txolops Chapter 295 The eldest brother-in-law is going to throw Goddess Bai Zhi 8 meters away!
Chapter 295 The eldest brother-in-law is going to throw Goddess Bai Zhi 8 meters away!
Instantly.
The entire venue was deathly silent.
The streetlights on the playground emitted a cold light, and the air in the throwing area seemed to be sucked out in that instant.
Gu Dapeng remained in a daze, observing the scene.
He stared blankly at the shot put hole that was deeply embedded in the grass, then looked back at the throwing circle a dozen meters away, his lips trembling, unable to utter a single word for a long time.
"Third brother... did something 'dirty' give you a push just now?"
Su Ze was the first to come to his senses and exclaimed in surprise.
"This is not scientific! This completely violates Newton's First Law!"
"They're throwing them farther and farther each time, holy crap!!"
Gu Dapeng took a deep breath and, with trembling hands, pulled the measuring tape to its longest length.
When the scale stopped at that number, he collapsed to the ground with a thud, his eyes filled with desolation.
"How much? Da Peng, just say something!" Lin Le was also getting impatient.
Gu Dapeng raised his head, his honest face filled with utter despair.
Their voices became shrill due to the extreme shock, even cracking slightly.
"18.36 meters..."
"How much?!" Su Ze screamed.
"18.36 meters!!"
Gu Dapeng practically roared it out.
"The standard for a national first-class athlete is 16.2 meters!"
"Third brother, you just casually tossed it like that, and it skipped a level, adding two meters to the distance!!"
Gu Dapeng stared intently at Jiang Bai, his eyes no longer showing any sense of superiority as an "elder brother," but only the despair that followed the collapse of his professional beliefs.
He jumped up suddenly, grabbed Jiang Bai's shoulder, and shook him with great distress:
"Jiang Bai! With talent like yours, what are you doing studying acting at the Shanghai Theatre Academy in Shanghai?!"
"You're committing a crime! You're wasting the country's gold medals!"
"You should go into sports, train hard, and win an Olympic gold medal!!"
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Jiang Bai's head throbbed from the shaking, but he was secretly laughing to himself.
"Master, the 'Mastery' skill bought with 100,000 popularity points is really having a lasting effect."
[Ding! Host, your eyes are currently radiating an aura of "I'm helpless, but I'm just that awesome"—a Versailles-like confidence.]
[By the way, the minimum height requirement for Olympic Games registration is approximately 18.3 meters.]
[Your shot just now put you on the verge of qualifying for the Olympics; you could step in and challenge them at any moment.]
Jiang Bai coughed lightly, forcibly activating his [Advanced Acting Skills], revealing a look that was both somewhat embarrassed and unfathomable after a "sudden realization":
"Dapeng, calm down."
"Just now, I suddenly felt the direction of the wind, felt the resonance of the earth, and then I threw out this result."
"Could this be what's called... the unity of man and nature?"
"Harmony between man and nature, my foot!"
Gu Dapeng choked so hard his face turned red and his neck bulged.
"That's some kind of divine infusion! It's like the God of War has possessed you!"
"You reached two or three meters the first time, fifteen meters the second time, and eighteen meters the third time!"
"At this rate of progress, if you train for a week, will you be able to jump to 23 meters next time and crush the world record like a rag?"
Jiang Bai touched his nose: "It's not that bad."
I need to add at least a few more points to my stamina.
While 12 o'clock is powerful now, it hasn't reached the level of "Superman".
Meanwhile, several students who were practicing nearby seemed to be frozen in place.
"How much? I think I just heard someone shout 18.36 meters?"
A muscular guy in a vest rubbed his ears, his face saying, "I must have been hallucinating from lifting weights last night."
"Holy crap, is this data real, buddy?"
Several people gathered around, looking at Gu Dapeng with puzzled expressions.
Gu Dapeng, who had just been shocked and turned pale, suddenly had his pretentious gene activated the moment he saw that there were outsiders present.
He took a deep breath very discreetly, forcibly suppressing the urge to kneel down before Jiang Bai.
The face that was originally shocked.
In a split second, he switched to that calm smile that suggests "being a disciple of a master, unperturbed by praise or criticism."
He rolled up the ruler with the elegance of rolling up a masterpiece, glanced at it sideways, and uttered three words indifferently:
"Eighteen meters and 36 centimeters, what, any doubt?"
Holy crap!
The people who had gathered around all gasped in unison, and the temperature on the playground seemed to drop two degrees because of this collective inhalation.
