Am I a scumbag?

Chapter 38 Lan Wang kissed me, kissed the sour plum.

The spring is warm and the flowers are blooming and the sun is shining brightly.However, Commander Su had a very decadent life.

That day he took off his black clothes with style, but now he regrets that he couldn't end it.

I can only ask my younger brothers to drink away their sorrows and get drunk.One day I was drinking gloomily, when suddenly my younger brother ran in: "Congratulations brother, congratulations brother!"

"The Tian family has bestowed a good marriage on the eldest brother! We brothers will have a sister-in-law in the future!"

Su Xu was still drunk and hazy, but when she heard this, she woke up instantly.

"What did you say, say it again?"

The younger brothers are already crazy about the good news.All kinds of congratulations—the emperor specifically asked the boss a few days ago, and he really liked their boss!

"Give me a marriage??? Give me a marriage? The dog emperor must have a conspiracy! If you don't marry, you won't marry even if you die!"

The protest was submerged in the cups and cups of the younger brothers.

The younger brother also persuaded him: "Ha, brother, keep your voice down! Now that King Lan and His Majesty are in harmony, we Wuyiwei must also be cautious in our words and deeds. What's more, there are so many good marriages? Princess Fujing, Jinzhiyuye, after you They are also relatives of the emperor and the family of His Majesty!"

Su Xu: "What golden branches and jade leaves! I don't care - wait a minute, what princess did you just say?"

"Princess Fujing."

"What happened to Princess Fujing?"

"Give me a marriage to you, Boss!"

Su Xu: "Who is the marriage given to?"

"Boss, you."

"Who gave me the marriage?"

"..."

Zhuo Ziang, who was sitting on the side, said, "Princess Fujing! It was the boss who asked me to send melons to the mansion a few days ago, and asked me for two hours, and then gave the boss back a small sachet of wintersweet flowers embroidered by himself. That Fu, Jing, Jun, and Lord of the world!"

Su Xu: "..."

"Boss? Boss!"

"It's not good, brother seems to have had a stroke!"

It is said that that day, after Boss Su woke up, he was still swearing.

"The Hateful Dog Emperor really has insight into people's hearts, and he is used to grabbing other people's weaknesses and giving them favors! He, he even..."

"For me to be so scheming, one can imagine how many tricks have been used by Master Lan?!"

However, after cursing in the afternoon, he went straight to the palace to thank him in the evening.

That year, the short story between Princess Fujing and Commander Su became a best-selling short story book in the capital.

That year, "Ten curses and thanks" became a hot word in Huadu.

……

Yan Yuliang was waiting for Su Xu to thank her.

"Lanlan, let's go to see him together. Let's go? Why are your hands cold? What are you afraid of? Since he is willing to thank you, the matter is more than half done! You go out and give him a step, say a few words of your own, Wouldn't it be reconciled as before?"

Having said that, King Lan was still stiff.

He has been like this since he was a child.Facing the enemy, no matter how sharp the opponent is, no matter how powerful the minions are, he has never been afraid.But the closer he was to the person, the more helpless he was.A word, a cold look, a little bit of incomprehension and distrust are enough to penetrate his armor and seriously wound the soft place inside.

If Su Xu's trip is just a routine to thank him, and he doesn't want to see him, then he...

There was warmth and comfort in my arms.

The emperor hugged him, and patted him on the back as if coaxing a child: "Lan Lan, would you like a hug?"

Feeling better now.much better.

Zhuang Qing and Qu Qiang held up his spirits, he had to act like King Lan, so that Azhao could not feel that he was useless and imposing.

But seeing Yan Yuliang just smiled, he pulled up the tip of his sleeve a little dotingly: "Lanlan is not afraid, I will explain everything to him in detail later, and you will be friendly by the side. I will keep him to change his mind and have nothing to say." explain!"

Yan Yuliang was full of confidence.

He is fully prepared.Not only did he deliberately dress up and try his best not to be compared, but he also prepared a set of friendly, intimidating and seductive emperor's thick black win over, confident that he can fool Commander Su so that his mother doesn't even know him.

Never imagined.As soon as they went out, the faces of the three present were in a daze.

Su Xu was confused because he didn't expect King Lan to be there.

After regretting for so many days, I finally saw the young master again, my mind went blank, only tears filled my eyes.

Woohoo, young master, did he not eat well?All thin.

It was also because Wang Lan didn't expect that Su Xu's eyes filled with tears.

His throat was a little astringent, and some backlog of sadness in his heart was slowly unraveling on its own.

yes.Azhao is right, there is no room for change in the world.After so many years of love between master and servant, why should he be so unconfident.

The reason why the banquet language is cold and ignorant is——

He finally really met this Commander Su.Although he was prepared to be impacted, he was still... caught off guard! ! !

Su Xu was dressed in black and knelt at the gate of Chuwei Palace, motionless as a mountain.

