txolops Chapter 1 "Hello, Earthlings."
Chapter 1 "Hello, Earthlings."
Ye Junyan's name is very literary.
Just by looking at the name, some people will think that he will be a young man with a temperament as gentle as jade, and some girls with big brains may even make up the image of a young hero who is full of immortality and handsome, so they have a good impression of him. A lot of initial favorability - this is also the original intention of his parents, hoping that under the influence of the country's red flag fluttering, he can grow into a Chinese cabbage with bright red roots and crystal clear roots, so that he can shine on the family lintel.
As a result, the cabbage seemed to grow crookedly.
In fact, it seems like it could be crossed out.
Under the influence of the Internet, not only did Ye Junyan not fall in love with the poems and songs his parents hoped for, but he also didn't like watching shredded devils—this would affect his mood of eating shredded chicken—he liked to read novels.
The novels here specifically refer to those favorites of the second-year teenagers. The most famous ones are the works on a certain Chinese website that is second to none in China, not those that shoot white deer in the sky.In addition to novels, where does his nourishment come from "The right hand was parasitized, my girlfriend, you are swollen", "This is the king of power leveling, but why did the 14-year-old boy join Qingtong in anger", "The infatuated friend Ku Xunyuan Body, why do you empathize with others, fox" and other anime works.
Under the impetus of these, Ye Junyan grew from a Chinese cabbage to a dog's tail grass—or a tree with a crooked neck, in short, it just grew crooked.
So one day, when he was going to bed with Love Crazy Six Music in his warm bedroom and was about to finish reading half of the bedtime readings he had read yesterday, when the screen of his phone suddenly expanded infinitely and hung in the air to form a light board——Facing this The scene, he wasn't terribly surprised.
He just rubbed his eyes silently, wondering if he had hallucinations from too much masturbation, or his nervous system was out of balance due to his oversized brain holes.
After completing three cycles of closing eyes, rubbing eyes, and opening eyes, Ye Junyan watched the light board in front of him start to flicker, and there was an unstable particle flow, as if something was about to break out of the board—his pupils shrank, and carried out Think deeply: Is it necessary to do another set of eye exercises?
Before he could put it into practice, the whole light board trembled suddenly, instead of the alien Ye Junyan imagined, a line of words slowly appeared:
"Hello, Earthlings."
"..."
"Please allow me to introduce myself. I am from the ninth era in 894, and I am the most advanced optical brain system."
"..."
The black writing on the light board appeared continuously, and the light flickered on Ye Junyan's face, and the long eyelashes shook a shadow.
"My task is to choose an appropriate protagonist for the Ninth Age."
Next, could it be that I see you as a young man, amazed by your bones, and have a lot of ideas, learn how to cook with me?
Ye Junyan looked at this line of words with twitching corners of his mouth, and complained in his heart.
"I've been searching for a long time in this era, and I'm finally tired of my favorites - Xiao Long Bao, Roasted Duck, Malatang, Hot Pot, etc. Now I miss the man-made food that belonged to my era so much , so I need to choose a protagonist as soon as possible to complete the task and go back. In the end, I chose you randomly in the vast crowd."
What is casual?Is it reasonable to be passive?
Ye Junyan wanted to roll his eyes when he heard that.
As a person who just wanted to read some warm novels before going to bed, when he heard the names of so many delicacies, he felt so hungry that he wanted to cook the bag of instant noodles at home immediately.
"So you need to go back to the Ninth Age with me. Will you?"
"...Ah?" How should I answer?Just smile--
The speed at which the black characters appeared paused, and he added: "Speak, I can hear you."
"This... Do I have the right to refuse?" Ye Junyan asked tentatively.
"Of course it's good for you to volunteer, but if you don't want to, I can only ask the military to issue a compulsory recruitment order to force you to come with me."
Then you ask a ghost!Isn't this the same goal by different routes, big brother!I want to protest!And can your military department control the 21st century? !Don't time travel, bastard!
As if he could hear Ye Junyan's inner voice and understand his expression, the light brain typed at a very fast speed: "In your era, I can do it too, don't doubt it."
"It's just a routine to ask you. In fact, I don't care about your answer. Then I will give you 5 minutes of mental preparation time."
"..." God, what a generous time, it's enough for me to marry a wife and have children, thank you and your family for me.
After being silent for a long time, Ye Junyan swallowed carefully, and asked dryly, "Can I ask a few questions?"
"Of course, but hurry up, I'm really hungry."
"What does the so-called protagonist... mean?"
"The protagonist, that is, the main character, is the first main character in the story in novels, dramas, film and television works, and ACGN works. Compared with the protagonist, there are supporting roles (secondary roles), passers-by and villains."
"You just explained the literal meaning of the word, hey! By the way, you pulled this from Baidu, right?" If this optical brain had a human form, Ye Junyan would probably have pulled his collar and roared, " I'm asking what the protagonist in the mission you mentioned refers to, my friend!"
Guangnao's answer is also quite short-sighted: "Please calm down. A qualified protagonist should be calm and wise."
After a pause, it added: "The protagonist of the ninth era, even the main character of the ninth era."
