times to ancient times must be divided into 3 groups, and interact with NPCs from the Jianghu forces in Group A, NPCs from the court forces in Group B, and orthodox NPCs from Miao and Xinjiang in Group C. , tasks and challenges, etc., and finally subvert the conspiracy of the bad guys and save the world together.

That being said.

However, the three groups of "players" actually have different "victory conditions", so sometimes they will deceive each other in cooperation.

At the same time, they have to face the free play of big NPCs with a high degree of freedom from time to time——

For example, at this moment, under the brightly lit city wall in the film and television city, the "player" Yi Zijin successfully deciphered the clues to the kit, and went straight to the palace according to the instructions.

According to the theory, as long as he tells the secret code to the NPC "Little General Xie" in Group B, he can successfully obtain the exit token and enter the next step of the plot.

however.

NPC General Xie in black: "It's you? The villainous Cangshan old monster! Look at the trick——"

Yi Zijin himself played the role of the villainous boss Cangshan in "Huadu Washing Injustice".

It is the NPC played by Xie Xingchen who is the sworn enemy of General Xie Xiao.

Screenwriter Tang Shasha: "Wow, that's great, I'm so happy!!!"

She was super happy, and frantically tapped her fingertips in the monitoring room: "Chenchen is so good, he completely got the good intentions of our director team!"

After a while, Zhang Jiayao, the female star of "Player", also came to General Xie Xiaojiang with the code of the bag to get the token.

NPC General Xie: "See the saint!"

Yi Zijin: "..."

They are both players, but because he and the NPC are old enemies in the play, while Zhang Jiayao and the NPC are the protector and saint of the demon sect in the play, they are treated differently!

……

In the end, Yi Zijin was forced to go to the market, exchanged for a mask to wear on his face, and managed to get the exit token from the npc General Xie Xiao.

Dash all the way to the next stop, Mozun Castle, trying to catch up with the opponent Zhang Jiayao.

In the end, he succeeded in catching up—the demon king's castle was completely empty.Zhang Jiayao was locked, and had already searched for Mo Zun for 20 minutes.

What about Mozun?

Why is there no shadow of the Demon Lord in the castle at all, it should be here according to the clue?

The two searched together again, but still couldn't find anything.

RPG game "players" both get stuck because they can't find the key NPC, and they don't know what to do like blind flies.It's just a variety show, should it be so difficult? !

Zhang Jiayao: "Our clues are so clear, how could there be no one? Ah, I see, tell me, could the Demon Lord have gone to the male lead's house?"

"???"

Yi Zijin had never watched "One World Yunlong", so she had no idea what she was talking about.

Zhang Jiayao: "Oh, you don't understand, the devil is probably sleeping at the host's house tonight!!! Let's go, let's go to the host's house to catch... cough cough cough no I didn't say anything Cut off this part, this part must not be broadcast!"

Yi Zijin: "?????"

But he saw that Zhang Jiayao was so determined, so he had to run with Zhang Jiayao for another ten minutes, all the way to the male protagonist's house on the other side of the film and television city.

The male lead's house was also empty.

Zhang Jiayao frowned: "It shouldn't be..."

Outside the city, monitoring station.

Director Fang Zheping silently watched the moon and stars in the Xinghua hut, Mozun and the male protagonist had finished "The Farm Life of Killing Chickens" for a day, and had already changed into nightgowns at the hotel, yawning and getting ready to sleep leisurely.

On the other side of the film and television city, Yi Zijin and Zhang Jiayao were still in the empty male lead's house, searching for clues in various ways, trying to find a pair of NPCs that would never appear.

What's even more amusing is that soon, another group of flying guests also arrived.

The 3 teams of "players" looked at each other.

In the middle of the night, crows flew over the film and television city.

Screenwriter Tang Shasha: "Hahahahahaha..."

In fact, according to her exquisite arrangement, this level can get clues from any group of NPCs in ABC.

As long as the "player" was in the palace before, if he could say a few more words to the emperor, or find Princess Miaojiang from other bold and bold clues, he can bypass this Demon Lord who happened to be not at home and continue the game plot.

Unfortunately, all three groups of players failed to diverge their thinking.

They all gathered here to catch the demon king line, and squatted in the male lead's house in the middle of the night, and got stuck in a sad pass! ! !

Fang Zheping: "..."

