Chapter 32 The Little Pig Demon and the Great Beauty
Chapter 32 The Little Pig Demon and the Great Beauty
"Little pig, do you still have a wife?" Ah Shen asked curiously while holding a white pig.
"Of course, and my wife is the most beautiful woman in the world~"
"But why did the beauty fall in love with you?" Ah Shen rubbed his limp ears,
The little white pig felt that his pig character had been seriously insulted. He writhed in Asan's arms and hummed: "What's wrong with the pig? Even if it's a pig, I'm an extraordinary pig. Have you ever seen it?" Is it such a high-cultivation pig who is still so graceful?"
"Jade tree facing the wind?" Ah Shen turned his eyes and looked at Gu Linshan: "Linshan, so this idiom is used like this?"
Only then did Gu Linshan remember that the Ah Can in front of him was still "semi-literate". He thought about the fat and white appearance of the pig boss, and thought to himself, he must not let Ah Shen misunderstand this word. "No, it's just a misunderstanding."
Misunderstand? ? !The little white pig's ears stood up sharply, and it broke free from Asen's embrace and jumped onto the table, with its head held high, and its eyes widened: "Master Daoist, you can't be humiliated, even though I can't beat you, you can't either!" Insulting my dignity."
"Pigger." Ah Shen suddenly interjected in a low voice.
"Yes, Piggy, ah no! That's not the point!"
"Haha." Ah Shen stepped forward and rubbed his head, "Then you take us to see your beautiful daughter-in-law, so that I can know if what you said is true."
Boss Pig hummed and turned his head, saying, "I won't let you see my wife."
Seeing the little pig's uncooperative appearance, Ah Shen smiled indifferently, but turned his head to look at Gu Linshan, and kept looking at the pig boss, blinking his eyes.
Gu Linshan understood, he smiled helplessly, looked at the little white pig and said: "Since this is the case, I see that your cultivation base is pure, and you have never done anything harmful to the world. Why don't we take you away today, which is also a help. How about you practice?"
"No, no, no!" The pig boss refused repeatedly, and he looked at Gu Linshan bitterly: "Master, can I take you there? You must not take me away." A joke, if you are taken by them After leaving, how can he see his wife?
"Okay." Ah Shen clapped his hands and said cheerfully, "Then let's go now."
With a wave of Gu Linshan's hand, the pig boss returned to his original form, and the three of them walked down the mountain together.
"What's your name?" Ah Cen suddenly looked at Boss Pig and asked.
The pig boss said proudly: "My name is Zhu Luoda, branded branded branded branded branded star Da, hehe, how are you doing?"
He coerced and lured an old storyteller to give him this name. Although he didn't understand what it meant, the storyteller explained a series of meanings to his name at that time, which made him dizzy, what? I don't remember it either, but it feels like it should be very powerful.
"Zhu Luoda? Zhu Luoda..." Ah Can repeated the name over and over again, "Boss Pig?
Zhu Luoda looked at him puzzled, touched his head honestly, and said: "You can call me Lao Zhu, you don't need to call me Boss."
"Haha, good." Asan leaned against Gu Linshan, stopped smiling, and asked, "Old Zhu, are we coming?"
"It's here, it's right in front." Zhu Luoda suddenly walked to the front and walked out of the intersection in a few steps.
Gu Linshan and Asan followed closely behind. Walking out of the intersection, they saw a small mountain village with many thatched huts. At a glance, there were square fields and golden wheat fields.There are peasant women walking in the fields with baskets on their shoulders, and some farmers are burying themselves in the fields.Every household in the village raises chickens and ducks, and a lot of bacon is dried at the door. It seems that although this village is remote and not rich, life is peaceful.
However, as soon as the three of Gu Linshan appeared here, they broke the peace in the mountain village.
Gu Linshan was holding so many things that he could hardly hold them down, and stood in front of A Shen, watching the villagers who were still rushing forward with all kinds of things, he had no choice but to cast a spell and take the other two people directly from the original place. flew up to the roof, and then ran in the other direction.
Seeing that he finally got rid of those villagers, Gu Linshan led them to the ground and put down the things in his hands.
Ah Shen looked at Zhu Luoda back and forth, as if observing something.Zhu Luoda touched his head in embarrassment, and said, "Hehe, the villagers in Lijia Village have always been very enthusiastic."
Gu Linshan looked at Zhu Luoda who was also holding many things, and said: "It seems that you are quite popular here?"
