txolops Chapter 257: It’s hard to train an ape with a heart, but we are looking for immortals in the world!
Chapter 257: It’s hard to train an ape with a heart, but we are looking for immortals in the world!
Chapter 257: It’s hard to train an ape with a heart, but we are looking for immortals in the world!
Pan Taoyuan.
When Lu Wufei found Sun Wukong, his cheap disciple, in the deepest part of the peach garden, he looked at his drunken state and watched him hide the big flat peach behind his back.
I immediately felt something bad in my heart.
When he first entered the garden to look for Sun Wukong, he observed all the way.
Compared with when he resigned and went to the lower world.
The outermost peach grove in the peach orchard, which takes 3000 years to ripen and is called a small peach, is fine in the peach grove.
During the ripening period, there are many peaches and no changes.
As for the second level, there is a peach grove that matures every 6000 years.
Although there are fewer peaches in the mature stage, they are still good and can be seen.
But in the third layer of the peach grove, the purple-striped, peach-core flat peach grove, which matures in 9000 years and is called the Big Peach, is somewhat obvious.
There are obviously many fewer peaches in the ripe stage.
If outsiders see this, they may not understand it, and they may think that the harvest of this peach forest is not good.
But if the land god outside who is familiar with Taoyuan looked at it, he would definitely see the problem.
Lu Wufei taught Sun Wukong how to "waste" flat peaches reasonably, but that's not how it was wasted.
How long has it been?
Although he has been in the lower world for 30 years.
But heaven only lasts for 30 days, just one month.
In just one month, the purple-striped peach forest has suffered a massive loss of production.
This really made Lu Wufei angry.
At this time, Sun Wukong shook the wine bottle in his hand and greeted: "Master, you are here."
Lu Wufei, who was just angry in his heart, not only ignored Sun Wukong's greeting, but his expression quickly fell.
For an instant.
Sun Wukong woke up immediately, and there was no trace of alcohol in his body.
As soon as he woke up, he immediately understood why the little master was angry.
Sun Wukong chuckled, took out the big flat peach he had just hidden behind his back, and was about to pick it up on the peach branch on the side.
It's just that the spiritual fruits on the Huaguo Mountain can be picked and reattached, but the peaches that were picked cannot be reattached.
Pick up and drop once.
Sun Wukong looked at the little master, his face quickly became embarrassed.
But he did not believe in evil, and kept chanting various incantations while speaking.
Lu Wufei looked at it and shook his head, sighed and said: "Don't bother, this is a flat peach tree, a spiritual plant of heaven and earth. There is no reason why what you plucked can keep growing."
"hey-hey."
Sun Wukong smiled and reached out to hand the large flat peach that he couldn't catch to Lu Wufei.
Lu Wufei was not polite. He took the huge purple-striped peach and put it into the storage space.
Next, he still needs to work hard to wipe the monkey's butt, but eating his flat peach is the right thing to do.
"Where's the ledger?"
Putting away the peaches, Lu Wufei looked at Sun Wukong with a look of disgust on his face and stretched out his hand: "Give it to me."
Seeing the young master putting away the peaches, he was not really angry, but his face quickly became happy again. He took out the account book and handed it to Lu Wufei and said with a cheerful smile: "Here, Master."
"I did everything as Master told me before he left last time."
Hearing Sun Wukong's words, Lu Wufei turned his head and glanced at the monkey. You have to do this to be a ghost.
After carefully looking at Pantaoyuan's account books, I realized that this guy usually did what he and she told him before leaving.
But once the monkey drank too much and became dizzy, he couldn't care less.
"What about these?"
After a while, Lu Wufei checked the account book, pointed to the gap in it and asked Sun Wukong: "Where have these flat peaches gone?"
"This this."
Sun Wukong was stunned when he looked at the number of missing flat peaches on it. He hesitated and couldn't speak. He just laughed and scratched his head.
Seeing Sun Wukong like this, Lu Wufei didn't know what was going on.