Tang Shasha: "..."

What they originally wanted to create in this variety show was a "little rivers and lakes" with ultimate linkage and super high degree of freedom.

In such a small arena.The demon king Shun Jun and the male protagonist Li Yunlong live a happy life of retiring to the countryside, killing chickens and eating chickens every day, too lazy to ask about the world, too lazy to go back to the castle.

Think about it carefully, is there something wrong with this logic?Seems like... nothing wrong with it at all.

Originally, people would encounter various accidents in the real arena, such as the person they were looking for was not at home.

There's nothing wrong with that!

……

Early the next morning.

Cheng Yun really suspected that the sweet-scented osmanthus wine in the yard yesterday afternoon...was actually very strong?

Otherwise, he wouldn't have been dizzy for the whole afternoon and night, and was clearly arranged by Shen Zhuoyan.We killed chickens, ate chickens, made matcha together, and then went to bed with a big heart.

Cheng Yun, who woke up the next day, felt something was wrong!

Just, don't say anything else.

Anyway, this variety show gave him a lot of appearance fees.As a result, more than half of the two-day and one-night recording has passed in the blink of an eye, and the program team placed them in a small homestay in the wilderness from beginning to end. There were no requirements, no tasks, and even none of the other guests met. , is this reasonable?

Totally unreasonable.

However, he changed his mind and thought again.

Just because the program spent a lot of money to invite them to come, if they failed to meet the requirements of the program group, why would it not be a day and a night, and the program group would leave them alone?

Although, the mobile phone was confiscated, and there was no way to contact the outside world.

But isn't there such a large number of cameras?Which of the current remote cameras has no voice function?No matter how bad it is, it's okay to send a staff member over and explain their tasks.

Although this is quite far from the urban area by visual inspection, 40-60 kilometers away, but it takes less than an hour to drive, so it shouldn't be a problem to ask someone to arrange for them?

However, no one came.

and many more.

Could it be that he misunderstood it from the beginning to the end.

Could it be that the so-called live-action RPG game variety show is not the kind of game variety show he understands, where players are grouped, do tasks, and pass levels, but a "real person observation" program? ? ?That's why the program team told them that they don't need to prepare anything?

This kind of observation variety show is not popular in China, but Cheng Yun vaguely remembers that in Japan or somewhere, this kind of variety show was once watched by many people.

……

Cheng Yun admired herself.

He clearly realized that everything was not right, yet he could still find various reasons to convince himself to continue to spend the whole process with Shen Zhuoyan in Xinghua Hut. He ate chicken on the first day, and continued to eat on the second day. After eating the chicken, I successfully achieved one chicken and nine meals when I was free, chatting, basking in the sun, tasting matcha, and successfully finished the recording before dinner the next day, and was picked up by the program team. Two days and one night of "slow life"! ! !

Cheng Yun left the airport in a hurry because she had a magazine to shoot the next afternoon.

While waiting for the plane, I received a call from Yin Yihao: "Brother Cheng, where is your Demon Lord hiding? Why did I run for two full days yesterday and today, but didn't meet you?"

Cheng Yun: "Huh?"

The two talked with each other for a while.

It was Yin Yihao who realized what was wrong first: "No, Brother Cheng, don't tell me that you actually...didn't you see the mission card throughout the whole process? It's in the pocket of your costume. Whenever you take out your pocket, you don't." ?"

"But didn't you tell me before that you have watched all these shows and made strategies? Clothes are also mission props, shouldn't you check them out?"

He had already said this. Normally, Brother Cheng, whose IQ was far higher than his, should have suddenly realized.

As a result, the other party was still obsessed with his obsession and continued to talk to him.

In the end, Yin Yihao had no choice but to silently send Cheng Yun a short closing video of the first episode, which he recorded with 6 NPCs as one of the 4 players after today's recording ended.

Cheng Yun: "..."

Cheng Yun: "..."

Cheng Yun: "..."

Daigo empowerment.

And immediately blacked out.

Where is his brain?Where is his brain? ?What about his brain? ? ?

The short two days of life passed by like a revolving lantern, over and over again.What kind of secluded apricot blossom cottage does he live in?That's obviously the home of Crazy Dave!

Otherwise, how could his brain be eaten by the zombies that climbed in as soon as he entered that hut?

