Xianjia Grocery Store

Chapter 1 Reservoir 1: The Little Boss

In the section for asking for help and answering questions on the No Crazy No Survival Forum, a row of neat and orderly exclamation marks appeared, as if they were burning torches, expressing the urgency and shock in the host's heart.

In the main building, the landlord put out a row of exclamation marks first, and then began to describe the development of the matter in the next line.

2L Cat Beard: Please allow me to breathe a sigh of relief! ! !Let’s @grocery store boss first let’s talk about our altar owner & Banzhu Da 3L cat beard: Alright, all altar friends, those who have been stationed in Mad Demon for more than three years should be familiar with me, and you should know that I’m not the kind of old cat that you can search on Baidu A supernatural photo, combined with pictures and texts, said that I have seen ghosts and demons with my own eyes, although we madmen are indeed a person who discusses 'cannot be explained by science', 'supernatural phenomena', 'UFOs, cultivators, and supermen hidden in the city' forum.

But what I want to say today is absolutely true!If there is one sentence that is not true, you come to my house and beat me up! ! !

At this time, Mao Huzi announced the new floor, and after refreshing it, there are already several old people who are stationed in the altar, and they have left messages below.

4L beautiful Chihuahua: Catch up with the live broadcast, just wait.But... smashing the pot?Don't live broadcast Chixiang?

5L I'm at a loss for words: It's rare to see Lao Mao so excited, maybe it's a bit dry

6L Sword Spirit World: Old cat, first tell me what kind of post this is, UFO?Cultivator?Superman?

7L Fat Doll: Front row, grab a lollipop and wait

The old cat quickly read it line by line. The beautiful Chihuahua is a man who loves dogs. He thinks that dogs are the most suitable life partner. Of course, his taste is not serious enough to have sex with dogs. There are goblins like Xiaoqing and Bai Suzhen, but of course the main body is a cute puppy.

I am poor at words, and many people speculate that he is a scientist or writer. Every time a newcomer posts a few supernatural photos, or a so-called ghost story that he saw with his own eyes, he will refute it with a long overview of scientific logic.

In the sword spirit world, the old cat once thought he was a boy in the second stage of middle school, because he was very sure of the existence of cultivators, and hoped that one day his talent and spirituality would be valued by the immortals, and he would be included in the sect. , Prestige and prestige.But Lao Mao saw this man with his own eyes a few days ago. He was the owner of an auto repair shop who was 35 or six years old, had a beer belly, and drove a Mercedes-Benz commercial vehicle.

The old cat thought for a while before replying to him.

Mao Huzi replied: "It's very complicated...it's not a UFO, and there is no Superman."

After replying, the old cat shifted its attention to Fat Baby's message.

The fat baby is the next-door version of the bamboo, according to the words of the madman, it is the person from the grocery store.

What does the grocery store mean? Some newcomers are confused and don't understand it.

The old cat is the first batch of members of the madman. He has been stationed in the forum for five years. He understands the origin of the grocery store. He also heard people say that the founder of the madman is the owner of the grocery store. At that time, I was not very old, about fifteen or sixteen years old, but now, I should be about 20 years old, right?

This fat doll is a clerk in a grocery store and a master in the Fengshui area. The art of Fengshui is not so mysterious to people nowadays. There are many Fengshui masters stationed in Mad Demon. The old cat doesn't know about it, but broke in by accident In the next panel, it seems that those Feng Shui masters are very convinced and even worship the fat baby.

Maohuzi replied to Fat Baby: The owner of the next door is flattered to follow the post, ORZ, those masters will not come here after hearing the news, right?

This is not an exaggeration as the old cat said, the Feng Shui area has raised the fat baby to the level of a god, and it has always been wherever the bamboos go, wherever they go, the fat baby always comes with a bunch of tails.

The old cat replied to the previous two posts again, and then began to use the keyboard to type what he saw last night.

8L Catbeard: I passed by Xishuang Road last night, and I would like to introduce it to friends who are not in City A. The bustling road is surrounded by wealthy villas, large shopping malls, and hotels.At that time, my friend and I walked out of the hotel, and he took a taxi home. My home was nearby, so he was slightly drunk and walked towards the corner of the villa area with the dim light of the street lights.

When I arrived at the gate of the villa area, I used to look inside. After all, the old cat was also very envious of the people who could live there. Unexpectedly, I saw an amazing scene in front of a villa.Because I was far away, I didn't see everything clearly, I can only describe roughly...

The old cat was leaning on the wall, panting heavily, and humming.

He took two unsteady steps, and when he passed the iron gate of the villa area, he glanced inside.In front of the villa in the distance, a black figure wandered around, unable to see what it was, at this moment a person walked out from the villa, and this person seemed to be carrying someone behind his back.

The black shadow calmed down, but suddenly there was a strong wind, and the old cat staggered and fell to the ground.When he got up and looked up at the door of the villa again, he saw that black shadow was like a ghost, attached to a person strangely. At that time, the old cat thought it was dazzled, so he rubbed his eyes and continued to look.

There was no trace of the black shadow, but the person being carried suddenly stood up by himself, hunched over like an old man, and followed the person who carried him (her) back to the villa step by step.

9L Cat Beard: That’s how it happened. At that time, I was drunk and didn’t care at all. I got up early this morning and thought about it. I was terrified, so I posted a post for the forum friends to comment. Is it because the old cat is blinded in advance? , Or did you really encounter something unclean yesterday?

