Gold Medal

Chapter 11 Water ghost, you have to control yourself

Ye Chi glanced at the little female ghost lying on Jiang Lang's shoulder, and sighed, this little guy's life is not very good.

"This kid's name is Tongtong, and he was trafficked in this amusement park..." Ye Chi explained clearly to Jiang Lang from the beginning to the end, and even emphasized the key points with emotion.

The amusement park in the middle of the night is still very lively, the Ferris wheel and the pirate ship are spinning slowly, but there are quite few people playing, because most of the people have dispersed since the night is late.

The little female ghost pointed to the pirate ship, her eyes were shining brightly, and her expression was full of expectation.

"Do you want to sit?"

The little female ghost nodded quickly, and licked her tongue in embarrassment, very playful.Jiang Lang glanced at the precautions for taking a pirate ship, one of which was that children under the age of six need to be accompanied by their parents.

After reading the precautions, taking advantage of the lack of people, Jiang Lang and Ye Chi led the little ghost into the middle of the boat.

The ups and downs of the boat became higher and higher with the wind, and the whistling of the wind became louder and louder. The little female ghost was not afraid at all, and laughed very loudly.Ye Chi tightly grasped the little ghost's hand with his right hand, his eyes were gentle and doting.Jiang Lang frowned, but he naturally placed his hand on the little female ghost's little fleshy hand.

The staff of the pirate ship looked at the empty pirate ship (rubbed his eyes): Why does it always feel like there are people on the pirate ship?

It's better to come early than to be in time, and then I ran into Shang Shansi.Shang Shansi was wearing a black windbreaker, tight ripped jeans, and a pair of black Martin boots with rivets, sitting coolly in the hall.All the little ghosts who did good deeds during their lifetime are arranged by him, and they will be rewarded according to the degree and amount of their deeds during their lifetime.

Shangshansi is the most difficult to see among the judges, because usually his squad is led by the mad demon Chachasi who protects his wife.

Shang Shansi glanced in the direction of Jiang Lang several times, always felt that Jiang Lang was so familiar, but couldn't remember it for a while.

Then don't think about it...

"Who is in the hall, report the name quickly."

Jiang Lang: "..."

After hearing the judge's system reply, Ye Chi quickly answered: "Gu Tong, from Fuhai."

Since Shang Shansi hadn't come to work for half a month, he couldn't find Gu Tong's life and death records for a while.He looked through Judge Cui's merit book, and then his own reward book, and finally used the magic weapon for assists: the Nie Jingtai.

With the evil mirror stand, you don't need a pen to solve the case.

Seeing what happened next to the little female ghost, she was so angry that she almost broke Judge Cui's soul-hunting pen. How can there be such an evil woman in the world?Secretary Shang Shan hastily ticked a few lines on the criminal woman's file.

The good will prolong their life, and the evil will return to Yin. This has always been the function of the Department of Rewarding Good.

"What kind of baby do you want to reincarnate in your next life?" Shang Shansi's peach blossom eyes slightly raised, and he glanced at Gu Tong who was in the hall.

The little ghost raised her head slowly, her dark eyes looked like two big holes, but it didn't affect her cuteness at all, because her round oval face fully interpreted her cuteness.Suddenly, she shook her head weakly, indicating that she could not speak.

Ye Chi lowered his body and stroked her throat lightly with his right hand, then said softly, "The big brother asked you, what is your wish?"

Because of Ye Chi's easy-to-understand explanation, the little ghost jumped up excitedly, "I want to be my parents' child again, is that okay?" Hearing her own voice, the little ghost covered herself in disbelief mouth.

After pondering for a while, Shang Shansi said in a deep voice: "Yes."

However, there are gains and losses in everything, and Shang Shansi said with a trademark smile in his eyes: "Can you exchange five years of life for your wish?"

Ye Chi's hand unconsciously raised the ends of the little ghost's hair. Due to long-term lack of nutrition, her hair was unbearably rough, and many of the dark yellow hairs were knotted or even broken.