This guy probably hasn't even opened this account book in the month since he left.
then.
The next afternoon.
Lu Wufei was in the Pantao Garden, busy wiping Sun Wukong's butt, constantly calling on the Earth God and all the powerful men in the garden.
When time comes to unite.
It’s time to get off work again for the day.
Lu Wufei took Sun Wukong out of Pantaoyuan and returned to the inner palace of the "Monkey King's Palace".
Dishes have been prepared in the inner hall of the mansion.
Lu Wufei took out the account book and pointed at the remaining flat peach gap on it and said to Sun Wukong: "Next, you are not allowed to touch another mature purple-striped peach with a core. However, the flat peach in the first forest and the second forest, You can eat a little more than what I told you before."
Hearing that the young master forbade him to touch the peaches and asked him to eat more peaches, Sun Wukong couldn't help scratching his head and said: "Master, please explain clearly, I don't understand something."
Seeing this guy's drunkenness, Lu Wufei knew that it wasn't that he didn't understand, but that he couldn't listen at all now, so he sighed: "Forget it, let's go to Pantaoyuan tomorrow."
Day two.
Lu Wufei stood between the first and second groves of the flat peach garden and said: "Not only can you not touch another big flat peach in the third forest, but you also urge the warriors to double the irrigation and weeding every day to speed up the growth of the flat peach. As for the growth of the flat peach, These two forests."
Lu Wufei pointed at the first forest and the second forest and said: "It is appropriate for you to eat a little more than before to cause the overall peach yield in the garden to be poor. This way you can slightly cover up the situation in the third forest. But you must be careful when eating. You cannot Stay in that area and eat evenly.”
next five days.
For four and a half days, I stayed with Sun Wukong in the Peach Garden, helping him wipe his butt.
The remaining half day was used to visit Zhang Jin, Xi Daoyun and other senior brothers and sisters from Wuzhuangguan.
sixth day.
early morning.
Maoshi before.
Monkey King's Palace, inner hall.
Lu Wufei looked at the sober-eyed Sun Wukong and warned him: "When you eat evenly, within a year, you are not allowed to touch another flat peach."
"My teacher has already asked. In one year, the Queen Mother will hold the Peach Festival again."
"At that time, the Queen Mother will definitely send Xian'e to pick peaches to entertain the immortals. As long as you don't move around in the next year, the peaches that have grown ripe again will be enough for the feast. Our master and disciple secretly eat the peaches. It will definitely not be discovered.”
"On the contrary, you must know that this matter is serious."
"Wukong, do you understand?"
"Understood, understood."
Sun Wukong scratched his head when he heard this, raised his glass and said, "Come, master, have a drink."
Looking at Sun Wukong who looked like he had listened, but also like he hadn't, Lu Wufei felt tired.
But I thought that Heitou could still do what he said when he didn't drink, but he couldn't control it when he drank.
Lu Wufei immediately paid attention. With a wave of his hand, dozens of wine vats appeared on the ground.
Lu Wufei then raised his glass and said: "Drink"
Soon.
When the last big wine jar bottoms out.
Looking at the drunken Sun Wukong sleeping soundly.
Lu Wufei stood up and walked to the backyard kitchen.
soon.
After coming out of the kitchen, he went to the front hall and looked at the clerks from Anjing Division and Ningshen Division who were standing respectfully with lowered eyebrows.
Lu Wufei said sternly: "I have collected the drinks from the kitchen. I will go to the Logistics Department in a moment and directly cut off their monthly supply of drinks to the Great Sage Mansion. You are not allowed to think of any way to help your Great Sage borrow them." Drink, get drunk, and come up with ideas, otherwise, I will punish you severely!"
After a while, he not only had to go to the Tianting Logistics Department, but also to the Earth God of Pantaoyuan, who was also strictly prohibited from lending wine to Sun Wukong. He also had to go to some gods who were friends with Sun Wukong, and also wanted to inform him. .