Ye Junyan said weakly: "My friend, is there something wrong with your IQ?"
"Warning, personal attack, I can sue you."
Ye Junyan seemed to want to test the bottom line of this optical brain, but after careful consideration, he decided to give up. After all, although this guy has no combat power, he comes from the ninth era anyway—it still sounds awesome, and he probably has it. A well-known killer, and this guy has a good eye!Even if there is a problem with IQ, it can be forgiven.
As for the protagonist of the Seventh Era, he can actually make up his mind. The protagonists in those novels are all written in this way. Master the strongest mech, complete the ultimate evolution, with the girl in hand, I have the world-he will It is the child of destiny, and the whole era will tremble for it.
Ye Junyan has already imagined such a magnificent picture of the future in his mind, wishing to skip the days of hard work and directly rule the world - you see, this is the benefit of being crooked, not like a firm ghostless The commentators are struggling like that, deceiving themselves that they won't do that, until the facts are in front of them, and they have to believe it.Ye Junyan's rich brains made him quickly accept the current situation.
Of course, this may also have something to do with the good news brought by this optical brain - if it is replaced by something to be selected as "the protagonist of Hell Cinema", "the captain of infinite horror", "the UP master of the horror scene" - Ye Junyan The only reaction may be to grab the ground with your head and anesthetize yourself.
"Then can you explain to me what the Ninth Era looks like? And what I need to do?" Ye Junyan asked after thinking for a while.
"Open your eyes wide, it will be the moment to witness a miracle." Guangnao didn't answer his question, but typed out this sentence in pink font.
Ye Junyan frowned, and before he could say anything, he was interrupted by the words appearing on the bare board: "5 minutes is up, the program is loading."
"Welcome to the Ninth Era."
Almost at the moment when this line of words appeared, everything around Ye Junyan was plunged into darkness—he could only watch the line of words keep zooming in and out, and even left black ink between the lines, rushing towards him overwhelmingly.
What the hell?Readers' resentment? !
Ye Junyan only had time to complain before losing consciousness.
The only thing left was the bedroom lights dimly illuminating the room, the cold wind howling outside the window, and the air conditioner turned on drowsily - but no one was there.
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When Ye Junyan regained consciousness, he was no longer on Earth.
How can this be determined?
Because he came to a strange place.
Strangeness here does not refer to the region, but a kind of cognition.For example, the room you were in a moment ago has changed into another place with completely different advanced equipment in a second, and you will have a strange feeling of time travel.Because you can't understand what is in front of you - that is a more magnificent future space.The geographical strangeness is that you understand everything around you, the language around you, the facilities around you, and you know that you just came to a place you have never been to.
Ye Junyan shook his drowsy brain vigorously, and whispered: "Brain? Are you still there?"
He stood up and looked around while calling Guangnao. In the process of standing up, he felt an inexplicable pain in his body.He didn't pay much attention to it, as it was a sequela of space travel.
This is obviously a room, and not far from him is a big bed covered with red sheets, with an unknown flower petal sprinkled on it, and there is a sweet fragrance in the air.All this is the same as his original world, the only difference is that this big bed is floating—and the roof is not an ordinary white ceiling, but a starry sky—the dark night covers the whole room, and the stars are embedded in the sky. On it, like an expensive ornament.Not far from the big bed are luxurious tables and chairs with gorgeous red flowers.
"It has reached the ninth era."
Before Ye Junyan took a closer look at his surroundings, a bare board like before appeared in front of him.The difference from before is that this time there is a narration by Zheng Taiyin, and I read this passage again.
"Then next—" Ye Junyan just wanted to ask the question in his heart, but the optical brain has already displayed it by itself:
[Current stage: free exploration. 】
[No matter what you see, please remember that a qualified protagonist is calm and witty. 】
After the last sentence was bolded and magnified for 1 minute, the entire panel disappeared into the air.
"What a witty ghost! You still don't allow protagonists with other personalities to appear? In another dimension, the protagonist named Tieban Yinshi Red Burning Naruto will cry! Hey! Let me tell you that according to countless books I have read Experience, now this type of protagonist has no future—" Knowing that the other party can hear, Ye Junyan couldn't help but refute.
After complaining for a while, Ye Junyan slowly calmed down.
Then let him sort out the whole process—he, a pure-blood earthling born and bred, was caught by an inexplicably appearing optical brain in the so-called ninth era—and said that he was the chosen protagonist.
Tsk, it sounds like something written in a vulgar novel.
Forget it, no matter whether it is true or not, he was brought to the future by an inexplicable force, and he couldn't resist, so he could only let himself enjoy it.
Ye Junyan made up his mind and began to observe the room.
Judging from this scary and flirtatious bed, this place seems to be a couple hotel or something... No, it may also be the home of some flirtatious character.
Ye Junyan's eyes swept across the tables, chairs and carpets, and finally stopped at the door.
Do you want to drive?
"——ha, you are really shameless." Before Ye Junyan walked to the door, a figure had already pushed it open from the outside, and said to him in an extremely mocking tone.