In fact, it is also the little ghost's life to meet the Department of Rewarding Goodness. If she meets the Department of Punishment or Procuratorate, she may not know how many lifespans she will spend in exchange.

Of course, what Ye Chi and the little ghost didn't know was that the few pennies just now assigned the villain's 20-year lifespan to the little ghost.

The little female ghost nodded heavily, looking very determined.

"Oh, next one!" Shang Shansi yawned, beckoning lazily that you can go.

The two settled the bill from the subordinate of Shangshan Division, and wanted to take the little ghost along the road directly to the reincarnation center, that is, Meng Pona.Because the little female ghost's vocal cords were just right, she chattered and even sang the national anthem along the way.

Jiang Lang: "..." How patriotic!

"La la la, la la la, I'm a little expert in selling newspapers~" The little female ghost directly ignored Jiang Lang's white eyes, and continued to cheer herself up by herself, bringing her own BGM.

Curious Ye Chi imitated the strong accent of the little ghost, and also got excited, singing: "Two tigers, two tigers, run fast, run fast..."

Jiang Lang, who was tortured by the three-dimensional infinite looping magic sound, quickened his pace, and Ye Chi pulled the little female ghost to follow closely, howling while running: "Jiang Lang! Can I sing well?"

At this moment, Jiang Lang just wanted to say: Who are you?I do not know you!

After thoroughly solving the matter of the little female ghost, Ye Chi lay lazily on the bed without moving, his mind began to empty.If the calculation is based on catching one ghost every day, it would be difficult to buy a house in the suburbs of the underworld, let alone be a neighbor with brother Lu Sheng.

If you don't go to work in the world, the haunted house in the amusement park seems to be short of ghosts. If it is recorded, it will definitely be a true character.

When the obsessive Ye Chi proposed this idea to Jiang Lang, Jiang Lang immediately objected and asked him back: "Every job in the world requires an ID card, so you show the job card to the boss?"

Ye Chi: "..." The boss might faint from fright.

But this is really a business opportunity. Ye Chi, whose brain continued to be empty, said to Jiang Lang: "How about we open a haunted house in the underworld?"

Jiang Lang: "..."

"Aren't there enough ghosts in the underworld? Why go to a haunted house to find excitement." Suddenly Jiang Lang knew why Ye Chi was so poor, because he was stupid.Still, his proposal was cute.

Ye Chi patted his side to signal Jiang Lang to lie down, Jiang Lang raised his eyebrows, thinking so proactively?Lying on the bed, Jiang Lang frowned, touched his nose and said to Ye Chi, "Is there a water leak upstairs?" There was a large wet water mark on the ceiling.

"Oh, what a mess!" After saying that, Ye Chi hurried out.

Opening the door upstairs, it turned out that the water was overflowing with golden mountains, and many household items were floating on the water. The culprit was still lying on the floor snoring, licking his mouth from time to time.

There are a few bottles and cans on the coffee table, and there are twenty bottles, both red and white.Ye Chi took off his shoes and socks and walked in to help Lu Sheng up. At this time, the water ghost Lu Sheng seemed to be a little more awake. He raised his head and smiled at Ye Chi.The water flowed out from the water ghost's pores like sweat, with a slight aroma of wine.

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Lu Sheng was 1.7 meters tall, and Ye Chi couldn't get him out of the water with all his strength. He shouted in the direction of Jiang Lang: "Come in and help me."

"Right now." Jiang Lang frowned, the water ghost must have become a spirit.

The two hurriedly carried Lu Sheng into a transparent pool, which was half the size of a house.Within 3 minutes of putting it in, the water in the pool was half submerged, and Lu Sheng was like a drowning person in the water.

Ye Chi looked for the hole leading to the sewer pipe, but he didn't find the hole, but he found a wet and fluffy intestine wearing a pink bow, squatting on the drainage hole.

No wonder, to flood!