Facts have proved that "Actor's Rivers and Lakes" is indeed as he imagined, a real-life RPG game comprehensive of grouping, breaking through levels, and doing tasks!

Others are indeed doing tasks!

It's just that he and Yan Yan went astray! ! !

He deviated to the North Pole, and obviously realized that it was absurd, and finally carried out the deviation to the end!

Although, if I had to say it, it was Shen Zhuoyan who made tea, made the bed, made wine, and killed chickens at the beginning, which led him astray.

But looking back at this moment, his IQ...isn't that high!

It really shouldn't be like this!

Cheng Yun called director Fang Zheping, feeling like a large sand sculpture.

"Director Fang, we... didn't do it on purpose!"

Fang Zheping: "Understood."

"Director Fang, we really didn't see the mission card."

Fang Zheping: "Yes, I know."

"You know that we are off track, and you don't... turn on the audio, or find someone to remind you?"

Fang Zheping: "Oh, yes."

"Actually, we can inform you."

Then why no notification?You people, say, did you do it on purpose!Did you hide in the surveillance room hahaha?

……

……

Cheng Yun learned from the painful experience.

I can only comfort myself, although they have been inexplicably deviated from the live-action RPG game and turned into a pastoral cooking show, but at least both he and Yanyan are upright!

It's not bad, but it's seriously performing "a conscientious pastoral life"——

Explain in detail to the camera how to kill chickens, remove chicken feathers with hot water, how to cook soup, how to marinate, and what ratio of sweet and sour is the best cold seasoning! ! !

I tried my best to care about the effect of the program, although the direction of the care was not right.

=w=. . . .

And their pastoral dramas also have hot spots, such as the part where the chicken is killed, if the bloody part of that part can be broadcast.

Taking a step back, it really can't be broadcast, and the interaction is at least a little sweet.

=w=. . . . X2

Of course, Cheng Yun himself has no intention of selling rot, and he doesn't want to use Yanyan's popularity to force CP.But who made the director team of this drama not to give a reminder abruptly, causing the two of them to spend two full days and one night together alone in the pastoral drama?

Although both of them showed the utmost politeness and restraint, it shouldn't be called business.

But there are still a few "sugars", for example, when he changed into Mozun's clothes, Yan Yan immediately and carefully helped him block the camera in that room.For example, when he said he didn't dare to kill a chicken, Yan Yan killed it for him.

We played together all day the next day, interacting with each other, digging wild vegetables together, and watching apricot blossoms together.

……

A week later, the first episode of the variety show aired.

The variety show has rich plots, compact plots, one link after another, lots of laughs, and the guests are popular. Of course, it was a big hit without any surprise.

"Ah - the setting of this variety show is really fun. And this show group is so good!"

"Yes, it's really good. The hard-working little princess of Miaojiang and the young hero in white who lied to me so many tears back then, my be's CP actually fell in the show. Thank you to the show crew!"

"The setting of the scene is so real, I like it very much."

"This is convincing, and the funds are burning."

"I really like Yin Yihao's punk style, so handsome!"

"I'm a fan, I'm a fan, I didn't know Zhang Jiayao was so smart!!"

Cheng Yun: "..."

The massive amount of comments, the content of the comments and his participation, looked completely different.He gave himself a lot of psychological construction before he clicked into the show.

After watching the program, I understood more thoroughly what I and Yan Yan missed in those two days and one night!How outrageous it is!

Moreover, I finally understood why the director team knew that they were going astray but never asked them to remind them.

Because he and Yan Yan, as the bugs of this show, suddenly elevated the originally funny variety show to a new level that was unattainable! ! !

In the film and television city here, other npcs take their positions and chat with the players.

In Xinghua Courtyard over there, the male protagonist Mozun is not in a state, and he is making tea leisurely.

In the film and television city here, "player" Yin Yihao was crazily ridiculed by his opponent Qi Lola because he couldn't find any obvious clues.

Over there in the Xinghua Courtyard, neither the Mozun nor the hero could find any obvious clues, and both unconsciously discussed what to have for dinner.

In the film and television city here, as the plot progresses, other npcs have already started filming short dramas for the audience to watch.

I saw Zhu Feng, the princess of Miaojiang, throwing the knife over his head, and the blood spattered on the spot.A pair of beautiful eyes are full of cold light.