Emperor Jinyu stared intently at this "Wu Yiwei's most handsome No. 1", and the maid of the princess's mansion said "I missed Su Xu's life" in the mouth of the maid of the princess's mansion. Character:

Xu, Chu.

Xu Chu is the hero in a set of best-selling tough guy short stories in Beijing.A macho man born from the sky, strong and able to fight, with extraordinary courage, he once fought with people shirtless for [-] rounds, known as Huhou.

Yan Yuliang really never, never expected.

In fact, the name "Commander Su" sounds suave and suave, and it sounds like the name of a weak and beautiful woman.

It turned out that the real person was nine feet tall!Zhou Zhou Zhengzheng has thick eyebrows and big eyes on his face, but with a strong and strong tendon and muscle strength, he only shows that he is unstoppable, and Kong Wu is healthy and powerful!

"..."

Even though, to a certain extent, it is indeed "first-class handsome and unrestrained".Moreover, the princess and the young men in Wuyiwei, who can appreciate this kind of masculine and rough man, have very high aesthetic quality.

"..."

It's just that, Yan Yuliang silently re-imagined the scene where Lan Wang and this person talked and whispered at night.

It's not the same painting style as what he sketched before!

...that's fine.

He coughed, but Fuling came out from behind holding a brocade box: "Master Su, the edict of bestowing marriage will be sent to the mansion tomorrow, so you can go back quickly and prepare for the engagement. Your Majesty also made a special trip to congratulate the wedding calligraphy." Please take the copy, Mr. Su."

Yan Yuliang: Is it too late to say that I don't want to give it away now?

This calligraphy is nothing else, but an ugly hand-painted "I and King Lan Climbing the Tower Hand in Hand", which was also mounted.The painting time was before he met the real Su Xu.

Yan Yuliang watched Su Xu Xie En accept the brocade box, and could only secretly rejoice.

Fortunately, he reined in the precipice and didn't draw another "Picture of King Lan's Wind Flowing Out of Bath".

……

Everyone was happy about this matter, and the people who eat melons in the capital also love this story.

Only Dali Temple Minister Xi Xingjian was not satisfied.

Xi Xingjian had no objection to the princess, but was mainly dissatisfied with Su Xu.Soon there was a lawsuit against Su Xu in the capital the day before yesterday for drinking and behaving badly, calling His Majesty the "Dog Emperor". How can such a rebellious person have the qualifications to marry the Royal Princess?

Yan Yuliang: "..."

"Hahaha."

Xi Qing is so rare and strange, Su Xu probably said a lot more than this outrageous thing.

But after all, he brought back important information about changes in Beimo. Anyway, Yan Yuliang is broad-minded and doesn’t like to get angry, so let’s treat him as a crime. As long as he returns from his mistakes in the future, he is still willing to give him one or two more times. chance.

Why not?

If the king of a country does not give his own people a chance, should he give others a chance?

Besides, the one Su Xu is going to marry now is Princess Yan, so how can such a ruthless character who has been "squealing" not be able to control him?You must know that the dog of the banquet overcomes all things!

Of course, Yan Yuliang couldn't tell him to scold the dog emperor for nothing.

……

Yan Yuliang hid Su Xu's excerpt on purpose, but Lan Wang still saw it.

That morning, at the next court, Xi Xingjian was called to stop, and he wanted to talk alone.

Soon after Xi Xing was found, Xu Zizhen said, "Xi Qing, is everything okay? Did you, Shen Suxu, be caught by King Lan? What did he say?"

Xi Xingjian: "...Lan Wang said, I heard that there is a plum tree in my courtyard, and now it is as graceful as a cover."

Xu Zizhen: "Huh?"

Xi Xing stroked his eyebrows, and it was also deeply ridiculous.There is a plum tree in his yard that bears a lot of fruit every year, and he doesn't like to waste it, so he makes a lot of dried plums every year to send to relatives and friends, and Pei Yi is especially good at making plum wine.

As a result, today, King Lan came to ask him to beg for plums!

He had an awkward but reluctant begging face, Xi Xingjian had never seen anyone ask someone for something with such an expression.

Xu Zizhen: "This...?"

"Xi Qing's homemade prunes are indeed delicious, and His Majesty once praised them, but they are really famous to such an extent? Haha, wouldn't it be possible to open a shop and sell them in the capital to ensure a prosperous business."

Xi Xingjian: I don't want to sell it to King Lan even if I open a shop! ! !

In the end, Pei Yi tried to persuade her when she went home, but she still had to obediently give it up.There are more than a dozen packs of heavy dried plums from Jiuzhi, and several large jars of green plum wine.Xi Xingjian comforted himself while writing the catalogue, at least the inkstone and paper he used were "gifted by King Lan" last time.

well.There is no way for the monarch and his ministers to be harmonious, so let's treat the power as a courtesy!