"Dude, you're not kidding, are you?"
The leading PE student swallowed hard and pointed to the ridiculously distant bomb crater.
"18.36 meters... Isn't that the record for a first-class male shot putter?"
Someone chimed in.
"No, that's the qualification requirement for the Olympics!"
"Cough cough, are you alright? No need to make such a fuss."
Gu Dapeng dusted off his hands, picked up the remaining shot put with one hand, and looked completely nonchalant.
"This is only Jiang Bai's third warm-up today."
"I was getting a feel for the game the first time, I was adjusting my aim in the second game, and in the third game... I just used about 70-80% of my strength."
"Right, third brother?"
As he spoke, Gu Dapeng winked at Jiang Bai in an extremely flirtatious manner.
Jiang Bai stood in the center of the throwing circle, looking at Gu Dapeng's arrogant face, and his lips twitched violently.
"Holy crap, I didn't expect Gu Dapeng to be even better at showing off than me!"
"They even made up phrases like 'warm-up' and 'perform at 70-80%'?"
Although he was inwardly complaining, he didn't expose Gu Dapeng. He nodded, looking shy, clearly acknowledging the explanation.
"Jiang Bai? I remember now, isn't he Goddess Bai Zhi's brother!"
"18.36 meters, just warming up? Are you really from the performing arts department?"
The boy in the vest still couldn't believe it, looking Jiang Bai up and down at his handsome and tall figure.
"That physique, that explosive power... Could this be the legendary 'Chosen One'?"
"Maybe? After all, even an ordinary person couldn't throw that far!"
"Alright, we're going to do the high jump now. You guys take your time throwing them."
Gu Dapeng pulled Jiang Bai up, winking at Su Ze and Lin Le as they walked towards the plastic track.
When you're showing off, know when to stop—that's the mark of a true master!
Besides, he also needed to hurry up and test other items for Jiang Bai.
"If the third child throws it three times, he can reach the Olympic standard."
"Perhaps he also has exceptional talent in other areas!"
After the group left.
The students who remained in place watched Jiang Bai and the others leave, then looked at the shot put pit on the lawn, and remained lost in thought for a long time.
Is it really eighteen meters?
Holy crap, a shot put god has descended upon the world!
The stunned group attracted the curiosity of those around them.
"Hey bro, what are you doing?"
"What?! The shot put was thrown 18 meters? Holy crap!"
The exclamation drew the attention of bystanders, and someone else went up to inquire about the situation.
In a short while.
In the shot put area, the news had spread like wildfire across the playground.
"Hey! Did you hear? Jiang Bai from the performing arts department just threw a ball over eighteen meters!"
"Are you kidding me? Eighteen meters is the level of an Olympic athlete. He's a freshman in college, studying acting. Can he really throw that far?"
"It's true! I saw it with my own eyes! Old Gu was measuring it with a ruler over there; it was 18 meters and 36 centimeters, not an inch off!"
The news spread to other places.
But news is like a virus on university campuses.
Every time it passes through a mouth, a bizarre mutation occurs.
Ten minutes later, on the second floor of the cafeteria.
"Holy crap, big news! Jiang Baizhi's brother, Jiang Bai, crushed a shot put with one punch on the playground, then threw it 23 meters, breaking the world record!"
Twenty minutes later, in the library study room.
"Hey, did you hear? Jiang Bai showed off his superhuman strength on the playground to support Jiang Baizhi."
"He not only broke the world record for shot put, but also said he'd throw his sister Jiang Baizhi directly from the podium to the opposite dormitory building on the day of the school sports meet, to demonstrate what the Jiang family's parabolic aesthetics are all about!"
After half an hour.
The Shanghai Theatre Academy's campus network.
A post titled "Brother-in-law Jiang Bai wants to throw his sister 18 meters away" was instantly pushed to the top of the homepage.
Comment area:
[What the heck is this "throwing his own sister" thing? Have clickbait headlines gotten this outrageous lately?]
[It's true! I heard it from Gu Dapeng myself. Jiang Bai plans to use the force of his shot put to throw his sister onto the podium for the ribbon-cutting ceremony on the day of the school sports meet!]
[Holy crap, if you throw him onto the podium, wouldn't that be 180 meters?]
[Help! It sounds terrifying, but if Goddess Bai Zhi really flew eighteen meters through the air... I really want to see that! Of course, she has to land in my arms in the end!]
[To the person upstairs: If it flew 18 meters and landed in your arms, it would mean the death of both mother and child!]