"Do you want to give him some air?" Jiang Lang pointed to Lu Sheng, the water ghost whose stomach was getting more and more bulging.

Ye Chi picked up Ah Chang, squeezed the water from Ah Chang's body, and said, "No need."

Ah Chang: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow! (I don't want pink bows!)

Ye Chi wrung out the water for Ah Chang, and the chubby dun'er looked at the mushy cat food in his basin, feeling so heartbroken that he couldn't breathe.

Jiang Lang's body was also wet a lot, but the ghost was not so sensitive to the alternation of cold and heat. Of course, if it was roasted in the fire or fried in oil, then of course it could be felt.

"Are all the water ghosts in the underworld like this?" Jiang Lang asked Ye Chi very seriously.

Ye Chi nodded, then shook his head and said, "Water ghosts will drain water when they lose consciousness, but some water ghosts spray water like a shower, some drip from their five sense organs, and they go to the toilet every day. They are also different, I heard that the amount of displacement is determined by which river to jump into, and those like Lu Sheng must jump into the big river."

What he said was indeed quite logical. Jiang Lang didn't know how to complain for a while, and after a while, "The ghost who jumped into the sea and died is still a firefighter from the underworld?"

Ye Chi: "..."

"If you control it well, it won't leak..." Ye Chi murmured.

It's really troublesome to be a water ghost these days, and you have to control the side leakage.

Friendly reminder: Do not choose to jump into the river for suicide, or you will become a ruined ghost in a minute if you can't control it well.

Since the drowning ghost is like this, what about other ghosts?Ye Chi was a little curious. The ghosts on the road usually look quite normal, so are they well controlled?

"Ah Chi, what will happen to the ghost who cut his pulse and committed suicide?" Jiang Lang suddenly became interested.

"If you see this kind of ghost, you should take a detour. When they lose consciousness, they will even cut themselves."

Jiang Lang: "..."

After finishing the water ghost's house, the two carried A Chang to the downstairs. Ye Chi took a fruit and ate a couple of mouthfuls and squatted on the carpet to watch Jiang Lang put A Chang in a lace skirt.In the end, Ye Chi couldn't bear the excitement in his heart and said to Jiang Lang, "Do you want to know the story of Brother Lu Sheng?"

Jiang Lang, who was putting on a small skirt for Ah Chang, suddenly raised his head, and then nodded. The gossip in this underworld is quite good.Seeing Jiang Lang sitting next to him with a small bench, Ye Chi stood up and shook his sleeves like Master Feng's storyteller.

"Lu Sheng fell in love with a man, and then that man married another woman. Brother Lu Sheng said he would wait for him, but he never came back. In the end, he chose to jump into the river." Compared with Feng Hao's cadence of storytelling, Ye Chi There was some grievance wrapped in it, and he felt very unworthy for Lu Sheng, why should he sleep in a gentle village while he sleeps in a cold river.

Ye Chi's eyes were watery and the dark circles were a bit heavy due to touching the string in Ye Chi's heart, but this did not affect his foul at this time.

Ah Chang jumped out of the nest vigorously, wagging his tail vigorously, as if feeling worthless for his master.

Ye Chi picked up Ah Chang, pinched his pink paws and said, "Little thing, next time brother will buy you a pink tutu."

Ah Chang: I don’t want it, I’m a male meow meow~

Jiang Lang, who was sitting on the side, curled his lips. Originally, he always thought that most of the ghosts in the underworld were trying to hunt down the ghosts wandering in the world, but the person in front of him changed his opinion. He is very kind.

"Maybe, the person who loves Lu Sheng the most hasn't appeared yet, but I believe it will eventually." Jiang Lang's words received a five-point praise from Ye Chi, and Ye Chi showed a complimenting look.

Originally thought that only brother Lu Sheng could say such literary words, so it turned out that Jiang Lang could too.

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The next stable daily update, little angels can chase after each other~

I hope that the little angels will not be stingy with comments, come to me, and then tomorrow, I will be able to watch it in the morning of the day after tomorrow!