……

Zhuang Qingqu knew that Azhao had put a lot of effort into Su Xu's affairs, but he still had to be scolded as a dog emperor, and felt deeply ashamed and distressed.

But I don't know how to coax people, so I can only find something he likes and try to make him happy.

Entering the palace, only to find that Yan Yuliang was holding a pen proudly, with the expression that some treacherous scheme has succeeded again.Lan Wang couldn't help laughing.

"What bad things did you secretly do again?"

Yan Yuliang: "Hey, Lanlan, you are back, what is so sweet? Ahhhhhhhhhhh where did you get the dried plums! Give me a bite."

Zhuang Qingqu fed him, his fingertips were licked wet.His heart moved slightly, but it was a pity that he caught a glimpse of the tricks on the desk the next moment.It was a list of royal gifts for the new wedding of the princess, many rewards, gorgeously containing private goods——

A fully annotated copy of the forbidden book "The Secret Art of Shrew Yufu".

King Lan: "Azhao..."

This is a bit too cruel.

Yan Yuliang also quibbled: "I am too, heck, I think about the harmony between the two of you after marriage."

The naughty mouth was immediately blocked, however, Lan Wang also forgot one thing.

The sour dried plum leaves a faint taste on the lips.

Zhuang Qingqu: "..."

He tried his best to bear it, until his eyes were red and he wanted to kiss.

Yan Yuliang: "You don't want to die, come and drink water!" Absolutely, knowing the sour and eating the sour, King Lan is also kind!

……

outside the palace.

Xun Chang drank yellow sand in the desert for several years, and naturally indulged in the prosperity of the capital every day after returning.Enjoying flowers, watching operas, drinking and having fun, spending money like Xi Xingjian and Xu Zizhen are very happy.

Anyway, he was not in a hurry, and waited for Lan Wang to find him.

After waiting for several days, Lan Wang did not arrive, but unexpectedly, his old friend Yuwen Changfeng returned to Beijing.

Yuwen Changfeng: "I'm back. Xiao Xi! Ah Chang! This is Xu Qing who is often mentioned in Xiao Xi's letters, right? Sure enough, he is a talented person, okay?"

The three people who were slobbering and confused: "..."

People come and go in broad daylight, unexpectedly there is disciple Meng Lang kissing Xi Qing and then Xu Qing at the gate of the city!

Yuwen Changfeng: "Hahaha, everyone doesn't know, this is a meeting ceremony in Western countries. In Yinlan and Kanyu countries, men will kiss face to face every day when they meet! They are very affectionate!"

Crowd: "..."

I still remember that more than ten years ago, Qin Tianjian Xun's family, gold and stone antique master Xi's family lived in the same street as Master Yuwen who had not been thrown to Beimo at that time. Xun Chang, Xi Xingjian and Yuwen Changfeng played together since childhood .

Yuwen Changfeng was very timid when he was a child, and he was still soft and quiet and crying until he was a teenager.Unexpectedly, after ten years of overseas travel and training, he has become so tanned, tall and straight, with a cheerful face.

Yuwen Changfeng was arranged by his father to leave.

His father, Yu Wenhuaji, may be an old man who is well versed in thick black dog culture in the whole Daxia.You said he didn't trust the ability of the current emperor, and he said he voluntarily stayed in the frontier as an intelligence officer.But if you want to say that he trusts the emperor, he arranged for his precious son to go abroad for a study tour early on.

Even if he didn't win the bet, it wouldn't hurt his son, and at worst he wouldn't come back.

It's really hard to prepare with both hands!

But now that Daxia is gradually rising steadily and full of vitality, he dares to call his son back to contribute to Daxia.

Dogs have everything in the end.

……

Yuwen Changfeng was tired all the way, but he was anxious to visit the capital.

For so many years, he traveled through Jiaonan and Yingzhou, and went to Luoyun Kingdom where singing and dancing are peaceful.I have seen the surrounding small countries gloating at Daxia's decline, and I have also seen the wealthy people in Luoyun show off to him repeatedly "inadvertently", with a look of disdain and pity.

What's more, it is said that Daxia's 300-year history is "just a poor and weak country in the east".In Yuwen Changfeng's view, those countries themselves are small barbarian countries that are not worth mentioning.

In the end, he really ran far away, to Yinlan and Kanyu, which are far away at the end of the sea.

The Great Xia in the hearts of the people over there is still the Great Xia when all nations came to court hundreds of years ago when Emperor Wu was in power.There are countless Qionglou Yuyu, Xiangchebaoyi, and all the pavilions are golden glazed tiles, which are splendid and mysterious.

Yuwen Changfeng has been wandering abroad for many years, learning the languages ​​and cultures of various countries.

He has also been favored and appreciated in foreign countries, promising a bright future for beautiful women and family members.But they all declined.