The group of villagers just rushed up after seeing Zhu Luoda. Many people took a lot of food at home and screamed loudly. It was obvious that they came for Zhu Luoda.
"Actually, before I became the boss of Kuangfengzhai, bandits from Kuangfengzhai often came to Lijia Village to rob. Later, when I came to look for my wife, I happened to see these bandits robbing. Of course I couldn't let my daughter-in-law My son was wronged, so I directly took over the lair of this group of bandits. But they insisted on pulling me to be their boss. I thought, anyway, I want to stay here to see my wife, so I agreed .Since I became a bandit, they are not allowed to rob, and I often help my own villagers." Thinking of this, Zhu Laoda said proudly, "That's why they welcome me so much."
"Well, that's right, if you do more good deeds, you have a small amount of merit now, and it will be beneficial to your cultivation in the future." Gu Linshan looked at him and nodded.
"Haha, thank you, Daoist."
"At the beginning of human beings, the nature is good, the nature is similar, and if you don't teach it, the nature will change..."
Suddenly, the sound of reading was heard, and the three of them followed the sound and looked around, only to see a house with the size of half an acre of land standing not far away, which seemed to be an elementary school.
Zhu Luoda was full of joy and said: "Master Daoist, young master, we have arrived, and we are here."
After listening to Ah Shen, he raised his foot and wanted to go to the school, but before he reached the door, Zhu Luoda grabbed him and dragged him to the corner.
"Don't, don't, son, let's just watch by the window."
"Why?" Ah Shen frowned, puzzled.
Zhu Luoda's eyes flickered, and he said guiltyly: "He is in class now, let's not disturb him."
Attend class?It turned out that he was a gentleman. As a semi-literate person, Ah Can had a good impression of the teacher. He said straightforwardly, "Okay, I'll take a look at the window."
After speaking, Ah Cen and Zhu Luoda looked in through the window furtively together, while Gu Linshan stood quietly behind A Cen, obviously not interested in the situation in the house.
The inside of the house is in the shape of a lobby, with many desks neatly arranged, and some children with pigtails sitting sparsely.
A young man in a light blue coarse cloth gown was standing in the aisle between the tables, holding an old book in one hand, and walking back and forth with the other behind his back.
"The way to teach is expensive..."
A clear and warm voice came out of his mouth, and the students followed him to read aloud.Ah Shen watched Zhu Luoda's "wife" secretly. From bottom to top, she was thin, but very slender. She was dressed in light blue clothes, showing that he was full of literati, as if he was born to be a teacher. people.
Ah Shen looked at his face, and sure enough, as Zhu Luoda said, he had a very beautiful face, with fair skin, a pair of red phoenix eyes slightly upturned, even with a slightly bewitching evil, and a dotted under the corner of his right eye. There is a shallow mole of tears, which perfectly blends those eyes slightly.The thin lips are slightly parted, and the lower jaw is slightly pointed.A face is only the size of a palm, and its beauty does not look like that of a man at all.
Ah Shen turned his head and looked at the dizzy Zhu Luoda who had already been fascinated by the people inside. He couldn't imagine that the beautiful woman was the wife of the little white pig in front of him.
Moreover, no matter how indistinguishably beautiful he is, he is still a man.
Ah Shen waved his hand in front of Zhu Luoda, "Hey, hello, old pig?" Ah Shen called softly, but Zhu Luoda still had a dumbfounded look on his face.
Seeing this, Gu Linshan stretched out his index finger to touch the back of Zhu Luoda's head. Zhu Luoda woke up instantly, but before he could react, he bumped his head into the window and knocked it open.
The sound of reading aloud in the room came to an abrupt end, and Li Cha narrowed his red phoenix eyes slightly, staring out the window: "Who's there?"
Zhu Luoda huddled under the window and dared not come out, Ah Jian had been found, so he simply stood up carelessly, and he and Gu Linshan appeared in front of Li Chang.
Facing the suspicious gaze cast by Li Cha, Ah Shen smiled resolutely, squinted his eyes, and beckoned.He said:
"Hello, Mrs. Zhu~"
Uh……
Uh……
All the students in the school stared wide-eyed, and the beautiful teacher seemed to be about to bite his silver teeth.
Gu Linshan stayed out of the matter now, and Zhu Luoda fell to the ground with a bang.
Ah Shen withdrew his hand in embarrassment, did he say something wrong?
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