don't bother me knitting

Chapter 3

Hearing Mao Tuanzi solemnly say the word 'magic pressure', Gu Lou felt the surroundings carefully, the cool autumn wind flowed through the skeleton, blowing the blades of grass, the night was very peaceful and there was no threat.

He poked the hairball, and poked the little guy on all fours: "Is it because the little monster left you with too much psychological shadow just now?"

Mao Tuanzi got up and crossed his short hands on his chest: "I'm an old goblin who has lived for more than 2000 years. How could I be afraid of a little monster! Speaking of which, what kind of monster are you?"

"Spirit?" This question stumped Gu Lou. If you want to say what he is now, it must not be a human being, and it is strange enough that there are demons and demons in this world. Will there be human beings?

"In this world, are there humans?"

"Human beings are the most numerous here. Are you just becoming a spirit? Can bones become spirits too?"

The fleshy little hair ball jumped down and circled around the little skull, "It stands to reason that after the 'spirit' of the previous life dissipated, the remains would not be able to become spirits."

After listening to Mao Tuanzi's words, Gu Lou fell into the three ultimate philosophical questions - who am I, where do I come from, and where am I going.

After thinking about it, Gu Lou said hesitantly, "I...I'm probably a bone spirit."

In just a short while, the sky was already pale, and the first ray of morning light shone on the monster's corpse, and the two black mist evaporated and dissipated at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Mao Tuanzi said nervously: "Get out of here quickly, don't be discovered by humans. If you are discovered like this, you will be arrested."

"Abducted? By whom? Where?"

"The Special Management Office is an organization of awakened human beings. The human beings in it all have supernatural powers. Some great monsters who can transform themselves will also join this organization to contribute to the peace of the Three Realms. In order to avoid causing panic among ordinary humans , Unformed monsters are forbidden to step into human society, and you are so ostentatious in human territory, disrupting the order of ordinary humans, be careful to be locked up."

"Transfiguration?"

Mao Tuanzi said anxiously: "Stop talking, this is the border of Chengchuan City, you run down the mountain, be careful not to run into the human beings in the village at the foot of the mountain, jump over a power grid and you will go to the wild, and come back when you can change form, In order to repay your life-saving grace today, I will be your guarantor and take you to apply for a monster ID card!"

Mao Tuanzi pulled out the three furs on his tail, and said, "Blow one when you miss me, and you must blow it with your own breath." After saying that, it bounced and ran in the opposite direction without looking back. go.

Gu Lou pinched the three hairs and shouted from behind: "Where are you going?"

"I'm going to the human world to find food, goodbye..."

Looking from the back, Gu Lou could only see a little furry buttock disappearing from sight.

After Mao Tuanzi left, Gu Lou himself, a skeleton, suddenly felt a little lonely. He had existed in a strange way for so many years, and he thought he would never have such emotions again.

The sky has gradually brightened, and Gu Lou also understands that his current appearance is not suitable for staying in the human world, and "eliminating dissidents" is applicable no matter where he is, he turns around and walks down the mountain according to the instructions of the little hamster .

On the way down the mountain from Gulou:

A woodcutter who went up the mountain to chop wood was stunned.

"Ah! Ghost!"

Scared and cried a boy who went out to release water.

"Mom! There are bone spirits!"

Scared away the most handsome dog in the village, Dahei.

"rua! woof!"

He passed the boundary marker of "Chengchuan City" and jumped over the high-voltage power grid with agility. One hundred thousand volts had no effect on a skeleton.

He picked a small yellow flower on the side of the road and inserted it between his bones for decoration.

Being a living fossil that has been immobile for thousands of years, someone else would have gone crazy. It is also a strong psychological quality that has been honed over the years. Xiaokulou quickly accepted the fact that he has traveled to another world, and he can move as freely as he does now. Action, Little Skull is already very grateful.

Now that God has given you a chance, then... let's live a good life as a skeleton.

A cricket hit the power grid with a snap, and a very tiny starburst floated up from the cricket and flew into the heart of the pendant. There were constant drops of energy within a radius of several hundred meters that were too small to be seen by the naked eye. The stars gathered in the pendant.

Behind Little Skull, three pairs of scarlet eyes followed him from a distance, and the sound of "rustling" gliding followed.

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"Brother, he scared away two humans and one dog. He doesn't seem to be afraid of cruel, terrifying and bloodthirsty humans at all. If we have him, our plan will definitely succeed."

"Well, let's find a chance to get close to him."

The magic words of the milky voice: "Brother, come on! Second brother, come on!"

A one-story-high black monster came to the power grid and crushed it directly. The current was blocked by the scales on its body. It shivered a bit, and opened its mouth with a series of whispering magic words:

"Brother, that battery is so comfortable."