Somehow, he always felt that he would return to his hometown one day.

In the tenth year of his study tour, he received a letter from his father telling him to go home.His father's temperament told him to go home, either Daxia will be better or Daxia will be completely over.He was very impatient and asked all the way.

Luoyunren said that he had never heard of the subjugation of the Great Xia, but he was still poor and weak.People from Jiaonan said that at least we would live in peace and not fight, and life must be much better than in Daxia.

Until Yuwen Changfeng set foot on Daxia's hometown again, and saw with his own eyes a completely different scenery from ten years ago.

The rumors are all false, you still have to see with your own eyes.

The closer you get to the capital, the more excited you become.

The hustle and bustle of Huadu, the capital city, and the cakes in Baozhu City made him widen his eyes, pinching himself a few times to make sure this was not a dream.I still remember that he left Daxia ten years ago and cried all the way from the capital to the Western Regions.And ten years later, when the horses and horses walked through the bustling West Market, he no longer loved to cry.

Two years ago, he met a bearded man with blond hair in the Kanyu Kingdom. The bearded man kept excitedly saying that his wife, wife, and great-grandfather had been to Daxia during the time of Emperor Wu, and said that Daxia Qionglouyuyu was bustling with cars and horses. The fairyland on earth.He was bound to make a "pilgrimage" one day.

Yuwen Changfeng didn't know the prosperity of the Great Xia during Emperor Wu's time.

But he believed that the great summer in front of him was also a great summer that would not disappoint people from afar.

……

Yu Wenchang was watching the scenery in Huadu, and the people watching the scenery were watching him.

The four of them paraded around the streets in an ordinary manner, and the capital became restless.

How can you not be restless. "Six Parts and Two Bibis" Master Xi and Master Xu went shopping together, which was a great scene that everyone loved to see, not to mention that they brought two very eye-catching men by their side today.

A gold-toned red dress has a touch of red at the corners of his eyes, and his skin is snow-white and glamorous.Another tall and handsome man with black hair and black pupils has a rare high nose and deep eyes.

"That person seems to be Yuwen Changfeng..."

"Huh? The son of Lord Yuwen who was sent to be the prefect of the frontier?"

"Yeah, I heard that this person used to be a student with the emperor, maybe~ I beg his father for mercy, and his father will come back!"

"Secretly, look at the beautiful young man in red clothes surrounded by the three of them, he is probably a princess disguised as a man! It's written in the storybook."

"Princess? We still have a princess in Daxia?"

"There must be, you haven't heard of it."

So today, the little gossip in the capital is also buzzing, and for a while, the small storybook workshop "Princess Weifu Private Interview" has also begun to create.

What's more, I started to study Bimei when I was bored.It is said that there is a rumor that there is no King Lan in the world, but Yuwen Changfeng is also peerless and handsome today. If there is anyone who can compete with King Lan, it must be this person.

Xun Chang laughed silently.

Yuwen Changfeng's mother was the maid of the former queen, Princess Luoxie. The fact of being mixed blood has completely improved his father's short stature and mediocre appearance passed down from generation to generation. Yuwen Changfeng has been good-looking since he was a child.

When reading with me, the little maid likes to fight every day.

Half of the people said that Tan Taihong was the prettiest, and the other half insisted that Yuwen Changfeng was the prettiest.

Later, Zhuang Qingqu gradually grew, and he rode Juechen.The palace maid again became half saying that Zhuang Qingqu was the prettiest, and half continuing to insist that Yuwen Changfeng was the prettiest.

The dispute over who is more beautiful between the young master with phoenix eyes from the Central Plains and the mixed race with deep facial features continued until Yuwen Changfeng left Beijing.

Unexpectedly, ten years later, it would once again become a popular debate topic in Beijing.

……

People in the capital are always asking about what Wuyiwei is talking about every day, King Lan must know.

Xun Chang was still thinking in his heart, hahahaha, he would be sore to death if I was alone, and if another one could equal him, he would probably be mad in the palace.

The next day I received Yi's decree, but I couldn't laugh anymore.

Because he was "familiar with Daxia's customs and customs", King Lan specially sent him as an envoy to go to northern Xinjiang on behalf of Daxia.And Yuwen Changfeng was sent as a deputy envoy because of "studying for many years and being proficient in languages ​​​​of various countries".

We will leave Beijing in two days, so there is no delay.

Xun Chang: "..."

Yuwen Changfeng: "Ah Chang, how did you offend Zhuang Qingqu? I didn't even sit on the stool in Beijing this time... I really want to see Your Majesty!"

Xun Chang: "You must not see His Majesty anymore."

Who made you too beautiful?King Lan will not let His Majesty see you even if he is a ghost.

But that's fine, otherwise you go to "Western etiquette" with His Majesty, and you can go to northern Xinjiang with your father to eat sand.