"Yes Yes."
"The little official will strictly follow the instructions of the Great Sage and will not give me the Great Sage's wine to drink."
Facing Lu Wufei, a disciple of Wuzhuang Temple, the two immortal officials in front of him really had no power to resist.
At this time, hearing Lu Wufei's serious words, he could only look nervous and frightened, and kept nodding in agreement.
Cut off Sun Wukong's drinking from the source, so that he will have nowhere to drink.
This is heaven, and he can't make drinks.
This was Lu Wufei's crooked idea.
Have been together for so long.
Lu Wufei already knew his cheap apprentice very well.
It was okay when I wasn't drinking and I could listen to what he said.Once he drinks and gets drunk, he will completely forget everything and wait until he is happy.
What's even more speechless is that this monkey's drinking capacity is not very good.
Lu Wufei had no choice but to come up with this crooked trick.
soon.
Out of Monkey King's mansion.
Lu Wufei walked out to implement his crooked trick.
His identity as a disciple of Wuzhuang Temple is useful, coupled with his relationship with Sun Wukong.
He easily accomplished everything he had thought about before.
noon.
After bidding farewell to Sun Wukong, Lu Wufei came to the West Gate again.
After a few brief greetings with Guangmu Tianwang, whom he had just met a few days ago.
Lu Wufei left Xitianmen again and headed straight down to Xiniu Hezhou.
call.
The wind howled in my ears.
Lu Wufei straightened down, but he couldn't help but think of Sun Wukong.
With this chance to go to heaven.
Only then did he understand why in his memory Sun Wukong would cause such a big disaster as causing havoc in the Heavenly Palace.
Because he found that Sun Wukong didn't have much awe in his heart.
Whether it is to heaven or to the rest of heaven and earth.
Perhaps there are people in this world that he respects, such as the "Bodhi Patriarch" from Lingtai Fangcun Mountain.
But the awe was different.
In short, this is how Lu Wufei feels about Sun Wukong from the first time he came into contact with him until now.
Otherwise, even if he was drunk, he would not do such lawless things.
After all, unlike ordinary people, drunkenness cannot be controlled.
With cultivation, even when you are drunk, you are fully aware that you are drunk and can wake up instantly.
And since Sun Wukong worshiped him as his little master.
Although Lu Wufei initially wanted to take advantage of Sun Wukong's strength to take advantage of Heaven.
But in reality, he took advantage, but he helped Sun Wukong even more.
Because without him, those monkeys and monsters under Sun Wukong's command in Huaguo Mountain would have been wiped out by heavenly soldiers and generals.
Without him, Sun Wukong would be speechless when he went to the Lingxiao Palace and faced Wuqu Xingjun.
As for the current incident in Pantaoyuan.
Lu Wufei ate the flat peach and his cultivation level increased greatly.
But it also carries huge risks.
And because he has Wuzhuang Temple at his back, once something happens, it is conceivable that he will be attacked by the immortals with a intensity that is probably even greater than that of Sun Wukong.
Of course, the greater the advantage, the greater the risk.
Lu Wufei didn't complain about this. He had been prepared for it and was trying his best to help Sun Wukong with the accounts, fill in the gaps, and make plans.
As long as Sun Wukong does what he says.
I believe that hiding the peach event for a year will definitely not be a problem.
And as long as this cycle continues.
The two of them will not be able to eat all the peaches in the future.
Of course, this is Lu Wufei's most ideal plan, but it may not be implemented well in the hands of Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong is very smart, but his wild nature is difficult to train.
Perhaps this is also the biggest flaw in his ability to become an Earth Immortal in just a few decades.
If you have not experienced enough trials and tribulations and suddenly ascend to a high position, your mentality and character will inevitably become proud and unruly.
Just like Lu Wufei, he knows Sun Wukong's character and knows whether he will tolerate softness or not.
Therefore, he basically never blushed with Sun Wukong. Even if he was angry after reading the accounts before, was angry and couldn't control his mouth, he would only have a cold face at most.