"Well, it's like getting a full body massage."

The magic words in a baby voice: "I like it."

The monster's three heads looked around: "Huh? Where's the skeleton? Lost it?"

Gu Lou hid behind a tree, and there seemed to be a trace of panic in his round eyes.

With a thick snake body, three horned heads, and ruby-like eyes, what kind of monster is this?

He poked his head out and looked over, huh?Why is the monster with three heads and snake body missing?

Suddenly being patted on the shoulder, Gu Lou turned around and was startled!The monster is right behind him!

Although there is no respiratory organ, Gu Lou still tries to "breathe deeply" to calm himself down.

Calm down, there is everything in this world, and this monster doesn't seem to be malicious.

He backed up again and again until his back hit a tree before stopping.

The three big snakes swam over closely behind, the head in the middle was obviously bigger, and it was whispering magic words. Miraculously, the little skull understood it.

It said, "Hello, brother."

Gu Lou: "..."

The three-headed snake didn't seem to feel the fear and indifference of the little skull, and said to himself: "Hello, we are the Hydra of the demon clan."

"Nine...heads?" Gu Lou gestured with his fingers in doubt, one, two, three, there are only three heads, and the one on the far left is short and thin.

Gu Lou's voice sounded in the monster's mind, and the three-headed snake reacted in a daze, and explained: "We are only 600 years old this year, and we are still cubs."

Gu Lou: "..." So will there be 6 more heads in the future?

"I'm the big head," said the middle head.

"I'm the second head." The head on the right said.

"Ouxi Santou." The short novel on the left curled up the pacifier with its tail and stuffed it back into its mouth for sucking.

Datou looked at the short novel affectionately: "The third brother was born not long ago, and he is only 50 years old this year."

Gu Lou looked at the cub who was "only 600 years old", and then at the short and small cub who was "just born and only 50 years old", and couldn't help but fell into deep thought.

The two heads stared at the little skull for a long time with salivating eyes, and it said: "We saw you killed the little monster without moving, and you are not afraid of horrible, cruel, bloodthirsty and rude humans. It's really amazing." ! So, we need your help with something..."

In the middle of speaking, he bumped his head and interrupted his next words.

The more Gu Lou heard it, the more something was wrong: "A horrible, cruel, bloodthirsty...human being?"

Isn't this really describing the wrong object?Obviously you look scarier, right?

Ertou went on to say: "Yes, human beings are the scariest species in the world. The last time Datou and I wanted to go to a human city to apply for a monster ID card, we met a scary human on the way. He was holding a transparent In a large jar, there is a baby snake’s body soaked in alcohol and a bunch of branches! It’s just a child, and it’s going to die if it dies, and it’s still going to be cruelly abused by humans.”

Gu Lou: "It should be snake wine and Chinese herbal medicine..."

The big head coughed and changed the subject: "Well, don't you know your name yet?"

Gu Lou crossed his arms and asked straight to the point: "Is there anything I can help you with? Why me?"

I wanted to make a request for help, but when Gu Lou said it bluntly, Datou was a little embarrassed: "This matter is a long story, and there are not many demons who meet the requirements, but there is really not enough time. We are willing Exchange our slough for your help."

The big head opened his mouth wide as he spoke, and spit out a transparent snake slough as thin as a cicada's wings from the inner space.

Gu Lou watched helplessly as the snake's slough slid down and covered his head like a white gauze, and was absorbed into the bones in the next second. The whole skeleton was suddenly white as if it would glow, and his whole body was full of energy.

The big head said "surprised": "You accepted our request? Thank you!"

Gu Lou shook his head and waved his hands: "I'm not, I didn't..."

Eyes half-closed, he said quietly: "Our snake slough has the effects of strengthening cultivation, strengthening muscles and bones, preventing evil and blocking evil spirits, prolonging life, regenerating essence and replenishing marrow, nourishing blood and benefiting yang. gem."

This... so precious...

The little skull, who was so poor that only his bones were left, felt a bit of heartache. He looked down and saw that there were a few red blood vessels inside the black pendant that were gradually expanding.

Is it true? My heart aches!

Is this blood?

Gu Lou's hands tremble a little, does this mean that he may become a human again?

"Any more?"

"what?"

"Snake slough, do you still have any?"

The big head and the second head looked at each other, their eyes flashed, and they said in unison: "Yes!"

Gu Lou clutched his chest and made a decision, "Tell me, what do you want me to do?"

"Actually, it's nothing, it's just burglary."

Gu Lou: "???" This is nothing?

Hydra's eyes drifted back and forth with a guilty conscience: "The big deal is to be arrested by the Special Control Office and locked up for a few days."

"..."

On the pirate ship!