In Xinghua Courtyard over there, Shen Zhuoyan was also stabbed over the head, the same blood was splashed on the spot, and the same pair of beautiful eyes were full of cold light.

The variety show was full of screens, and there was a series of crazy "ahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha".

Then, facing the hard-pressed "players" who were lonely and helpless in the cold wind looking for the demon king for thousands of miles, they continued to "ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha" facing the hard-pressed "players" who had collapsed faces.

Sure enough, the core of comedy is tragedy.The happiness of the unscrupulous audience is entirely based on the no longer state of some guests, and the dove of some guests.

What's even more ridiculous is that Mozun and the hero not only dove over the "player", but also dove over other NPCs.

The emperor played by Zhang Tufei also has his own NPC plot.Ordinarily, at a certain point in the daytime the next day, he was going to meet with the Mozun to fight against the bad guys, but the Mozun couldn't come, but the plot had to be staged, and the program team had no choice but to send a staff member to deliver props.

The emperor narrowed his eyes: "Then why didn't the Demon Lord come by himself and look down on me?"

Staff: "Ah..."

The emperor's eyes were gloomy: "It seems that the power of the Jianghu Demon Cult has grown, and now they don't accept my control. It's good."

Staff: "Ah, this..."

The emperor gradually became sad and angry: "Forget it. I can row this boat of friendship by myself!"

At this point in the variety show, the barrage is half "hahahahahahaha" and half "knock it, kowtow".

Cheng Yun didn't understand what they were getting into at first, until he went to the comment area to read the popular science.It turns out that the emperor and General Xie in Group B are also a pair of CPs in the play. Of course, according to the play, they are of course just a pair of "friends".

However, now the emperor said in front of General Xie that he can row the boat of friendship by himself, and General Xie didn't change his expression and didn't mind at all.

Doesn't this prove that the emperor is only friends with others, but with General Xie!Book!No!yes!

Really, as long as you are willing to knock hard.

Just a few words and minutiae in life, anyone who cares can find candy!

They filmed this variety show for two days and one night.According to the amount cut out of the first issue, it is estimated that at least four episodes can be reduced in two days and one night, which is enough to broadcast for two weeks.

And in the second episode of the first episode, he and Shen Zhuoyan served as an outrageous control group for all the other guests, and there were really no shortage of shots.

Cheng Yun felt that his interaction with Yan Yan was pretty good.

Especially Yan Yan, he has participated in many variety shows this year, and after a lot of training, his camera sense and reaction ability have improved a lot.

It's not the socially-phobic cat who couldn't get anything to him in private a year ago.It's not like when I first participated in "Around the World in 30 Days", I barely managed to steal the spotlight, but was nervous throughout the whole process.

I feel that after watching the whole variety show, Shen Zhuoyan's shots are smooth and decent, and she performed exceptionally well.

On the contrary, he is a little bit unnatural than usual, a little bit stiff and brainless, but fortunately, it doesn't affect the overall performance, he is still cheerful and natural, and has a sense of humor. If you don't look carefully, you shouldn't be able to see it.

Of course, if you take a closer look, it's hard for Cheng Yun to imagine what it would be like to be knocked out by cp fans after the massive interactions between him and Shen Zhuoyan in the past two days.

And there's one thing in particular that doesn't stand to scrutinize.

That's why he was led astray by Yan Yan!Why was Yan Yan arranged for it without any doubt?If he was asked on the face by a cp fan, he, the righteous master, would not know how to answer.

His IQ is really not that high, why was he suddenly lowered?

If this is not love.

In the end, Cheng Yun mustered up his courage and clicked into the cp video.

Never thought.

What greeted him was another scene of mourning.

"Oh, I was hit. I swore to my girlfriends that the show would be sweet, but I didn't expect it to be full of knives..."

"Yeah, if you are very familiar, it won't be like that at all."

"I feel that Yanyan was wronged the whole time."

"Although the variety show is very funny overall, my cp is crying so much, so yesterday I laughed and cried at the same time, my mother thought I was crazy."

"Is it really be, don't ah ah ah."

No, wait a minute, why is it BE? ? ?

Cheng Yun didn't understand.

Did he go to a fake variety show?Is drinking tea, drinking, killing chickens and eating chickens all fake?

He dazedly clicked on the "Truth Is False" analysis video.

"..."

"........."

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I've grown thicker, oranges have grown thicker! ! !