Then use soft methods to deal with Sun Wukong and make him obedient.
Think so.
In my memory, Sun Wukong was trapped in the Five Elements Mountain for 500 years, which was not all bad.
At least, Sun Wukong's original lawless and unruly character has been smoothed away a lot.
despite this.
Lu Wufei still didn't want Sun Wukong to fall to the point in his memory and suffer the 500-year disaster.
Ever since that time when the monkey knelt down in front of him with the earthly immortal cultivation level and called his master.
He was moved with compassion.
When he accepted Sun Wukong, he was prepared for this, ready to help the monkey change his life!
I have always practiced this.
But now, if he wants to help Sun Wukong better in the future, he can't stay in heaven and stay with this unruly disciple.
wait a little longer
Wait for him to find the opportunity and step into the realm of earthly immortals.
I also hope Sun Wukong can listen to him.
Quietly, stop being greedy, drunk, and evil.
As long as he is before the Queen Mother's Christmas pageant a year later, everything can be undone.
One year in heaven.
More than 300 years in the lower realm.
300 years.
Is it enough for him to find the opportunity and become an earthly immortal?
Lu Wufei doesn’t know!
Cultivation is inherently contrary to nature. There are too many practitioners in the world, many amazing and talented people, who have been trapped in this day for too long and spent their entire lives.
But for Lu Wufei.
Regardless of whether 300 years is enough or not, he will do his best and leave no room for error.
Thinking of this.
Sun Wukong, Heavenly Court, Taiping Mountain, and even Wuzhuang Temple, all the troubles were left behind by him.
Throw away all those constraints.
He suddenly felt that his whole body was pure, and he felt relaxed as never before.
Immediately, the clothes and robes fluttered in the wind, making hunting noises.
From now on, he is no longer the Lord of Taiping Mountain, no longer a disciple of Wuzhuang Temple, and no longer the famous "Great Sage Tongtian".
He is just an ordinary fairy-seeker looking for opportunities.
A thought comes to mind.
Lu Wufei was so happy physically and mentally that he looked down into the sky.
Three years later.
Southern Zhanbuzhou.
The edge of rolling mountains.
early morning.
A slender figure wearing a green robe, a bamboo hat on his head, a long knife hanging on his waist, a bow and arrow on his back, and a pathfinding stick walked out from the foot of the mountain and walked steadily towards the village a little further away, where the green smoke was curling up.
In Xiaoyang Village, there is a wooden fence with a height of three meters and full of sharp wooden stakes and barbs in front of the village gate.
Two young men were yawning and leaning in front of the tall, thick wooden door, chatting.
At this time, one of the men inadvertently glanced at the foot of the mountain in the distance and saw a figure walking out of the mountain. He quickly said: "Look, Viagra, there."
The tall man who was called Weiwei immediately turned his head and saw on the road leading to the foot of the mountain in the distance, a figure wearing a green robe and hat, but whose face could not be seen clearly, was walking towards the village.
"This man actually came from the mountains so early in the morning. Could he be a monster?"
The short man asked quickly: "What should I do, Wei Wei, do you want to call the clan elder?"
"and many more."
Viagra the tall man squinted his eyes and looked at the visitor carefully, and then the other party slowly approached, and he could see it clearly. The visitor looked like a young man, with a short beard under his chin, a long knife hanging on his waist, a bow and arrow on his back, and a wooden staff in his hand. He looked very... Like some brave travelers who are skilled in art.
He looked carefully at the opponent's legs. They were tied and there were a lot of mud stains on his body, but he didn't look like a monster anymore.
"I have never seen a monster that looks so human."
After seeing the figure of the visitor clearly, the Viagra man said: "Besides, you also said that the monster will not choose this point to go down the mountain this early in the morning."
With that said, the man named Weiwei picked up the iron gun on the side and pushed open the village gate.
(End of this chapter)