10L Beautiful Chihuahua: Boring!Breaking ground! ╮(╯▽╰)╭Old cat, you wait to be smashed. 11L Sword Spirit World replied to the beautiful Chihuahua: Not necessarily.

12L re-walking on the barren hills: I want to hear @我很精货的viewpoint

13L I am at a loss for words: too brief... But I believe in Lao Mao, when people lie, they put more emphasis on logic to make it look trustworthy, but there are too many loopholes, which will make people feel rigid, rigid and deliberate.The old cat's description is not complete, it is precisely because he has experienced it that he expresses it this way.

14L re-walking the barren hills replied that I am at a loss for words: God, I am very curious about your occupation...

The only people who really support the old cat are Sword Spirit World and I, who are poor at words. The following comments are all against it, such as: 'boring', 'Why don't you make up stories like that', 'Now the old cat is depraved ', 'I passed by Xishuang Road yesterday, why didn't I see it'.

The old cat pulled down more than ten floors in a row, and was suddenly attracted by a message.

35L Fat Doll: The old cat, the little boss is reading the post (ˉ(∞)ˉ)

The next floor turned out to be full of people from the Feng Shui district.

36L's fate must have: I am a fan of Banzhu next door, and I follow Mr. Banzhu by a paw print. 37L Taixu Daochang: I was born as a fat baby Banzhu, and died as a fat baby Banzhu's ghost. 38L I can't pass people: death Poke @胖娃大人, [picture] [picture] I have chased here, help me see which Fengshui of these two houses is okay!I don't trust anyone but you!

39L follows the law of nature: It feels like the building is crooked... But, it means that the prestige of Mr. Fat Baby is getting higher and higher.

The old cat couldn't help feeling sour when he saw it. The building he was asking for help was abruptly crooked.

He refreshed it again, and automatically blocked all the people in the Fengshui area, ignoring them. His hand holding the mouse stopped suddenly, and his eyes stopped on a short message.

Grocery store owner: The content of the post is true and is under investigation√

Everyone who is crazy knows that the grocery store owner will accept a few supernatural cases every month. He does not receive compensation for active acceptance, and pays a commission fee for passive acceptance. Know what is going on.

Lao Mao once heard an old friend who had seen the owner of the grocery store and was accepted for a case drunk say that the owner of the grocery store is not a mortal, he is a god, he looks like a child, but his soul is an adult, just like a Tianshan boy Grandma, she also knows how to walk with a sword in the novel.

Although the old cat didn't believe these rumors, he couldn't help being excited when he saw the rare owner of the altar. He suppressed his mood and went back to the owner of the complicated goods store.

42L Catbeard returned to the owner of the complicated goods store: Thank you, sir, if you find out the truth, can you private message me?If you don't know the truth of the matter, I'm afraid it will be difficult to sleep recently.

The grocery store owner quickly replied to him: OK.

In a community called Dongfang not far from the old cat, part of the garages here are rented by some vendors for business, and there is a grocery store named No. 106 in it.

Grocery store door open, front counter and shelves with fruits and vegetables.There is a computer on the counter, and there is a teenager sitting in front of him, his buttocks are sitting on the boss chair, his body is slightly stretched forward, and his smooth neck is bent into a natural arc.The screen flickered faintly, hitting his delicate and clean face.

The boy's facial features are upright and delicate, his face is soft, the corners of his mouth are slightly raised, only his eyes are not so kind, they have an unexplorable depth and an irreversible aura.

He is the founder of the crazy forum mentioned by the old cat, Fan Ren, the owner of the grocery store, not the 20-year-old young boss that the old cat guessed, he looks only fifteen or sixteen years old, and his face is still very immature. Five years ago, he created the crazy He also looked like this at the forum, which may be unbelievable in the eyes of ordinary people, but the appearance of a cultivator ages slowly. , such a talent is really shocking, if it is put in the cultivation world, I don't know what kind of uproar it will cause.

The clerk Bai Duoduo suddenly walked up to Fanren's side at some point. He had a chubby face like a doll in New Year's pictures, and a very cute smile. There were two braids on his head, and he kept shaking after walking a few steps. With a charming smile, he said in a sweet voice: "Little Boss, Young Master Dong invited us to go fishing just now."

Fan Ren was quite interested and asked, "What else did he say?"

Bai Duoduo recalled, and said: "Dong Shao said that because his grandma was very energetic yesterday, she was usually dull, but now she is much more cheerful and can remember many things from the past. It may be that her condition has improved, so I want to First go to the hospital for follow-up consultation and then come to pick us up. Anyway, Xishuang Road is not far from the grocery store..."

"Xishuang Road?" The smile on the corner of Fan Ren's mouth was slightly restrained, and he asked in surprise: "Dong Xiuxiang's home is in the villa area of ​​Xishuang Road?"

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Before reading the article, you should know:

1. Modern comprehension texts with an empty background

2. CP is the small owner of the grocery store who is attacked by × Devil Emperor, and who is gentle and stubborn and who is attacked by × Lengao’s wife

3. There are manuscripts saved, updated daily, no pitfalls, and the update time is around [-]:[-] p.m.

4. Cultivation levels in the realm of comprehension: Foundation Establishment, Golden Elixir, Nascent Soul, Transformation God, Overcoming Tribulation

Immortal cultivation level: Shangxian, Jinxian, Xianjun, Xianzun, Xiandi

Upper Three Realms: Immortal World, Demon World, Demon World

The Three Lower Realms: The Secular World, the Realm of Cultivation, and Hell